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# Yaan mara kwa mara nilikuwa nikishidwa kujibu hii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Adam waTZ, Dec 12, 2011.

1. A

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Ilikuwa ni chemsha bongo. Kwamba umepewa vitu vitatu ambavyo ni simba, nyasi au majani na mbuzi .sasa uvivushe mto kimoja baada ya kingine usivushe zaidi ya kimoja na uhakikishe vinafika salama vyote so kumbuka ukivusha simba ukaacha mbuzi na majani ina maana mbuzi atakula majani na kama ukivusha majani nakuacha simba na mbuzi ina maana simba atakula mbuzi. Hebu niambie wewe utavushaje hivyo vitu.

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### KubingwaJF-Expert Member

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halafu kimoja kimoja,lo!

3. A

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yaah kimoja kimoja mbona inawezekana we chemsha bongo tu

4. ### che wa TzJF-Expert Member

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Kweli we kilaza

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Utavusha mbuzi,utaacha cmba na majani,utarudi kuchukua majani then utayavusha utamchukua mbuz utarud nae,ukifika utamwacha mbuzi utamvusha simba,then utampick mbuzi

6. ### ViolJF-Expert Member

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Mkuu hapa unachukua mbuzi halafu unamvusha wakati huo simba umemwacha na majani(simba hali majani),halafu unarudi kuchukua simba unamvukisha aliko mbuzi,ukimfikisha simba kule kwa mbuzi unarudi na mbuzi unamwacha simba mwenyewe,
ukirudi na mbuzi unamwacha upande yaliko majani halafu unachukua majani nakuvukisha upande wa simba,kwahiyo simba anambaki na majani(simba hali majani),then unakuja kumalizia kumvukisha mbuzi,unakuwa umemaliza.

7. ### NdechumiaJF-Expert Member

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haya tuliyajib tukiwa std lll

8. ### King Kong IIIJF-Expert Member

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Hili ni sawa na lile la kuvuka daraja na wewe hauna hela na kuna mlinzi,kuvuka daraja sh 100.

9. A

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daah mwana unaweza. kiukweli ilikuwa hot enzi hizo

10. A

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yes. Well done, kweli tumekuwa na kiakili enzi hizo ni bonge la mtihani

11. ### tobycowSenior Member

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huyo simba unayemvusha vusha hvo akufanyi ki2 ni wa mbuga gan tafadhali naomba nifahamishwe

12. ### RosweeterJF-Expert Member

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Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......................Labda simba huyo ni camerun

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### mbambaguyJF-Expert Member

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unamchukua mbuz unamvusha cz cmba hali majan unarud unakuja unachukua majan unapeleka ukiwa unarud unarud na mbuz unaacha majan ukfka unachuku cmba unapeleka kisha unamrudia... hapo malzia sasa....

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sasa akishajibu m1 si inatosha mpaka wote mchangie????????????/

15. ### LucasJF-Expert Member

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inanikumbusha ile ya kwamba bata mbele ya bata na bata nyuma ya bata ni bata wangapi?

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### kifuniboySenior Member

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kweli siyo kila supu ya utumbo.(A.K.A,upupu)inaliwa.

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### amirideJF-Expert Member

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Hebu jaribuni hii "Juu ya meza kuna nzi 10 ukiua mmoja watabaki :lol:wangapi?

18. ### Mbayuwa2Member

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Mh...... Sina jawabu

19. ### Angel NylonJF-Expert Member

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Mh! Hii ni sawa na kuuliza km kuna wa2 10 ukimpiga risasi m1 watabaki wangapi.............