JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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~ Got chased by the headteacher and deputy head. A whole crowd of us in school uniform were in one area our school had forbidden to enter, otherwise could result in expulsion. Only 2 were caught...
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1. Ndugu TAMPERA NGUNAMABWOKO-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari ya wavulana Tabora mwaka 1992. 2. Ndugu GOGOMOKA MISALABA-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari Minaki mwaka...
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Wandugu, Thread hii ni mahususi kwa chochote unachokumbuka enzi unasoma shule ya msingi. Mimi binafsi nakumbuka enzi zile nasoma Issale primary school kule wilayani Mbulu miaka ya 1986-1991...
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Kila jukwaa lina watu ambao wanakuwa ni members ‘zaidi ya wengine' tokana na mapenzi ya kila member. Katika majukwaa yote hili la CC limekithiri tabia za uchochezi na undumilakuwili kwa...
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Kaka yangu Tate Mkuu, shida ni nini? Dada zako ni mnyoosho wa suruali kwa kwenda mbele. Sijawahi kuona mrembo wa kisambaa mwenye wowowo. Ni flat screen ileile. Nimemuacha mmoja mwaka mmoja nyuma...
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Uzi huu ni maalum kwa wale wapendao kupeana likes. Hapa comment chochote kasoro lugha chafu utapata like yako saaafii! Karibuni wadau.
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Kama inavyojieleza ushawahi kumpenda demu sio ligi yako. Ukaamua uende kwa babu.
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hebu tupe uzoefu, ili twende sawa zaidi. ulikiuka miiko gani ukapigwa ban JF au nini kilisababisha ukapigwa ban? mara ngapi umekumbana na changamoto hiyo na ni jukwaa gani hasa lilikusababisha...
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Habari wana JF Matumaini yangu wote mko poa kabisa. Uzi huu ni kwaajili ya wote. Lengo ni kujadili changamoto zinazotukabili, pia Kupeana support katika mambo yetu hapa JF. Tupeane mbinu za...
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Kuna wakati tunahitaji ku realise stress. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kufanya jambo jipya. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kuona kitu kipya. Kuna wakati HATUHITAJI kusoma post zenye kutafakarisha. Kuna wakati...
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The Weekend - Out of Time
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Laiti tungekuwa tunatumia majina yetu ya kiukweli nadhani JF isingekuwa tamu kama ilivyo sasa. Kuna maprofesa, wasomi mbalimbali, wasio soma na watu wa kila aina. Lakini wote tuna haki sawa ya...
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Nimefungua uzi huu kutokana na kuwa na janga la kukata usingizi usiku. Kama na wewe ni mmojawapo naomba tuungane pamoja hapa kwa kuandika ulipo na unafanya nini kwa wakati huo baada ya kukosa...
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Sote tumekubaliana huu mwaka ni wa kufosi, Leo ni tarehe 1/06/2024, maana yake tumeimaliza nusu ya kwanza, tunaanza nusu ya pili. Je, mpaka Sasa ume force kiasi gani? au bado unasubili mchongo...
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Wakuu kupitia JF imetufanya tuwe kama ndugu na pia JF ni chombo kilichotuunganisha watu tofauti tofauti. So sioni ubaya wowote kama siku moja nitapata moja baridi na huyu member wa JF ledada...
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Yani kuna hali yanifkirisha,au sijui ndiyo akili za weekend...!? Mtu kukua kutoka umri wa miaka 10 hadi 20 ilichukua mda mrefu sana. Ila Kukua kutoka umri wa miaka 20 hadi 30 mbona imefanyika...
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Mbona kila komenti na kila jukwaa jamaa anagonga likes? Inawezekanaje mtu akawa amesambaa maeneo yote hayo?
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Wakubwa anaye jua mzizi wa kumpata kila mwanamke unaye mtaka tupeane maelekezo basi
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Wewe ni tajiri au masikini? Tuwekee picha tuone maana mmezidi kujitapa nyie matajri.
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May be because these things don't always happen but very probable. 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. 2. LAW OF QUEUE: If you...
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Kuna wakati huwa nashangaa sana wanaume wanapo lala na njaa kisa eti mama nanii hayupo...!! Kwa hili nampongeza sana mama yangu kwa malezi aliyo nilelea, na hasa wakati ule nilikuwa nadhani...
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Hahaha hahah Nimekua nikianguaga kicheko sana nikiona kuwa **** mchizi umu anajitia ujaja akijiongeza kwa watoto wa kike ambao kimsingi huwa sanalinga sana humu kwakuwa tu atuna access ya kuwaona...
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Hodi Humu ndani!!!! Nawasalimu!!!!!! Leo nimekaa zangu tu, nawaza UPUPUUUU! Hahahaaaaaa! Eti jamani watumia jamvi, nani wa jinsia nyingine anayekuvutia zaidi humu JF kwa mada, fikra, uchangiaji...
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