Weekend story: Bad wives

lara 1 said:
The guests!

Nikafungua mlango niiwa nimehamaki, nikaon wageni wamkuja na vikapu n vimfuko, nikiwa bdo na mshagao wakaingia ndani moja kwa moja. Na mimi nikaingia tukawa tumekaaa. Karibuuuu, bado sielewi elewi. Kukweli wale wadada walikuwa wazuriiiii sanaaa, kiasi kwamba huoni kasoro yao,kwa harka harak niliafuta kasoro zao sikuona kasoro. Alafu wote sasani wazuri, wamevaa vitu vya gharama, ikanikumbsha Pricilla na marafiki zake walivokwa wazuri wote.

Mmmoja wao anajibebisha hivi sauti kama Wema Sepetu style, akanikaribisha, karibuuuu dear, sisi ni mjirani zako kwenye hizi apartment, tumeona tuje tukukaribishe kijiweni, we want to be friends, unajua kuhamia seheu mpya inaboaa i was bored to death myself, ndotumeanza huo utaratibu akija mdada tunamkaribisha.

Wakatoa wine zao na vyuku kwnye vikapu wakaanza kula. Melanie, akataka kuchukua paja, wote wakamuwahi Nooooooooo! Nikawaza ana pressure nini Dr. kamwambia asile mafutaya kukaanga. Mmmmh! Dada ambae nilikuja kujua anitwa Paris akamwambia Melannie you have bad genes oky face it, una mwili wa putooo, ukila kidogo tu una bust, learn to control your self, Sisi wenye miili ya mti mkavu we can eat all we want, wherever we want and still be skinny usituige. Ukinenepeana tena hakuna atakaekusindikiza diet wala mazoezi. So weare going to eat the chicken and you gonna watch, ukuafakari why God gave you such bad genetics, ila usikufuru Beyonce also has bad genes, pesa yote alio nayo anaishi kwa proteins, Lady gaga has bad genes, Michelle Obama has bad genes too. Wanaji descipline sio kisingizio. That is what friends are for.

Meannie akarudisha kuku ile na hakula kabisaa mda wote. Wakanipa mimi, nikajiwahi. "I have bad genetics too! could be worse that Mellanie." Wakaangaliana, you look fine to us, akaiona picha ya maza ukutai, if that womn is your mother you should stick to the water, very bad genes i coudnt agree more, even wine is not good at all for you, it has sugar. If i were you and my moms genetics were like thatill get rid of the stove just not to gamble with my appetite.

Nikawauliza tu, wajitambulishe wanfanya kazi wapi na mambo kama hayo. Wakashtuka KAZIIII? Wakaangaliana, nikpewa jibu. Honey we dont wrok, we are too beautiful to work anywhere. Our work is to love and take care of our men, so that they find more money that we can chopp and never feel bad about it. They say a good man is the one who makes lot of money and a good woman is the one who can find such a man, and we did so we gotta enjoy our selves, trust me i am sure you already know finding such a man is harder than finding the money itself. WE ARE ALL LUCKY, AND ALL HAPPILY MARRIED.

I was a dummy at one point of my life but iwas not too stupid to believe they were all happily married, lika ALL is such a big word. But they looked happy, they should be happy, with all the gold they were wearing it is a sin not to be happy. Ikaanza introduction yenyewe. Mrs Maige, beloved wife and mother of 3, married to Dr. Dr. Maige (Post PHD) consultant, lecturer, and financial adviser. Mmmmmh! Nikameza mate. Mrs. Anatwar Tashabala, muke halali ya mkongo, mambo iko byeeee. Mom of of 2 boys. Mkongo kiukweli sitakagi kumuamini anafanya nini maana kwa uongo wale watu ni hatari. La muhimu najinafasi kama hivi, ananijali haijapata tokea. Akadakia mwingine Mkongo Generali wa waasi huko DRC, ooh, msione anajikandika mialmasi, za damu hizo. Hahahaaaaaaaaa! Wakacheka wote. Akaja Mrs Lukola, mom of 2 boy and girl, mama mchungaji, mke wa Askofu mkuu Tanzania. Kwa mambo kiroho nione nikukuze kiimani. kadaki mmoja, kwa mambo ya kutawanya sadaka za waumini kwenye mavazi, chakula, na starehe muone. Hahahaaa! Wakacheka. Mrs Natai, mke wa balozi, mama balozi. mama wa 2 girls. Wenzie wakadaki mumeo yuko vitani huko ana fanya diplomasia we unajitanuaa tu hapa mjini. Hahaaaa! Wakacheka wote. Wa mwisho kaja Mrs Lymo, muke ya mchaga, muke ya mangi wa kariakoo. Mbondei original, Tanga mwisho wa reli, Kugwi mstaafu. Akadakia mtu, kugwi au shangingi mstaafu, ukaibuka mjadala kungwi anatetea ukungwi wake na kukata manyonga ya hatari.

kwanza kungwi kachana msamba sakafuni K ikagusa sakafu. Afu anazungusha tu nyongaaa na kumwambia sikia we Grace Natai, mchaga ulie olewa na Masai, na walivo na mizigo mizito kwenye boxer sijui unaishije nae, nikimchukua mumeo humpati ngoooo. Kungu kabinuka samasoti mkao wa popo kanyea mbingu anaendeleza maunooo. Muke ya masai akamkomalia we Doro huna lolote kama fundi wa samasoti mbona kila siku unambadilishia mumeo waganga kumloga mchaga wa watu kawa mpaka ndondocha kamsahau mkewe na wanae anakulelea mitoto yako iliosuswa na baba zao, nyoooo! Kama kungwi kweli acha kwenda Tanga kila mwezi tuone kama hujaachika. Doro akacheka sanaaa. Hahahaaaa! Gile wewe mume anakaa nchi ingine hataki uhamie anasingizia vita kumbe kaoa, kaa hivo hivo, wanaume bila vyote ndumbaa na samasoti hawaendiii, utakuwa kama wewe, ndo ushahidi. Navopenda yale mambo wiki sijapewa naweza shikwa uchizi. Hahahaaaaa! Wakacheka wote.

