you know you are in Tanzania when


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you know you are in Tanzania when....

1) Bia inalipa kodi kubwa zaidi ya migodi kwa ujumla

2)rais anafurahia kupiga picha na hundi isiyosahihi


3)Marais wanaitwa mafisadi wanatulia tuli, ati kengele za mlango...

4)Waziri Mkuu anasema ndege inapaa, wakati wananchi hawamiliki hata kupeleka watoto shule

5)badala ya viongozi wa juu wa serikali kuachana na biashara binafsi wakishika madaraka, wao ndio wanaanzisha biashara na kuweka anuwani mahala pao pa kazi

6)wanaoshutumiwa kwa ubadhirifu badala ya kusimamishwa kazi kwa ajili ya uchunguzi wanaongezewa wasaidizi.
 

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You know you are in Tanzania when...

1. Muuaji Dito anapokuwa msemaji wa serikali kwenye mkutano wa
hadhara ambao umeitishwa na serikali

2. Ukiwa mzungu unanuna shimo la dhahabu kwa shilingi laki mbili
 

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you know you are in Tanzania when....

1) Bia inalipa kodi kubwa zaidi ya migodi kwa ujumla

2)rais anafurahia kupiga picha na hundi isiyosahihi


3)Marais wanaitwa mafisadi wanatulia tuli, ati kengele za mlango...

4)Waziri Mkuu anasema ndege inapaa, wakati wananchi hawamiliki hata kupeleka watoto shule

5)badala ya viongozi wa juu wa serikali kuachana na biashara binafsi wakishika madaraka, wao ndio wanaanzisha biashara na kuweka anuwani mahala pao pa kazi

6)wanaoshutumiwa kwa ubadhirifu badala ya kusimamishwa kazi kwa ajili ya uchunguzi wanaongezewa wasaidizi.

Kwanini Usiwe wewe- ili Ukomae uache kulamu?
 

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Gigo

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You know you are in Tanzania when...

1. Muuaji Dito anapokuwa msemaji wa serikali kwenye mkutano wa
hadhara ambao umeitishwa na serikali

2. Ukiwa mzungu unanuna shimo la dhahabu kwa shilingi laki mbili
SAWA.....We unae andika sijui ni Jamii gani?
 

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DAR si LAMU

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..maneno yanapozidi matendo,4*4*far!

..wapiga kura wanapochagua walaji badala ya wazalishaji!

..makosa ya kiuongozi yanaporudiwa tena na tena bila aibu!
 

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