CAMARADERIE
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- Mar 3, 2011
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There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me.
"When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing.
"I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
"And just when I was thinking about ending my life by putting POISON in my drink, you show up and drink my poison
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me.
"When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing.
"I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
"And just when I was thinking about ending my life by putting POISON in my drink, you show up and drink my poison