World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

Why are broke men faithful in relationships?

 

[Numbisa]

When relationship is new..... U feel like getting married tomorrow

 

[Numbisa]

No all boyfriends will b husbands. Not all gfs will be wives. My dear ,it's simple.

 

[Numbisa]

When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name
"Good morningMiss slay queen hottest bae"

My sister just pack your CV and run.

 

[Numbisa]

You can't expect her to quickly reply to your "How are you." While another guy is busy asking her "What is your account number?"

 

[Numbisa]

To be in love with last born is not easy. You don't even know whether they want to be with you or their mothers

 

[Numbisa]

That fake *Wow* niggas send After receving Nudes from bitches

 

[Tansy]

To be in love with last born is not easy. You don't even know whether they want to be with you or their mothers

Hahhaha so True

 

[Baba Swalehe]

When relationship is new..... U feel like getting married tomorrow

 

[mkorea]

I got to understand you, for sure the world is so fun

 

[Numbisa]

I just killed the mosquito that bit me 2years ago..... the nigga thought i forgot his face.

 

[Numbisa]

Eating hairy pussy is like eating sunflower seeds, every sec you be like pfpfpfpfpf

 

[Numbisa]

I was just checking on you" is a very dangerous statement it can start a relationship

 

[Numbisa]

am i the only one worried that oneday we will die？Doesn't that shit scare you？

 

[Numbisa]

Lack of sex can make you post jokes everyday

 

[Numbisa]

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage.

 

[comrade_kipepe]

this is from robert mugabe quotes
Do u stil remember ya uncle who was 25 and he had nothing and u thought he was not serious in life ..now look at u .... what do u have hihi ?

 

[Numbisa]

I literally just showed my mom how to copy paste and she’s told me , unaona uzuri ya kupeleka watoto shule

 

[Numbisa]

If she opens her legs for you close it bro. At least shock God for once

 

[Numbisa]

Nowadays people will give their lives to Christ on Sunday and collect it back on Monday morning