Nikakubali kweli Dora kibokooo yao, tena mamba yao sio kwa samasoti zile, Maybe if we become friends nitamuomba private lessons nahisi kiuno kimekzaa kama gogo tena la mkaratusi. I have always been awkward in bed all my life. Never really had the chance to train in these matters. Maybe now is the time. I pity all the men i ever slept with, guess walivumilia mengi.

Nikiwa mawazoni nikastuliwa, na wewe! Nikastukaa sikutegemea, sio kwamba ni swali la jabu rather ni nilistushwa zaidi na jibu ambalo ningetoa lisingekuwainteresting, labda wangeniona wa ovyona pengine kughairi ushoga. Nikawa nimekaa standby Nikasema mimi ni Sidney, na sina jipya kwa kweli. Wakanikata jichooo! Sidney itakuwa umezaliwa Australia. Nikajibu ndio,nilijibu tu, hio Sydney mzee alinipa sababu alikuwa mpenzi wa novel za Sidney Sheldon, wote mimi wala yeye hakuna aliewahi kufika AUSTRALIA, tunaiona tu kwenye ramani. Wakaendelea kuuliza any husband, wife, rich boyfriend, rich sugar daddy, tell us we are not juddgy people we wont judge you honey, we are so understanding. Come girl, come clean.

Nikawa nimeshikwa kugugumizi, nikawaambiano one in mylife which was partly true. Wakanuna, so you decided to shut us out, tumekwambia mambo yetu yako unayabana. We cant be friends with you, how can we trust you, the only way we can trust each other is we tell each other everything na tunajua huwezi kusema yetu cause yako tunayajua and you wont take that risk. Anytime you are ready to share and open up unakaribishwa kwenye kikundi. Lets go girls. Wkaondoka. Nje nikiwa nawasikia wakaambiana hana mtu how can she afford this place and life like ours. She just doesnt like us.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Nikakumbuka secondary, how i had to go to a new school alone again, Pricilla hayupo wazazi wake wamempeleka Uk kusoma. Nililia na mimi niende Uk, mzee alijieleza sina tu uwezo mwanangu, ningekuwa na hio pesa ningekupeleka, alijieleza weee wapi. Mwisho niakubali ukweli.

Siku ya kwenda secondary wiki ya kwanza yote mama ananisindikiza na daladala na kunifata saa 7. Watu walikuwa wanashangaaa what the hell. Mama hata hajali. If that was to give me confidence to go to school akawa tayari. LIFE WAS BITTER AND SWEET IN SCONDARY, I met my man. Sasa ndo ujiulize mwanaume gani alikuwa tayari kuwa na Dammy anaepelekwa shule na mama mtu.

ITAENDELEA KESHO IJUMAAA
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He was a dumbass I guess
 
Mmh!!ahsante lara kwa utamu...ila pole manake tunasubir kusoma tu,hiko kimbembe cha kudraft kwa urefu uo si mchezo
 
lara 1 said:
Kuna mtu kajitolea reds hapa so tunaendelea episode moja saa 6 kamili usiku. Kashindwa kulala eti bila kujua kilitokea nini bafuni. Kazi na dawa, gari imeongezw mafuta
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Ha ha ha wee mdada mjasiriamali sana, I like that.... Ila umepunguza ladha za yale maneno ya kiswahili cha uswahilini, alafu umepunguza kikristo kwenye simulizi... Anyway this shit of yours is so amazing......
 
Amar! Mkutano wa kibahati.

Baada ya lile tukio kwa bibi, japo lilikuwa fupi n tamu sanaaa, she basically shut me out of herlife. Sikutaka kumfosi maana niliogopa kuharibu zaidi na zaidi. Nilijitahidi sanaa kumsahau, ila nilimkumbuka sema ndo she wanted nothing to do with me, and i respected that. Niliogopa pengine he despised me, wanawake bwana hwezi kujua wanachowaza.

Then she became Joeys girl, jamaniii, hamna kitu kiliniuma kama hikoooo. Nilikuwa natamani sijui nimfanyaje Joey. But he was nice to her and he was treating her good, nikawa tu nawa admire kwa mbali mbali kama hivi. Then Joey started cheating nilifurahii kidogo nimwambie ili tu kulitibuaaa zaidi nipate kurudi, ila nikaona cha ajue mwenyewe so that breakup iwe fatal niweze kumpata vizuriiii.

The breakup was fatal, i nearly called her so many times, ila nikaacha tu. Nikiwa bado najicompose The policeman came in the picture, and he was a good cop the worse part. Angekuwa bad cop, ningemlipa hela aniachie huyo demu, ila kijana alikuwa genuine anaipenda kazi yake, halihata mia isio hlali je demu ndo angeniachia kweli

Nikaanza kukata tamaa kabisa kuwa that was a onetime thing, na maybe hakuwahi kunipenda wala kunielewa why all these years asifanye hata jitihada kidogo tu za kusababisha tuwe wote. Not even a little effort kutoka upande wake. Nikawaza tu ill just admire her from afar.

Then came the wedding, ghafla namuona pal, ilibakia nusa nusra ile almanusra nimfate, but i thought nikimfata and say what then. Kabla sijafanya maamuzi kamtuma muhudumu aje aombe pombe. Lile jibu sikutoa mimi alitoa mpambe wangu na mimi nilikuwa bsy thinking what should i do.

