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23 Commandments Of Marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by biko87, Oct 24, 2012.

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    biko87 Member

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    1. The husband is always right
    2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work
    3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed
    4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened
    5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed
    6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
    7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like
    8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
    9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
    10.The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
    11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
    12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the
    family meeting
    13.The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home
    14.The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night
    15.The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case of emergence of this one
    16.The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money
    17.All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage
    18.The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed
    19.The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him
    20.The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully
    21.The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public
    22.The wife never pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband
    23.The wife never goes out without permission from her husband


    http://www.shinbow.com/2011/03/02/23-commandments-of-marriage/
     
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    Mfumo dume @work!
     
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    Mfumo dume @work.
     
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    Mfumo dume at work.
     
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    The clowns land. Keep on dreaming.
     
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