Zijue 10 bora za mashirika ya Ki'Inteligensia yenye nguvu Duniani.

[Ndibalema]

10. ASIS – Australia
​

13 May 1952

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

$162.5m AUD (2007)

The Hon. Stephen Smith MP, Minister for Foreign Affairs

Nick Warner, Director-General

FORMED
HEADQUARTERS
ANNUAL BUDGET
MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

A​

[h=2]9. RAW – India[/h]

​

21 September 1968

New Delhi, India

K. C. Verma, Secretary (R)

Prime Minister’s Office, GoI

FORMED
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

8. DGSE – France ​

April 2, 1982

External Documentation and Counter-Espionage Service

FORMED
PRECEDING AGENCY

Hervé Morin, Minister of Defence

Erard Corbin de Mangoux, Director

MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

7. FSB – Russia ​

3 April, 1995

350,000

Lubyanka Square

KGB

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
HEADQUARTERS
PRECEDING AGENCY

​

[h=2]6. BND – Germany[/h]

​

1 April 1956

6,050

Gehlen Organization

Central Intelligence Group

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

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[h=2]5. MSS – China[/h]

​

People’s Republic of China

Beijing

Geng Huichang, Minister of State Security

State Council

JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]4. CIA – America[/h]

​

September 18, 1947

20,000

Leon Panetta, Director

Central Intelligence Group

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]3. M1-6 – United Kingdom[/h]

​

1909 as the Secret Service Bureau

Government of the United Kingdom

Vauxhall Cross, London

The Rt Hon. William Hague MP, Foreign Secretary

Sir John Sawers KCMG, Director General

Foreign and Commonwealth Office

FORMED
JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]2. Mossad – Israel[/h]

​

December 13, 1949 as the Central Institute for Coordination

1,200 (est)

Meir Dagan, Director

Office of the Prime Minister

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]1. ISI – Pakistan[/h]

​

1948

Government of Pakistan

Islamabad, Pakistan

Lieutenant General Ahmad Shuja Pasha, PA Director General

FORMED
JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

​

Na Shirika Dhaifu zaidi kuliko yote Duniani ni...
[h=2]CHAD

[/h]

 

[C.T.U]

tiss wa ngapi?

 

[Consigliere]

Tiss ilitamba enzi za Nyerere katika Local Intelligence, sasa hivi hakuna kitu.

 

[UmkhontoweSizwe]

Tiss ilikuwa zamani, sasa hivi ni genge la mafisadi na wauaji tu kama ccm.

 

[mambo]

Tiss ilitamba enzi za Nyerere katika Local Intelligence, sasa hivi hakuna kitu.

duh inamaana mossad ni wa pili basi hao pakstani ni chiboko.tz oyeeeeeeeeeE

 

[Genekai]

tiss wa ngapi?

Hawa tiss wamekuwa wanasiasa kupanga matokeo tu ndo maana kuna leaks kibao toka kwao. Labda watakuwa ndani ya TANO dhaifu!

 

[Kinyungu]

tiss wa ngapi?

Sasa hivi wanawatumikia bwana zao CCM wewe hujaona wanajeshi wa Congo juzi kati wametia nanga Kigoma wao hawana habari!

 

[SIKUOGOPI]

ingia kwenye Mtandao wa Mashirika Bora kupitia CIA ya Marekani nawe utaona wanakupa Number Moja ni Mossad kutoka Israel na toka Imeanza dunia Hakuna aliyewahi Kuweza kufanikiwa kupata walau hata Chembe za Siri zao!

Kwa Faida yako hawa jamaa ndio waliofanikiwa Mpaka sasa Kumkamata Saddam Hussen na Ossama Bin Laden Bila Kumsahau Carlos the Jackal. Pia usisahau Taifa la Marekani na ubabe wake wote wanawategemea Mossad na Hakuna sehemu yoyote ile Utasikia Marekani anasema nimepata Msaada toka kwao!

Kumbuka pia ili uwe Kiongozi wa CIA ni lazima uwe na Asili ya Israel hivyo si kweli kwamba
Hilo ulilosema ni Number One! Kisiasa sawa but kikawaida Hakuna Mpaka Leo anayeweza kuvunja Rekodi ya Mossad na nikukumbushe tu Mosasad ilianzishwa na Nabii Ibrahimu enzi za Agano la Kale!

Mengi zaidi tembele Mitandao ya Kiisrael nawe utapata sifa na Mikakati yao! Hii si Upenzi bali peruuzi sana nawe utagundua! Maana hata Mfalme Daudi aliikuta na akatumia Mbinu za Shirika hili. Rais wa Misri Marehemu Gamar Abdul Nasir kama angekuwa Hai naamini angekueleza namna ambavyo Mossad walivyomfanya!

Kwa ufupi Mossad si Shirika linalotaka Sifa sana kama CIA au KGB au SCOTLAND YARD namengine mengi kama hili la Vibaraka wa CCM hapa Nyumbani kwetu tanzania! Maana haoa kwetu kila Mtu anajua Fulani ni Usalama wa Taifa a.k.a kuwadi wa CCM na Mabingwa wa kuchakachua Kura za Urais!

