Which celebrity would you marry?

[Paparazi Muwazi]

If you were to marry one of this queens-Nancy, Jokate and Richa; who is the best among them,why?

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[Game Theory]

none of the above

kwa sababu I am legally engaged to ALICIA KEYS

 

[Icadon]

If you were to marry one of this queens-Nancy, Jokate and Richa; who is the best among them,why?

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I don't even know how Jokate and Nancy look like....!!!

 

[Msanii]

Jizaz
Ina maana hata mie niliyeooa naruhusiwa kuoa tena???
Kusema ukweli hawa celebrity uliowataja wanafaa sana as apetizers lakini not as complete meal.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

I just want Kim Kadarshian...

 

[BAK]

If you were to marry one of this queens-Nancy, Jokate and Richa; who is the best among them,why?

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NONE of the above, I prefer to eat home cook meal like pilau, ugali, samaki wa kukaanga, mahanjumati, chapati, maini ya kukaanga, mchicha, kisamvu, maharage ya nazi, ndizi za kupika zilichonganywa na utumbo n.k. NONE of the above seems to know how to prepare those foods...

 

[Nzokanhyilu]

Do I have an option to test drive first? If not, then cant decide.

 

[Paparazi Muwazi]

I don't even know how Jokate and Nancy look like....!!!

Brazameni

Tulee picha zao tafadhali

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[Paparazi Muwazi]

Do I have an option to test drive first? If not, then cant decide.

Did you tested your wife before marrying? If yes, then YES. If no, then NO

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[Nzokanhyilu]

Did you tested your wife before marrying? If yes, then YES. If no, then NO

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Sasa sijui umeuliza swali gani tangu mwanzo? Mimi najaribu kuelewa ishu yako ni nini? Wewe unaanza kujibu utumbo. Nani kakwambia nimeoa?
Swali lako la kitoto. Utaoaje mwanamke kwa kumwangalia? Au kwavile 'celebrity'? Halle Berry kaachika ije kuwa.....maaaan grow up.

 

[Paparazi Muwazi]

Sasa sijui umeuliza swali gani tangu mwanzo? Mimi najaribu kuelewa ishu yako ni nini? Wewe unaanza kujibu utumbo. Nani kakwambia nimeoa?
Swali lako la kitoto. Utaoaje mwanamke kwa kumwangalia? Au kwavile 'celebrity'? Halle Berry kaachika ije kuwa.....maaaan grow up.

Uliuliza mwenyewe kama unataka kuwaonja kabla.Yupi ananidhamu ya kuwa mke kati ya hao watatu?

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[Quemu]

If you were to marry one of this queens-Nancy, Jokate and Richa; who is the best among them,why?

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Jokate. She is so freakin' breathtaking....

 

[Paparazi Muwazi]

Jokate. She is so freakin' breathtaking....

Why is she taking your breath away. Who is the cleanest among the three?

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[Quemu]

Why is she taking your breath away.

Everything about her is tantalizing.....

Who is the cleanest among the three?

Cleanest in what way?
a)Clean as "body & clothes are clean"
b)Clean as "no scandals of any kind"
c)Clean as "so fresh so clean"
d)Clean as "drug free"
e)All of the above
f)None of the above

 

[Paparazi Muwazi]

Everything about her is tantalizing.....



Cleanest in what way?
a)Clean as "body & clothes are clean"
b)Clean as "no scandals of any kind"
c)Clean as "so fresh so clean"
d)Clean as "drug free"
e)All of the above
f)None of the above

All the above. Tantalizing? That sounds sweet!

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[Masanilo]

none of the above

kwa sababu I am legally engaged to ALICIA KEYS

Hahahahahahahhahha....Brazameni anajua?

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

Zo Saldana (Columbiana)

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

I just want Kim Kadarshian...

Kanye is gonna send his south side crew to shoot your a.ss