World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..

YOU: Hello guys, you look twice

TWINS: What do you mean?

YOU: I mean you look again..

 

[Numbisa]

When You Go With Your Girlfriend To Your Friend's House And The Dog Doesn't Bark At Her. Wisdom, my brother, i say wisdom!

 

[Numbisa]

Do u stil remember ya uncle who was 25 and he had nothing and u thought he was not serious in life ..now look at u .... what do u have hihi ?

 

[Da'Vinci]

When You Go With Your Girlfriend To Your Friend's House And The Dog Doesn't Bark At Her. Wisdom, my brother, i say wisdom!

Wee bibie nilikumiss

 

[andjul]

 

[andjul]

 

[Said Cosmetics]

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Halafu wamekubali

 

[RGforever]

Halafu wamekubali

Hali ya Kukosa Mtoto Unaweza Ambiwa Kula Mavi yanaleta mtoto ukala...

 

[Numbisa]

Babu wee nilikumiss pia

Wee bibie nilikumiss

 

[Numbisa]

Mmh shida hizi

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[vvm]

 

[Atkinson]

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Akili zao wanazijua wenyewe

 

[Numbisa]

A nurse will meet you at the supermarket with your crush and be like "Hey kijana, ile kaswende iliisha??

 

[Numbisa]

The only reason i wanted to be an adult was to have sex. These things of paying bills and waking up to go to work everyday was not part of the plan

 

[Numbisa]

Arsenal fans spent 3 months learning how to pronounce Henrikh Mykhitarian. They're also still learning to pronounce that of Kostatinos Mavropanos. And now their board wants to bring in Sokratis Papathapodoupoulous. Cheiiii..

 

[Numbisa]

CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
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BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now!
William:Yes sir!
BOSS: William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir.
BOSS: So what were you arguing about?
William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat.
BOSS:That bastard!What did u say to him?
William: I told him he's right

 

[Numbisa]

The reason why India is not allowed to be in world cup is because FIFA cannot tolerate 30 minutes singing and dancing after scoring a goal

 

[cyrustheruler]

The reason why India is not allowed to be in world cup is because FIFA cannot tolerate 30 minutes singing and dancing after scoring a goal

Nhahahahaaaaa you've made my morning

 

[kijani11]

Do u stil remember ya uncle who was 25 and he had nothing and u thought he was not serious in life ..now look at u .... what do u have hihi ?

Hili jiwe gizani sasa.

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

When You Go With Your Girlfriend To Your Friend's House And The Dog Doesn't Bark At Her. Wisdom, my brother, i say wisdom!

For shizzle ma nizzle, wisdom Mkuu, wisdom