Then she came over and ignored me complately, ikazidi kunivuruga vurugaaa. Nikiwa bado na recover nikamuona anaenda chooni, nikasema hap hapa nakufa nae huyu demu. Nikamfata huko huko. She was less serious ila hakuwa anajitupa kwangu, she was like undefined sikuweza kumsoma kabisaa. Nikarusha karata hivo hivo

Akaniambia hawezi kutoka usiku huo sijui bi mkubwa kafanyaje, nikasema sio kesi tutoke kesho mwambie bi mkubwaa mapemaa kwamba hurudi siku hio. Aga unavoaga ila i want you for myself usiku huo. Na kweli akaja,tukatokaaa, and life was all of a sudden interesting again. Sehemu zile naenda kila siku ila ikawa as if kuna kitu kimeongezeka, the moon was brighter, the food tasted better, the music was more clear, ila wimbo nauona mzuri.

Ikanikumbusha those days alivikuwa secretary wangu, life was more fun, interesting and lively. Ile jioni i made up my mind, i love this girl, will do anything to keep her by my side from today. Nikawaza tu there is no way nikamuacha aondokeee, and there is the policeman itakuwajee. Nikajua nitapata jibu mbele kwa mbele.

Ofcourse there was the telephone call, nilitakiwa nipige ile simu muhimu sanaa nje, na ingechuku like 45 minutes, na ilitakiwa sehemu tulivu ndo maana nikachukua chumba, and there was the dinner ya waziri alikuwa kanialika, sikupanga kwenda ila ilikuwa lazima nipitie hata kwa dakika 10 tu nionekane nilikuwepo, waziri asione nimemdharau.

Tumeingia chumbani, my plan was to take things slow, given the first time, mambo yalikuwa in a big hurry, our second time i planned for it to be romantic, maybe hata Dubai au Zanzibar, i was gonna nvest in our second time to make it romantic as possible. Nilishaapa hata angevua nguo mbele yangu simgusiiii, nisingemgusaa kabisaaaa. Luckly hakuvua, akaenda kuvulia bafuni.

Akiwa bafuni it just struck me, kweli mi nitakuwa bwabwa yani yuko hapo bafuni naoga nimekaa hapa kama zombi, haaaa, huo pimbi kiasi gani. The inner me suddenly came out kama nafsi yangu ya ubaradhuli ikanivaaa, nikashindwa kujizuiaaa. Nikavua nguooo fastaaa na kuchoma bafuni. Yaani kukawa na mgawanyiko wa nafsi kichwani mwangu.

Mmmoja ndo anasimamia show ya kuvua nguo na kuzama bafuni, mwingine amejikunyata pembeni ananishangaa kwa kukosa subira na kuwa na papara zisizo za msingi. Kufika bafun kumuona huyu hapa afu maji yamemkolea nafsi zikaungana ile iliojikunyata ikaacha unafki ikaungana na mwenzie kufaidi mambo kwa muda kwanza, haikutka kupitwa na tukio lile majuto baadae.

Nimejitoma ndani ya kile kibafu mtoto anashtukaa, nikasema eeenheee uchawi ushaanza, nikizubaa hapa nitakosa mambo kiboya boya. Nikanza tu siasa nimekwishaaaa, hapa ni kutumia tu u sterling. Nikamuwahi na denda, ili akose pumzi na wasaa wa kuongeaaa. Hapo hapo na mikono nikaiwaisha ikulu manake mda wa kuremba ulikuwa hamnaa, maana tunda nafanya kulila kiambshi. Yaani simpumzishi na mabusu, namfanyia mandingo mandingo mfululizo ile kama chizi karogwa tenaa, mambo mengine nilikuwa nafanya pale sijawahi kufanya popote na sina hakika hata kama yapo kwenye kitabu cha kanuni za kamastura au ubunifu wangu mwenyewe mtajiju ndugu wsomaji.

Nimefanya yale mandingo fasta fastaa nikaona mtoto ana relax, analegea mikoniii, nikaanza kuhema sasa kuvuta pumzi maana spidi niliokuwa naenda nayo kama mwizi ndo anakimbizwaaa. Aaaaah! Wanaume wenzangu mtakuwa mnanielewe situation yangu. Nimempa fore play za kutosha, yuko lege lege nikamuuliza baby ulikuwa unasemaje, kama nilivoingia kuna kitu ulikuwa unanimbiaaa, kumpimaa tu imani. Nambembeleza hapo kwa mahaba, mikono ipo kazini. Akasema hapanaaaa, sijui hata nilikuwa nasemaje. Tuendelee huku ananibusu yeye. Hahaaaa! Nyoooooooooo! Mimi ndo Amar.

Nikaona kama bado vile maana nilitaka nimpemahaba niue niponde ponde kama nyanyaaa. Sikuwahi kuzama chumvini hata siku moja na ushababi wangu wotee. I concidered it un manly. We mwanaume mzima unalmba mambo yasiyo lambika, aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh. Kwa mambo yalivokuwa yanaenda nikawaza leo ndo siku Uvinza inatakiwa inihusu. Nikashukuru venue ilikuwa bafuni, nikasafisha kwanza uwanjaaa. Jamani ile kazi ya Uvinza sio ndogo ooooh unatakiwa uwe umekula umeshiba.

