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What's next after all,...?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kisoda2, Nov 2, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
    Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute luv, I can explain what happened.
    "You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
    And the husband began "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
    She looked so down and out and defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
    The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
    Then he took a quick breath, and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
    "Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
    And so u found us hereĀ…!!!!!
  2. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    heheheh..and that was the document..right? LOL

    kumbe mke alimnyanyasa sana mwanaume....(if that story is true anyways)

    Next steps huyo anaweza kupewa tu talaka if she insists...otherwise she should apologise for starving the man and reducing him to nothing.