World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

Witchcraft is when you bring a new Pretty Hot Girlfriend to your hood and all the streets are empty...

 

[Numbisa]

If ur Woman does not reply to ur "I LOVE U" send her another one that says
"WRONG TEXT"

 

[Numbisa]

A time will come when PARENTS will be more active than their kids on social media. We are those PARENTS.

 

[The last don]

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
John: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

 

[Shomari SN]

So much wisdom on People's WhatsApp status, so much foolishness when you start chatting with them.

Sounds like true!

 

[The last don]

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

[The last don]

2 Lovers decided to commit suicide...!

Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...

Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!

From that day onwards
people started saying
# Ladies First

 

[Numbisa]

2 Lovers decided to commit suicide...!

Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...

Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!

From that day onwards
people started saying
# Ladies First

 

[Numbisa]

Spoil Her,Until She Start Asking Permission From You If She Wants To Do Anything Instead Of Her Parents

 

[Numbisa]

If you meet me driving I give you a lift and you start waving people you know through the window anyhow,you are joining them ,that shit consumes gas

 

[Numbisa]

A man found out that his new maid is a male.....

Right now that's not a problem....

The problem is; his wife wants to know how he found out!!

 

[Bhagavan]

2 Lovers decided to commit suicide...!

Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...

Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!

From that day onwards
people started saying
# Ladies First

Ladies first

 

[Sa 7 mchana]

Chemistry class in Tanzania kwa kiswahili
"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor...

Tanzanians students kufundishwa chemistry and physics kwa kiswahili it is only a myth. One of the great East Africa myths ... hii haijawahi tokea

 

[Tansy]

Never give up on a lady just because she told you she is taken, some of them are taken for granted...

Lol

 

[Tansy]

If ur Woman does not reply to ur "I LOVE U" send her another one that says
"WRONG TEXT"

immediately tu atareply

 

[dr shayo]

Mh Ray TV try 55t55TV rock race rock race

The only reason i wanted to be an adult was to have sex. These things of paying bills and waking up to go to work everyday was not part of the plan

Si pasaka mu tffttf54fttrthuger the trading ytyy

 

[The last don]

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks in his Exams.
Question .1 - In which battle did Kinjekitile Ngwale Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- River Nile Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mwalimu Nyerere Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday

 

[The last don]

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating for really...

 

[Numbisa]

Baby girl, if a guy wants to talk to you and he licks his lips first, just flee!
He’s lubricating his lies.

 

[Numbisa]

U will never know u have kung-fu skills until a giant spider runs over ur body...