Ukitaka kujua wa kwetu ni Makuwadi fuatilia mikakati yao iko wazi siri zao zimekuwa si siri tena! Maana yake nini Himaya ya Mfalme ikitikisika ujue kinachofuata ni kuanguka! Sasa uliza kama wa kwetu wanasoma Alama za nyakati? Hapa kwetu ni mabingwa wa kuita Press na Kujibishana na Wanasiasa! Wewe uliona wapi Mossad au CIA au KGB au SCOTLAND YARD wanapoteza muda wa kujibishana na Wanasiasa! Zaidi ya kulinda usalama wa taifa lao kwanza!

Mungu ibariki Tanzania!
Mungu bariki Taasisi yetu ya Usalama wa Taifa!

 

[King Kong III]

TISS yani haipo hapo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa basi mkuu iweke hata juu ya CHAD

 

[FJM]

Kanisa Katoliki.

 

[sihofu]

Pengine tz ndo inafuatia baada ya chad,hata katika vyombo vyetu vya intelligence wanaajiri watoto wao ndo maana hamna siri siku hizi,habari tunazipata kila leo hata zile ambazo ilibidi zifichwe kwa ajiri ya usalama wa taifa letu liliwalwo na wezi wachache

10. ASIS – Australia
​

13 May 1952

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

$162.5m AUD (2007)

The Hon. Stephen Smith MP, Minister for Foreign Affairs

Nick Warner, Director-General

FORMED
HEADQUARTERS
ANNUAL BUDGET
MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

A​

[h=2]9. RAW – India[/h]

​

21 September 1968

New Delhi, India

K. C. Verma, Secretary (R)

Prime Minister’s Office, GoI

FORMED
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

8. DGSE – France ​

April 2, 1982

External Documentation and Counter-Espionage Service

FORMED
PRECEDING AGENCY

Hervé Morin, Minister of Defence

Erard Corbin de Mangoux, Director

MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

7. FSB – Russia ​

3 April, 1995

350,000

Lubyanka Square

KGB

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
HEADQUARTERS
PRECEDING AGENCY

​

[h=2]6. BND – Germany[/h]

​

1 April 1956

6,050

Gehlen Organization

Central Intelligence Group

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

---

​

[h=2]5. MSS – China[/h]

​

People’s Republic of China

Beijing

Geng Huichang, Minister of State Security

State Council

JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]4. CIA – America[/h]

​

September 18, 1947

20,000

Leon Panetta, Director

Central Intelligence Group

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]3. M1-6 – United Kingdom[/h]

​

1909 as the Secret Service Bureau

Government of the United Kingdom

Vauxhall Cross, London

The Rt Hon. William Hague MP, Foreign Secretary

Sir John Sawers KCMG, Director General

Foreign and Commonwealth Office

FORMED
JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
MINISTER RESPONSIBLE
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]2. Mossad – Israel[/h]

​

December 13, 1949 as the Central Institute for Coordination

1,200 (est)

Meir Dagan, Director

Office of the Prime Minister

FORMED
EMPLOYEES
AGENCY EXECUTIVE
PARENT AGENCY

​

[h=2]1. ISI – Pakistan[/h]

​

1948

Government of Pakistan

Islamabad, Pakistan

Lieutenant General Ahmad Shuja Pasha, PA Director General

FORMED
JURISDICTION
HEADQUARTERS
AGENCY EXECUTIVE

​

Na Shirika Dhaifu zaidi kuliko yote Duniani ni...
[h=2]CHAD

[/h]

 

[shizukan]

NAKATAAA TAKWIMU ZAKO ZIMECHAKACHULIWA!!! Kwanza tu kwa kudhihirisha huo ni uongo, hao Wapakistan walishindwa kujua kama Osama Bin Laden anakaa pale jirani yao. Nachotaka nikwambie ni kwamba, sijui nani wa pili wala nani wa kumi ila #1 ni TISS.
Vigezo:
1. Ndio taasisi pekee ya usalama inayoweza kugundua endapo maandamano yataambatana na fujo.
2. Ndio taasisi pekee ya usalama iliyoweza kuhakikisha serikali iliyopo madarakani inapata kura zaidi ya zillizopigwa
3. Ndio taasisi pekee ya usalama inayowalipa vizuri watumishi wake kiasi wanaweza kujisifia mitaani kuwa wao NI
4. Ndio taasisi pekee iliyoweza kuwalinda Simba na Yanga uwanja wa Taifa inspite of Al Shabaab threats

Hizo za kwako ni za kutunga tu, waziri Nundu angekuona angekuuliza mapema tu "umetumwa na nani?"

 

[mjaumbute]

TISS inafanya kazi yake vizuri sana ila kwa taarifa yako CCM nayo ina Intelejensia yake ,na hii ndiyo inayohusika na vitendo vyote viovu tunavyoviona vikiwemo vya kuchakachua matokeo ina nguvu kubwa kwani wengi wao walihamishiwa huko kutoka TISS baada ya kuanzishwa vyama vingi ili kuihami CCM ingawaje sasa naona nguvu yake imebaki mkiani.

 

[Sigma]

 

[Sigma]

 

[Sigma]