A Jamaican Man Making Love for the first time.

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mjamaika bana..................................................kweli hiyo ki2 taaaaaaaaaaam lazima udilute

umeona eeeehhhh

 

[Nazjaz]

haaaa haaa haaaaaaaaa nimekoma kuringa na Bujibuji

 

[Deane96]

A Jamaican Man was making love to his
woman for the first time in his lifr. He then
suddenly screamed and ran out of the
room.. then came back with a glass of water,
and poured it in the woman's vagina.
Frightened, the woman shouted 'Wot da Hell
Ya Do Dat Faw?' ...and the man replied,
'Damn'it woman ... dis ting too sweet man
~me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic'

hahahahahahahahahahah.....so funny.

 

[muwaha]

Hapa ndo hunitoi Jf...ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[kanene]

:nod: .........................ni tamu

 

[Mandown]

hapo umetuibia,

 

[probe]

Hahahahahahahahehehehehee!!!

 

[mceddy]

hyo ni kali mkareeeeeee

 

[Chassarsenal]

Hiyo ki2 ni tam bana! Mi nkajua rasta aliongezea maji ili anywe juithi yake bana...

 

[driller]

aaaaaaaahhhaaa hahaaa diabetic hahaaaa....

 

[Mlaleo]

Angemgambire sitopu!

 

[MatikaC]

hahahahah

 

[MAUBIG]

wabongo kwa kupenda mambo ya ajabu, mhhh

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Dah!
Ameua!

 

[Mlaleo]

A Jamaican Man was making love to his
woman for the first time in his lifr. He then
suddenly screamed and ran out of the
room.. then came back with a glass of water,
and poured it in the woman's vagina.
Frightened, the woman shouted 'Wot da Hell
Ya Do Dat Faw?' ...and the man replied,
'Damn'it woman ... dis ting too sweet man
~me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic'

Jamaa mmoja huko Jamaica kwa mara ya kwanza Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanamke, yaliyotokea sikiliza,

Jamaa kaendelea na Penzi ghafla akapiga yowe na kukimbia nje ya chumba na baada ya muda mfupi akarejea na kikombe cha Maji na kuyamwagia kwenye uke wa yule Mwanamke aliyekuwa akifanya nae Mapenzi, Yule Mwanamke kwa hasira akakasirika na kumwambia Mjamaica Unafanya nini tena kunimwagia maji kwenye uchi wangu!
Mjamaica akajibu ah Mpenzi hii kitu ni tamu mno mimi nimeamua kuidilute(Kuongezea Maji utamu upungue) Si unajua mimi nina ugonjwa wa Kisukari....!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Jamaa mmoja huko Jamaica kwa mara ya kwanza Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanamke, yaliyotokea sikiliza,

Jamaa kaendelea na Penzi ghafla akapiga yowe na kukimbia nje ya chumba na baada ya muda mfupi akarejea na kikombe cha Maji na kuyamwagia kwenye uke wa yule Mwanamke aliyekuwa akifanya nae Mapenzi, Yule Mwanamke kwa hasira akakasirika na kumwambia Mjamaica Unafanya nini tena kunimwagia maji kwenye uchi wangu!
Mjamaica akajibu ah Mpenzi hii kitu ni tamu mno mimi nimeamua kuidilute(Kuongezea Maji utamu upungue) Si unajua mimi nina ugonjwa wa Kisukari....!

Weka na accent ya Ki Jamaica ili inoge zaidi

 

[Mlaleo]

Weka na accent ya Ki Jamaica ili inoge zaidi

Haha English JAMAICA ukiitranslate kuwa Swahili Jamaica ni ngumu kumesa... Leta ile Ya Mmasai kagoma kumlipa Changudoa kisa Changu aliukalia kwa juu masai akajua hiyo Style yeye ndio anadinywa na Demu na akadai yeye ndie alipwe!

 

[mtemi mhg]

rasta fari our lord in jamaica booooooh.....i nd' i don geta knw ya diabetic

 

[TAJIRI MKUU WA MATAJIRI]

Chama Demus noma sana

 

[sab]

Damn man…gwain