Uzuri yule Issa msela wangu wa Makongo Uvinza ndo yalikuwa ammbo yake, akawa kanipa kanuniiii kabisaa ya kushuka uvinzaaa kwanza kabisa usishuke uvinza macho kodo, eeeeeh! Lazima unaweee, unaweza hata kughairi, sheria ya uvinza ushuke ki steve wonder, unaach moyo ukuongoz, macho na umbea wake unaweza kazi ikushindee ukaonekana mwanaume bwege tu

Nkafumba macho nimejipanga kushuka uvinza, niko tumboni kweny kitovu jasho la korodani linanitokaaa na shower lote lile, msifanye masiharaaa, nikasikia baby mi sijawahiii hivoooo, Mmmmh kidogo niseme Halleluyah! Bora hivo hivo usitakmambo ya kishetani, nirudi juu fastaaa. Hahaaaa! Ila roho ingine inanimbia kama hajawahi ndo safi sasa acha upoyoyo umuanzishie wewe, watakuja watu wampe vitu vya Uvinza ubakie unangaa sharubu, anavokwambia sijawahi kufanya kitu mwanamke ana maana ndo umpeleke darasani, angekuwa hataki hayo mateke yake usingekuwa pozi hilo md huuu, sjiawahii huku kafunga macho sijawahi hio vepeee, zama uvinza mtoto wa kiume, jikaze, acha kujilgeza, Isaa anazama uvinza, Bill anazama uvinza, Sela nae Mzee wa Uvinza, mpaka John mlokole ashjarbu uvinza japo kulimpeleka peleka ila nae yumo, Uvinza ndo habari ya mjini zama uvinza upesi. Nikafunga macho kukaza roho na kuzamia uvinza. Doooh!

Nipo Uvinza mwenzenu mda huo, jasho nalisikia kabisaaa, demu kadata hatariiii, anapiga makelele sijui kama majirani hawakusikiaaa. Yoweee la maana, Amaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr. Mi nawaza tu huku uvinza nilipo, macho nimeyafunga mara shuzi limponyoke lote linaniingia mdomoni, HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! mambo mengine yanahitaji Jando sio masiharaaa, Hahaaaa! Ila nilimaliza kazi nilioenda kuifanya kule Uvinza ila nilisema mimi Amar kurudi Uvinza ni miaka 20 ijayo. Kiranga kilinitoka choooteeeee. Huuuuuuuuu!

Asikwambie mtu Uvinza kiboko yaooo, kama sio mamba yaooooo. Japo hatari sanaa, ila matokeo yake hayana mpinzaniii. Huku mtotoo kalegea analilia kabisaa nimpige jiti, machozi, Amar pleaseee, give it to meee baby, pleaseee, nikasema hapa hapaaa. Tukaamia chumbaniii Yani anafanya kunidaka kabisaaa juu juu, anatamani achukue mshedede kinguvu. Na mimi ndo niakaza mpaka tuweke msimamo kwanzaaa.

Nikamuuliza kwa hio What about us? We are dating now, you are my girl. Ile visekunde vya kuhama nilivompa akawa shapata pumzi, analeta siasa. Ooooh, not exactly. Nyokoooo! Nikamwambia i want to be your man, your only man, ok baby. Anaanza you know Reuben is what, Reuben ndo yule police. Mmmmmhhh! Ile miaka ishirini niliosema itachukua kurudi Uvinza nikaona imeffika ghaflaa, mwenyewe fastaa bila kushurutishwa na mtu yoyote nikavaa mining gear, steve wonde mode, nikarudi Uvinza, saivi nikiwa more strategic, and motivated. Hahaaaa! Yowee likaanza upyaaaaa.

Okkkkkkkkkkaaayyy! You are my only man i swearrrrrr! Only you! I love you!. Namuuliza utaachana ana Reuben? akisita nafanya yangu, Ndioooooooo. Naacha nae leo leo. Amar pleaseeeeee, usinifanyie hivo naomba dudu. Nyokooooo! Uvinza acheni iitwe uvinza. Baada ya kwenda sawa ndo nikaja kwenye mambo yangu ujuziiiii wa kawaida ambayo pia sibaatishiii. Nimempiga show moja ya kukomoa. Round 3 za maana non stop. Alipiga makelelee mpaka nikasema tutakuja kutolewa kwenye hio room. Show ya kibabe. Kuja kumalizaaa hoiiiiiii. Mwenywe nilichoka sio kitooooo.

Ikabidi tupumzike nusu saa kwanza, kila mtu akivuta pumziii. Baada ya nusu saa nikampa simu yangu, mpigie Polisi kwamba its over, mbele yangu nisikie, you promised. Mimi sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo.

ITAENDELEA KESHO SAA 4 USIKU.
 
lara 1 said:
Amar! Mkutano wa kibahati.

Baada ya lile tukio kwa bibi, japo lilikuwa fupi n tamu sanaaa, she basically shut me out of herlife. Sikutaka kumfosi maana niliogopa kuharibu zaidi na zaidi. Nilijitahidi sanaa kumsahau, ila nilimkumbuka sema ndo she wanted nothing to do with me, and i respected that. Niliogopa pengine he despised me, wanawake bwana hwezi kujua wanachowaza.

Then she became Joeys girl, jamaniii, hamna kitu kiliniuma kama hikoooo. Nilikuwa natamani sijui nimfanyaje Joey. But he was nice to her and he was treating her good, nikawa tu nawa admire kwa mbali mbali kama hivi. Then Joey started cheating nilifurahii kidogo nimwambie ili tu kulitibuaaa zaidi nipate kurudi, ila nikaona cha ajue mwenyewe so that breakup iwe fatal niweze kumpata vizuriiii.

The breakup was fatal, i nearly called her so many times, ila nikaacha tu. Nikiwa bado najicompose The policeman came in the picture, and he was a good cop the worse part. Angekuwa bad cop, ningemlipa hela aniachie huyo demu, ila kijana alikuwa genuine anaipenda kazi yake, halihata mia isio hlali je demu ndo angeniachia kweli

Nikaanza kukata tamaa kabisa kuwa that was a onetime thing, na maybe hakuwahi kunipenda wala kunielewa why all these years asifanye hata jitihada kidogo tu za kusababisha tuwe wote. Not even a little effort kutoka upande wake. Nikawaza tu ill just admire her from afar.

