Whatever you give a woman

Freetown

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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.


If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.



If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.



If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.



If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'


So -- if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit!!


So be thoughtful what you give her!!! lol
 

NaimaOmari

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Sep 25, 2007
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freetown ... if i may ask ... are you a man or a woman???? if u a a man i and practising all the above .... mhhhh i may have a second opinion !!!!!
 

uporoto01

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May 23, 2008
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That giving her crap and getting a bucket full sounds like my WIFE hahahaha!!
 

BiMkubwa

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That giving her crap and getting a bucket full sounds like my WIFE hahahaha!!

Its a shame you are disrespecting your wife in the open but again its comforting to know that you are the one giving her crap. So scrap your crap and you will a bucket full of goodies................ just a note.
 

BiMkubwa

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If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby
I like it man!

yawn!!! YAAAWWWWNNN! are you that close minded? what about the millions of sperms that do not necessarily result into a baby? Think outside the box for a minute.
 

Fugwe

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Aug 21, 2008
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It seems this theory is working. I'm going to pratice it
 

Kithuku

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Women have this extraordinary capacity of paying back with "better" for every "good", and "worse" for every "bad"
 

Mshiiri

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yawn!!! YAAAWWWWNNN! are you that close minded? what about the millions of sperms that do not necessarily result into a baby? Think outside the box for a minute.


Thus very cool Bimkubwa!!! He thinks only inside the box like a crap itself. So he is truly already a crap. Will only be giving his wife a crap really.
 

Rodelite

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Oct 28, 2007
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This sounds so real....It is True....except ....if she's in a bad mood....forget it....
 

Pundit

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I know of some "thug lovers" whose incentives for doing good are quite reversed, if you treat her like a queen she thinks you weak, if you abuse her then she will be head over heels.

And I am not even talking about SM.

Now what do you have to say about that?
 

uporoto01

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May 23, 2008
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Its a shame you are disrespecting your wife in the open but again its comforting to know that you are the one giving her crap. So scrap your crap and you will a bucket full of goodies................ just a note.

I meant no disrespect just pointing out that she dont take no shit from anybody and i respect her for that,by the way she reads JF regularly.
 

mohammedzahor

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Jun 24, 2008
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it takes the brainy ones to get what you realy mean. but hay!! its try than never. a woman or lady to e precise is something to be cherished. it is to be loved and preserved, it doesn't matter what you give but how you preserve .
by the way its a very complicated creature, but it is to be loved and feel proud sbout it. i love the idea that they are all of the same nature and sometimes character. love them but never hate them.
 

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