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A goodnight kiss

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Mar 21, 2012.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

    Mar 21, 2012
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    One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
    They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
    With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a blow job?”
    Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
    Him: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
    Her: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
    Him: “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
    Her: “No way. It’s just too risky!”
    Him (horny as hell): “Oh please, please, I love you so much!”
    Her: “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
    Him: “Oh yes you can. Please?”
    Her: “No, no. I just can’t”
    Him: “I beg you… ”
    Out of the blue, the lights goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
    “Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nice joke but confused me technically at the end. Does putting one's hand on the intercom make the device active? This is the question I am asking myself,.