Then came the wedding, ghafla namuona pal, ilibakia nusa nusra ile almanusra nimfate, but i thought nikimfata and say what then. Kabla sijafanya maamuzi kamtuma muhudumu aje aombe pombe. Lile jibu sikutoa mimi alitoa mpambe wangu na mimi nilikuwa bsy thinking what should i do.

Then she came over and ignored me complately, ikazidi kunivuruga vurugaaa. Nikiwa bado na recover nikamuona anaenda chooni, nikasema hap hapa nakufa nae huyu demu. Nikamfata huko huko. She was less serious ila hakuwa anajitupa kwangu, she was like undefined sikuweza kumsoma kabisaa. Nikarusha karata hivo hivo

Akaniambia hawezi kutoka usiku huo sijui bi mkubwa kafanyaje, nikasema sio kesi tutoke kesho mwambie bi mkubwaa mapemaa kwamba hurudi siku hio. Aga unavoaga ila i want you for myself usiku huo. Na kweli akaja,tukatokaaa, and life was all of a sudden interesting again. Sehemu zile naenda kila siku ila ikawa as if kuna kitu kimeongezeka, the moon was brighter, the food tasted better, the music was more clear, ila wimbo nauona mzuri.

Ikanikumbusha those days alivikuwa secretary wangu, life was more fun, interesting and lively. Ile jioni i made up my mind, i love this girl, will do anything to keep her by my side from today. Nikawaza tu there is no way nikamuacha aondokeee, and there is the policeman itakuwajee. Nikajua nitapata jibu mbele kwa mbele.

Ofcourse there was the telephone call, nilitakiwa nipige ile simu muhimu sanaa nje, na ingechuku like 45 minutes, na ilitakiwa sehemu tulivu ndo maana nikachukua chumba, and there was the dinner ya waziri alikuwa kanialika, sikupanga kwenda ila ilikuwa lazima nipitie hata kwa dakika 10 tu nionekane nilikuwepo, waziri asione nimemdharau.

Tumeingia chumbani, my plan was to take things slow, given the first time, mambo yalikuwa in a big hurry, our second time i planned for it to be romantic, maybe hata Dubai au Zanzibar, i was gonna nvest in our second time to make it romantic as possible. Nilishaapa hata angevua nguo mbele yangu simgusiiii, nisingemgusaa kabisaaaa. Luckly hakuvua, akaenda kuvulia bafuni.

Akiwa bafuni it just struck me, kweli mi nitakuwa bwabwa yani yuko hapo bafuni naoga nimekaa hapa kama zombi, haaaa, huo pimbi kiasi gani. The inner me suddenly came out kama nafsi yangu ya ubaradhuli ikanivaaa, nikashindwa kujizuiaaa. Nikavua nguooo fastaaa na kuchoma bafuni. Yaani kukawa na mgawanyiko wa nafsi kichwani mwangu.

Mmmoja ndo anasimamia show ya kuvua nguo na kuzama bafuni, mwingine amejikunyata pembeni ananishangaa kwa kukosa subira na kuwa na papara zisizo za msingi. Kufika bafun kumuona huyu hapa afu maji yamemkolea nafsi zikaungana ile iliojikunyata ikaacha unafki ikaungana na mwenzie kufaidi mambo kwa muda kwanza, haikutka kupitwa na tukio lile majuto baadae.

Nimejitoma ndani ya kile kibafu mtoto anashtukaa, nikasema eeenheee uchawi ushaanza, nikizubaa hapa nitakosa mambo kiboya boya. Nikanza tu siasa nimekwishaaaa, hapa ni kutumia tu u sterling. Nikamuwahi na denda, ili akose pumzi na wasaa wa kuongeaaa. Hapo hapo na mikono nikaiwaisha ikulu manake mda wa kuremba ulikuwa hamnaa, maana tunda nafanya kulila kiambshi. Yaani simpumzishi na mabusu, namfanyia mandingo mandingo mfululizo ile kama chizi karogwa tenaa, mambo mengine nilikuwa nafanya pale sijawahi kufanya popote na sina hakika hata kama yapo kwenye kitabu cha kanuni za kamastura au ubunifu wangu mwenyewe mtajiju ndugu wsomaji.

Nimefanya yale mandingo fasta fastaa nikaona mtoto ana relax, analegea mikoniii, nikaanza kuhema sasa kuvuta pumzi maana spidi niliokuwa naenda nayo kama mwizi ndo anakimbizwaaa. Aaaaah! Wanaume wenzangu mtakuwa mnanielewe situation yangu. Nimempa fore play za kutosha, yuko lege lege nikamuuliza baby ulikuwa unasemaje, kama nilivoingia kuna kitu ulikuwa unanimbiaaa, kumpimaa tu imani. Nambembeleza hapo kwa mahaba, mikono ipo kazini. Akasema hapanaaaa, sijui hata nilikuwa nasemaje. Tuendelee huku ananibusu yeye. Hahaaaa! Nyoooooooooo! Mimi ndo Amar.

Nikaona kama bado vile maana nilitaka nimpemahaba niue niponde ponde kama nyanyaaa. Sikuwahi kuzama chumvini hata siku moja na ushababi wangu wotee. I concidered it un manly. We mwanaume mzima unalmba mambo yasiyo lambika, aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh. Kwa mambo yalivokuwa yanaenda nikawaza leo ndo siku Uvinza inatakiwa inihusu. Nikashukuru venue ilikuwa bafuni, nikasafisha kwanza uwanjaaa. Jamani ile kazi ya Uvinza sio ndogo ooooh unatakiwa uwe umekula umeshiba.

