Zima simu kwemye nyumba za ibada....

[Wilbert1974]

Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anasali. Ghafla simu ikalia...
akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima, kumbe aliipokea badala ya kuzima.
Wakati anasujudu akasikia "Honey mbona husemi umenuna?!
Akaingiza tena mkono mfukoni kuizima bila kuitoa nje, kumbe aliiweka tena kwenye LOUD SPEAKER.
Waumini wote sasa wakawa wanasikia... " Honey hata usiposema, ila leo mwenzio nina NYE.. zinanisumbua, natamani KUTO... njoo basi UNI..... Dear. Leo ntakupa style zote utakazo mpnz wangu"
Waumini wakadakia, "ZIMA SIMU YAKO UNATUTIA NYE.. NA SISI......:mwaaah:

 

[Junior. Cux]

hahahahaha kwikwikwikwi tehtehtehtehtehteh kwakwakwakwa qweqweqweqweqwe...

 

[ummu kulthum]

mmmmh si alipigwa huyo eeeh?

 

[Boney E.M.]

You made my day....Alllahu akbar

 

[Pancras Suday]

astaghafilulah! Laana kabisa

 

[Inside10]

Huyo angekuwa zenji kwa wana'UAMSHO angechinjwa

 

[Mshuza2]

Laana tulah alaih!

 

[mabhuimerafulu]

Simu ni muhimu sana kanisani. Huoni huyo alibainika ni Fataki mbele ya Mungu! Namwomba Imamu wa msikiti huo amchukulie hatua za kinidhamu za kimbingu, achomwe moto. Takbir!

 

[Ennie]

astaghafilulah! Laana kabisa

Kwa kweli! Hii chiboko.

 

[Maida Mari]

Simu ni muhimu sana kanisani. Huoni huyo alibainika ni Fataki mbele ya Mungu! Namwomba Imamu wa msikiti huo amchukulie hatua za kinidhamu za kimbingu, achomwe moto. Takbir!

Allahuakbar

 

[Malunkwi]

Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anasali. Ghafla simu ikalia...
akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima, kumbe aliipokea badala ya kuzima.
Wakati anasujudu akasikia "Honey mbona husemi umenuna?!
Akaingiza tena mkono mfukoni kuizima bila kuitoa nje, kumbe aliiweka tena kwenye LOUD SPEAKER.
Waumini wote sasa wakawa wanasikia... " Honey hata usiposema, ila leo mwenzio nina NYE.. zinanisumbua, natamani KUTO... njoo basi UNI..... Dear. Leo ntakupa style zote utakazo mpnz wangu"
Waumini wakadakia, "ZIMA SIMU YAKO UNATUTIA NYE.. NA SISI......:mwaaah:

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... we mkareee

 

[salito]

tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe.....

 

[princess enny]

duuuhh hatari kweli

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

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[Wilbert1974]

Acha kutumia connection za wizi....

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[Wilbert1974]

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Hamia AIRTEL...

 

[Leak]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah