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FISI ANAPOTAKA KUMLA MWENZAKE HUANZA KWA KUMKASHIFU KUWA ANANUKA KAMA MBUZI ~Mdudu wa masala

Utakula juhudi yako.

Kwani hio yake anayoikatalia Ina muhuri WA TBS?

Asilimia 98 ya watu wafupi huwa hawapunguzi urefu wa jeans zao.Huzikunja kwa chini kwa matumaini kwamba ipo siku watarefuka wazikunjue jeans zao. HII INAITWA IMANI.

Hakimu: Una swali lolote kwa shahidi? Maasai: Ndioo.ile siku wee naona mimi nikiiba ilikua nimefaa shati rangi gani? Shahidi: Ulikua umevaa shati nyeupe. Maasai: Hapana.mekosea.ilikua rangi ya buluu.:D:D:D Chezea maasai.

Ni mimi naona hivi viatu vikicheka ama ni ile bangi nimevuta ndio yafanya nione vitu vyangu

UKitaka kumueza mchawi..Kesha macho.

In Ukimuona mpe salamu zangu za dhati.

Konyagi Motooo.haha.

:mad: Nani kasema

Yaani hakuna siku nimefurahi kama siku ya Leo na nimeonelea ni freshy kuwajulisha wadau.Yaani Leo nimejiona laivu kwenye runinga...nilipoizima

1. Prostitutes who were landing on one chest after another like aeroplanes. They conceived in the process, the dad of the kid(s) disappeared and now they're forced to fend for their kid(s). They thought they'd milk money from the man on child upkeep but the deal backfired. This is a bitter lot...

Umbea wataka bidii.Hata ikinyesha ya mawe tafuta mwavuli ukasambaze Habari. :D:D

je umeiona inapoelekea??

Cha mkufu mwanafu ha, na akila hu, lakini cha mwanafu mkufu hu, na akila ha!

Mdomo umekolea shedo lipustiki wakunyonya denda tena kwa hitilafu romance-mtoto wa geti kali by inspekta haroun.

Maasai sita wakapanda dala kuelekea arusha.konda alipowaitisha pesa mmoja akatoa wale watano wakadaisha sisi apana enda arusha yero.tunasindikisa huyu ndugu yetu.

Jamaa baada ya ugomvi na waif mswahili alisusia msosi akaishia dili ile kurudi toka kazini kamkuta mkewe kavaa kanga imeandikwa "UKISUSIA WENZIO WALA" Ilipofika asubuhi kavaa kanga imeandikwa "UKITOKA MWENZIO ANAINGIA" Daah jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini.. mke akavaa kanga imeandikwa...