Uzuri yule Issa msela wangu wa Makongo Uvinza ndo yalikuwa ammbo yake, akawa kanipa kanuniiii kabisaa ya kushuka uvinzaaa kwanza kabisa usishuke uvinza macho kodo, eeeeeh! Lazima unaweee, unaweza hata kughairi, sheria ya uvinza ushuke ki steve wonder, unaach moyo ukuongoz, macho na umbea wake unaweza kazi ikushindee ukaonekana mwanaume bwege tu

Nkafumba macho nimejipanga kushuka uvinza, niko tumboni kweny kitovu jasho la korodani linanitokaaa na shower lote lile, msifanye masiharaaa, nikasikia baby mi sijawahiii hivoooo, Mmmmh kidogo niseme Halleluyah! Bora hivo hivo usitakmambo ya kishetani, nirudi juu fastaaa. Hahaaaa! Ila roho ingine inanimbia kama hajawahi ndo safi sasa acha upoyoyo umuanzishie wewe, watakuja watu wampe vitu vya Uvinza ubakie unangaa sharubu, anavokwambia sijawahi kufanya kitu mwanamke ana maana ndo umpeleke darasani, angekuwa hataki hayo mateke yake usingekuwa pozi hilo md huuu, sjiawahii huku kafunga macho sijawahi hio vepeee, zama uvinza mtoto wa kiume, jikaze, acha kujilgeza, Isaa anazama uvinza, Bill anazama uvinza, Sela nae Mzee wa Uvinza, mpaka John mlokole ashjarbu uvinza japo kulimpeleka peleka ila nae yumo, Uvinza ndo habari ya mjini zama uvinza upesi. Nikafunga macho kukaza roho na kuzamia uvinza. Doooh!

Nipo Uvinza mwenzenu mda huo, jasho nalisikia kabisaaa, demu kadata hatariiii, anapiga makelele sijui kama majirani hawakusikiaaa. Yoweee la maana, Amaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr. Mi nawaza tu huku uvinza nilipo, macho nimeyafunga mara shuzi limponyoke lote linaniingia mdomoni, HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! mambo mengine yanahitaji Jando sio masiharaaa, Hahaaaa! Ila nilimaliza kazi nilioenda kuifanya kule Uvinza ila nilisema mimi Amar kurudi Uvinza ni miaka 20 ijayo. Kiranga kilinitoka choooteeeee. Huuuuuuuuu!

Asikwambie mtu Uvinza kiboko yaooo, kama sio mamba yaooooo. Japo hatari sanaa, ila matokeo yake hayana mpinzaniii. Huku mtotoo kalegea analilia kabisaa nimpige jiti, machozi, Amar pleaseee, give it to meee baby, pleaseee, nikasema hapa hapaaa. Tukaamia chumbaniii Yani anafanya kunidaka kabisaaa juu juu, anatamani achukue mshedede kinguvu. Na mimi ndo niakaza mpaka tuweke msimamo kwanzaaa.

Nikamuuliza kwa hio What about us? We are dating now, you are my girl. Ile visekunde vya kuhama nilivompa akawa shapata pumzi, analeta siasa. Ooooh, not exactly. Nyokoooo! Nikamwambia i want to be your man, your only man, ok baby. Anaanza you know Reuben is what, Reuben ndo yule police. Mmmmmhhh! Ile miaka ishirini niliosema itachukua kurudi Uvinza nikaona imeffika ghaflaa, mwenyewe fastaa bila kushurutishwa na mtu yoyote nikavaa mining gear, steve wonde mode, nikarudi Uvinza, saivi nikiwa more strategic, and motivated. Hahaaaa! Yowee likaanza upyaaaaa.

Okkkkkkkkkkaaayyy! You are my only man i swearrrrrr! Only you! I love you!. Namuuliza utaachana ana Reuben? akisita nafanya yangu, Ndioooooooo. Naacha nae leo leo. Amar pleaseeeeee, usinifanyie hivo naomba dudu. Nyokooooo! Uvinza acheni iitwe uvinza. Baada ya kwenda sawa ndo nikaja kwenye mambo yangu ujuziiiii wa kawaida ambayo pia sibaatishiii. Nimempiga show moja ya kukomoa. Round 3 za maana non stop. Alipiga makelelee mpaka nikasema tutakuja kutolewa kwenye hio room. Show ya kibabe. Kuja kumalizaaa hoiiiiiii. Mwenywe nilichoka sio kitooooo.

Ikabidi tupumzike nusu saa kwanza, kila mtu akivuta pumziii. Baada ya nusu saa nikampa simu yangu, mpigie Polisi kwamba its over, mbele yangu nisikie, you promised. Mimi sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo.

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Befire time ...lara uishi miaka mingi
 
ngoja nichukue udiktete wa amariii ni apply ktka real life kudadeeeq ... halafu yule musa ni bonge la nyoko nmemkubaliii harakati zake mseng hyo...... thanks lara1 japo wengne humu tunapata idea za umafia tuu
 
thenks lara siku zote Siri ya kumshika demu ata kama una ela we mpige mbupu mpaka asande akikukumbuka chupi inaloa awezi waza pesa
Sio huna Ela kumbato huwezi pumbavu Bora uwe Na ela demu akuvumilie japo umrithishi.
 
lara 1 said:
Amar! Mkutano wa kibahati.

Baada ya lile tukio kwa bibi, japo lilikuwa fupi n tamu sanaaa, she basically shut me out of herlife. Sikutaka kumfosi maana niliogopa kuharibu zaidi na zaidi. Nilijitahidi sanaa kumsahau, ila nilimkumbuka sema ndo she wanted nothing to do with me, and i respected that. Niliogopa pengine he despised me, wanawake bwana hwezi kujua wanachowaza.

