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SHOCK at ICC as 8 WITNESSES refuse to testify against President Elect UHURU KENYATTA. Panic and anxiety gripped the offices of the International Criminal Court (ICC) on Monday, after 8 key witnesses said they will not testify on the case connecting Presidentelect Uhuru Kenyatta with...
A womens lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, Where would man be today if it were not for woman?
She paused a moment and looked around the room. I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?
From the back of the room came a voice, Hed be in the Garden of...
On a Trotro going, from Circle to Nungua, after my evening lectures the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang, she picks it and said:
"Honey, I'm in a bus going to Koforidua for the burial, I will call you when I get there".
Another girl's phone rang, she said:
"Sweetheart, I'm on my...
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
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