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Medical staff have lots of odd stories – not least from those working in sexual health clinics.
And this early experience of a sexual health case from then-student nurse, Poppy Ward, proved to be nothing short of unforgettable.
Accompanied by a doctor, who she called Dr Ray, Ms Ward explained in a Guardian blog that she chose to deal with a middle-aged woman, who she assumed would be an easy case…how wrong she was.
She had thought the patient was suffering from thrush due her ‘peculiar gait' and ‘hobble'.
However, on asking the patient what the issue was, the woman explained: ‘I was playing with my son's dinosaur, and it's stuck.
‘It's a T-Rex.'
It turned out the toy was stuck in the lady's vagina.
Luckily, Ms Ward was able to extricate the improvised dildo using a speculum and a pair of forceps from where it was lodged by the cervix.
Our intrepid nurse then managed to offer the following advise to the woman without giggling: ‘I don't advise inserting children's toys during sexual activity, however if you do choose to masturbate with a toy dinosaur, I recommend buying your own, and perhaps putting it in a condom, or tying a leash to its foot.'
No wonder she and Dr Ray broke down in tears of laughter once the mother was out of earshot.
Read more: Woman has toy dinosaur removed from her vagina after using it to masturbate | Metro News
And this early experience of a sexual health case from then-student nurse, Poppy Ward, proved to be nothing short of unforgettable.
Accompanied by a doctor, who she called Dr Ray, Ms Ward explained in a Guardian blog that she chose to deal with a middle-aged woman, who she assumed would be an easy case…how wrong she was.
She had thought the patient was suffering from thrush due her ‘peculiar gait' and ‘hobble'.
However, on asking the patient what the issue was, the woman explained: ‘I was playing with my son's dinosaur, and it's stuck.
‘It's a T-Rex.'
It turned out the toy was stuck in the lady's vagina.
Luckily, Ms Ward was able to extricate the improvised dildo using a speculum and a pair of forceps from where it was lodged by the cervix.
Our intrepid nurse then managed to offer the following advise to the woman without giggling: ‘I don't advise inserting children's toys during sexual activity, however if you do choose to masturbate with a toy dinosaur, I recommend buying your own, and perhaps putting it in a condom, or tying a leash to its foot.'
No wonder she and Dr Ray broke down in tears of laughter once the mother was out of earshot.
Read more: Woman has toy dinosaur removed from her vagina after using it to masturbate | Metro News