Then she became Joeys girl, jamaniii, hamna kitu kiliniuma kama hikoooo. Nilikuwa natamani sijui nimfanyaje Joey. But he was nice to her and he was treating her good, nikawa tu nawa admire kwa mbali mbali kama hivi. Then Joey started cheating nilifurahii kidogo nimwambie ili tu kulitibuaaa zaidi nipate kurudi, ila nikaona cha ajue mwenyewe so that breakup iwe fatal niweze kumpata vizuriiii.

The breakup was fatal, i nearly called her so many times, ila nikaacha tu. Nikiwa bado najicompose The policeman came in the picture, and he was a good cop the worse part. Angekuwa bad cop, ningemlipa hela aniachie huyo demu, ila kijana alikuwa genuine anaipenda kazi yake, halihata mia isio hlali je demu ndo angeniachia kweli

Nikaanza kukata tamaa kabisa kuwa that was a onetime thing, na maybe hakuwahi kunipenda wala kunielewa why all these years asifanye hata jitihada kidogo tu za kusababisha tuwe wote. Not even a little effort kutoka upande wake. Nikawaza tu ill just admire her from afar.

Then came the wedding, ghafla namuona pal, ilibakia nusa nusra ile almanusra nimfate, but i thought nikimfata and say what then. Kabla sijafanya maamuzi kamtuma muhudumu aje aombe pombe. Lile jibu sikutoa mimi alitoa mpambe wangu na mimi nilikuwa bsy thinking what should i do.

Then she came over and ignored me complately, ikazidi kunivuruga vurugaaa. Nikiwa bado na recover nikamuona anaenda chooni, nikasema hap hapa nakufa nae huyu demu. Nikamfata huko huko. She was less serious ila hakuwa anajitupa kwangu, she was like undefined sikuweza kumsoma kabisaa. Nikarusha karata hivo hivo

Akaniambia hawezi kutoka usiku huo sijui bi mkubwa kafanyaje, nikasema sio kesi tutoke kesho mwambie bi mkubwaa mapemaa kwamba hurudi siku hio. Aga unavoaga ila i want you for myself usiku huo. Na kweli akaja,tukatokaaa, and life was all of a sudden interesting again. Sehemu zile naenda kila siku ila ikawa as if kuna kitu kimeongezeka, the moon was brighter, the food tasted better, the music was more clear, ila wimbo nauona mzuri.

Ikanikumbusha those days alivikuwa secretary wangu, life was more fun, interesting and lively. Ile jioni i made up my mind, i love this girl, will do anything to keep her by my side from today. Nikawaza tu there is no way nikamuacha aondokeee, and there is the policeman itakuwajee. Nikajua nitapata jibu mbele kwa mbele.

Ofcourse there was the telephone call, nilitakiwa nipige ile simu muhimu sanaa nje, na ingechuku like 45 minutes, na ilitakiwa sehemu tulivu ndo maana nikachukua chumba, and there was the dinner ya waziri alikuwa kanialika, sikupanga kwenda ila ilikuwa lazima nipitie hata kwa dakika 10 tu nionekane nilikuwepo, waziri asione nimemdharau.

Tumeingia chumbani, my plan was to take things slow, given the first time, mambo yalikuwa in a big hurry, our second time i planned for it to be romantic, maybe hata Dubai au Zanzibar, i was gonna nvest in our second time to make it romantic as possible. Nilishaapa hata angevua nguo mbele yangu simgusiiii, nisingemgusaa kabisaaaa. Luckly hakuvua, akaenda kuvulia bafuni.

Akiwa bafuni it just struck me, kweli mi nitakuwa bwabwa yani yuko hapo bafuni naoga nimekaa hapa kama zombi, haaaa, huo pimbi kiasi gani. The inner me suddenly came out kama nafsi yangu ya ubaradhuli ikanivaaa, nikashindwa kujizuiaaa. Nikavua nguooo fastaaa na kuchoma bafuni. Yaani kukawa na mgawanyiko wa nafsi kichwani mwangu.

Mmmoja ndo anasimamia show ya kuvua nguo na kuzama bafuni, mwingine amejikunyata pembeni ananishangaa kwa kukosa subira na kuwa na papara zisizo za msingi. Kufika bafun kumuona huyu hapa afu maji yamemkolea nafsi zikaungana ile iliojikunyata ikaacha unafki ikaungana na mwenzie kufaidi mambo kwa muda kwanza, haikutka kupitwa na tukio lile majuto baadae.

Nimejitoma ndani ya kile kibafu mtoto anashtukaa, nikasema eeenheee uchawi ushaanza, nikizubaa hapa nitakosa mambo kiboya boya. Nikanza tu siasa nimekwishaaaa, hapa ni kutumia tu u sterling. Nikamuwahi na denda, ili akose pumzi na wasaa wa kuongeaaa. Hapo hapo na mikono nikaiwaisha ikulu manake mda wa kuremba ulikuwa hamnaa, maana tunda nafanya kulila kiambshi. Yaani simpumzishi na mabusu, namfanyia mandingo mandingo mfululizo ile kama chizi karogwa tenaa, mambo mengine nilikuwa nafanya pale sijawahi kufanya popote na sina hakika hata kama yapo kwenye kitabu cha kanuni za kamastura au ubunifu wangu mwenyewe mtajiju ndugu wsomaji.

Nimefanya yale mandingo fasta fastaa nikaona mtoto ana relax, analegea mikoniii, nikaanza kuhema sasa kuvuta pumzi maana spidi niliokuwa naenda nayo kama mwizi ndo anakimbizwaaa. Aaaaah! Wanaume wenzangu mtakuwa mnanielewe situation yangu. Nimempa fore play za kutosha, yuko lege lege nikamuuliza baby ulikuwa unasemaje, kama nilivoingia kuna kitu ulikuwa unanimbiaaa, kumpimaa tu imani. Nambembeleza hapo kwa mahaba, mikono ipo kazini. Akasema hapanaaaa, sijui hata nilikuwa nasemaje. Tuendelee huku ananibusu yeye. Hahaaaa! Nyoooooooooo! Mimi ndo Amar.

