One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her Darling, would you give me a blow job? Horrified, she replies Are you mad? My parents will see us! Him: Oh come on! Whos gonna see us at this hour? Her: No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught? Him: Oh come on, theres nobody around, theyre all sleeping! Her: No way. Its just too risky! Him (horny as hell): Oh please, please, I love you so much! Her: No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just cant! Him: Oh yes you can. Please? Her: No, no. I just cant Him: I beg you Out of the blue, the lights goes on, and the girls sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, hell come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..