Nikaona kama bado vile maana nilitaka nimpemahaba niue niponde ponde kama nyanyaaa. Sikuwahi kuzama chumvini hata siku moja na ushababi wangu wotee. I concidered it un manly. We mwanaume mzima unalmba mambo yasiyo lambika, aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh. Kwa mambo yalivokuwa yanaenda nikawaza leo ndo siku Uvinza inatakiwa inihusu. Nikashukuru venue ilikuwa bafuni, nikasafisha kwanza uwanjaaa. Jamani ile kazi ya Uvinza sio ndogo ooooh unatakiwa uwe umekula umeshiba.

Uzuri yule Issa msela wangu wa Makongo Uvinza ndo yalikuwa ammbo yake, akawa kanipa kanuniiii kabisaa ya kushuka uvinzaaa kwanza kabisa usishuke uvinza macho kodo, eeeeeh! Lazima unaweee, unaweza hata kughairi, sheria ya uvinza ushuke ki steve wonder, unaach moyo ukuongoz, macho na umbea wake unaweza kazi ikushindee ukaonekana mwanaume bwege tu

Nkafumba macho nimejipanga kushuka uvinza, niko tumboni kweny kitovu jasho la korodani linanitokaaa na shower lote lile, msifanye masiharaaa, nikasikia baby mi sijawahiii hivoooo, Mmmmh kidogo niseme Halleluyah! Bora hivo hivo usitakmambo ya kishetani, nirudi juu fastaaa. Hahaaaa! Ila roho ingine inanimbia kama hajawahi ndo safi sasa acha upoyoyo umuanzishie wewe, watakuja watu wampe vitu vya Uvinza ubakie unangaa sharubu, anavokwambia sijawahi kufanya kitu mwanamke ana maana ndo umpeleke darasani, angekuwa hataki hayo mateke yake usingekuwa pozi hilo md huuu, sjiawahii huku kafunga macho sijawahi hio vepeee, zama uvinza mtoto wa kiume, jikaze, acha kujilgeza, Isaa anazama uvinza, Bill anazama uvinza, Sela nae Mzee wa Uvinza, mpaka John mlokole ashjarbu uvinza japo kulimpeleka peleka ila nae yumo, Uvinza ndo habari ya mjini zama uvinza upesi. Nikafunga macho kukaza roho na kuzamia uvinza. Doooh!

Nipo Uvinza mwenzenu mda huo, jasho nalisikia kabisaaa, demu kadata hatariiii, anapiga makelele sijui kama majirani hawakusikiaaa. Yoweee la maana, Amaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr. Mi nawaza tu huku uvinza nilipo, macho nimeyafunga mara shuzi limponyoke lote linaniingia mdomoni, HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! mambo mengine yanahitaji Jando sio masiharaaa, Hahaaaa! Ila nilimaliza kazi nilioenda kuifanya kule Uvinza ila nilisema mimi Amar kurudi Uvinza ni miaka 20 ijayo. Kiranga kilinitoka choooteeeee. Huuuuuuuuu!

Asikwambie mtu Uvinza kiboko yaooo, kama sio mamba yaooooo. Japo hatari sanaa, ila matokeo yake hayana mpinzaniii. Huku mtotoo kalegea analilia kabisaa nimpige jiti, machozi, Amar pleaseee, give it to meee baby, pleaseee, nikasema hapa hapaaa. Tukaamia chumbaniii Yani anafanya kunidaka kabisaaa juu juu, anatamani achukue mshedede kinguvu. Na mimi ndo niakaza mpaka tuweke msimamo kwanzaaa.

Nikamuuliza kwa hio What about us? We are dating now, you are my girl. Ile visekunde vya kuhama nilivompa akawa shapata pumzi, analeta siasa. Ooooh, not exactly. Nyokoooo! Nikamwambia i want to be your man, your only man, ok baby. Anaanza you know Reuben is what, Reuben ndo yule police. Mmmmmhhh! Ile miaka ishirini niliosema itachukua kurudi Uvinza nikaona imeffika ghaflaa, mwenyewe fastaa bila kushurutishwa na mtu yoyote nikavaa mining gear, steve wonde mode, nikarudi Uvinza, saivi nikiwa more strategic, and motivated. Hahaaaa! Yowee likaanza upyaaaaa.

Okkkkkkkkkkaaayyy! You are my only man i swearrrrrr! Only you! I love you!. Namuuliza utaachana ana Reuben? akisita nafanya yangu, Ndioooooooo. Naacha nae leo leo. Amar pleaseeeeee, usinifanyie hivo naomba dudu. Nyokooooo! Uvinza acheni iitwe uvinza. Baada ya kwenda sawa ndo nikaja kwenye mambo yangu ujuziiiii wa kawaida ambayo pia sibaatishiii. Nimempiga show moja ya kukomoa. Round 3 za maana non stop. Alipiga makelelee mpaka nikasema tutakuja kutolewa kwenye hio room. Show ya kibabe. Kuja kumalizaaa hoiiiiiii. Mwenywe nilichoka sio kitooooo.

Ikabidi tupumzike nusu saa kwanza, kila mtu akivuta pumziii. Baada ya nusu saa nikampa simu yangu, mpigie Polisi kwamba its over, mbele yangu nisikie, you promised. Mimi sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo.

ITAENDELEA KESHO SAA 4 USIKU.
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Hahaaaaa Steve Wonder mode activated..... BTW is it too late for morning glory?? Arrrgh......
 
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