Weekend story: A Woman of the people
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Hapa hapaaaaaa na mumeo
I miss them old days.
Miaka zaidi ya 10 jamani.
You good?
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Me mzima ndugu ....naona watu wanafanya flashback ....japo natamani kukiona kijukuu cha MMU... na max alikumbuka kupeleka kitanda cha mjukuu kweli maana kama baba ndo hivyo aliyeyuka bas ni jukumu la babu jf kusimamia shoo
Hapa hapaaaaaa na mumeo
I miss them old days.
Miaka zaidi ya 10 jamani.
You good?
Naona wakongwe wanajisogeza wasijewekewa death tag bure
Bi@ch you were really missed.
Glad you here.Hongera kwa kulea(Usintolee mimacho,namaanisha KULEA ndio) 🤣
Syenziii 🤣
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Kiukweliii baada ya dogo roho iliniumaaaa sanaaaa! Mnoooo mnoooo! Manake every time I balme everybody except me! Sawa ni Yatima! Kweli Kuna mambo yalitokeaaa kimaishaaa yaka nioneaaaa! Ila Kuna mambo ni blander zangu mwenyweee!
Sio bureeee nimelogwaaaa mimi! Na alienilogaaaa kafaaaa! Why in the world did I not see the love kutoka kwa Ben 10! Nina tatizoooo ganiiiii? Why can’t I just trust someone! Mbonaaaa rahisiiii! Mda woteeee kujihamiiii, mda woteeee kujishukuuuuu! After all this time and everything nimegunduaaa my no 1 enemy of mine is no one but ME!
The mission wa so facking simple! TRUST THE MAN! Take a little lip of faith! But I facked everything up! The guy was younger than me! Ila Hilo kwake halikiwa tatizooo kabisaaa! Alikuwa so ready to hang out with me! Love me for who I was! I gave him no reasons to love me! But he still loved me! Mimi ni jingaaaa kabisaaa! Why does always life has to be a game to me! Either way life facks us all but this time I facked my own life Big Time!
Kukubali una TATIZOOOOO! Ni hatuaaa ya kwanza ya kuponaaa! Manake unaanza kujionaaa watu wanavokuonaaa! You get out of the comfort zone! You get out of the perfect world you created for your self and face harsh reality! Nilikubaliii Nina tatizoooo!
Nikaendeleaaaa kujua tatizooo lipo ila siweziiii kujiuaaaa kisa vitatizo hivi vidogo vidogooo! Nitapamabana navoooo kwa wakatiiii! Siku nikawa na shoga angu Mdigooo! Kulala na story ya danga moja jambazi jambazi! Linataka Mdigo amzalie mtoto! Nikamwambiaaa mtoto akizaliwa baba atakuwa jelaaa! Akaongeaaa jambo la mboleaaaa sanaa! Akasema bora baba atakuwa jela baada ya mda atatoka tu! Ila kazi yetuuuu hiii sisi mwisho wetu ni mmoja tu kufa na UKIMWI! Tena hapo tunabahatiii kama tusipopigwa risasi na wake za watu! Nilikufaaaa ganziiii! Kwa mara ya kwanza nikaonaa bora kuwa jambaziii kuliko malayaaaa! Aiseeee!
Baada ya kukubali tatizooo inafata kudadavuaaa chanzo cha tatizo! Inaweza kuwa chanzo ni kimoja inakuwa rahisiii ila kama vyanzo ni vingi ni changamoto! Baada ya kutafakari kwa kinaaa! Nikagundua chanzo cha matatizo yangu ni
1. Pepo la ngono!
2.Savere heartbreaks
3. I let the word change me to a monster!
4.Lazyness
5. Thinking like a man!
6. Orphanage
7. Upangani!
1.Pepo la ngono! Mimi ni Muslim ila kama ni mpaganiiii tu! Mara ya mwisho Kabla sijamzaaa mwanangu nilibatizwaaa! Katika kuisaka ndoaaa! Japo ndoa ilienda kusiniii ila dini nilishabadilisha! Sasa narudiii nyumba au nasonga mbele kwa mbele! Mmmmmhhh! Kurudi aibuuuu! Maana itabidi wanislimishe upyaaaa! Na fact kwamba sikuolewa Mashekh watanisinya sanaa sina haya nimemkana Mungu nipate ndoa nimekomeshwaaaa! Mmmmmh! Bora mbele kwa mbeleee!
How can I go to church Na kusemaaa Nina pepo la ngono! Umejuajeeeee! Watanishangaaa! Nikaendaaa kwa mlokoleee! Shogaaa angu! Sisi Muslims tuna kasoro zetu ila jirani zetu nao wana kasorooo plus plus! Kumuona mtumishi unyenyekeeee! Mda Mwingine utoe rushwaaa! Khaaaaa! Nikapambana na kumuona mtumishiii! Kaniombeaaa weeeee hamna maaajabu! Hata pepo zangu zilivo juu juu hazikutikisikaaaa!
Nikaachana na Hilo swalaaa! Nikamwambiaa mlokole nipe neno la kujitoa mapepo mwenyewe! It might take time ila yatatokaaa tu! Mmmmmh! Akashangaaaa! Neno gani sasa? Nikazama you tube! Nikakuta content zipo za kutoshaaaa! Nikaanza program! Naombaaa usiku Na mchnaaaa! Mdogo mdogo!
Savere heartbreaks make you DOUBT EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING! Mda wote unawazaaaa foul! Na unaisakaaaa foul hata kama haipooo! Asipojibu sms unajiambia yupo na mwanamke! Akichelewa tu kupokea simu yupo na mwanamke! Yaaani mda wote unamtafutaaaa ubayaaaa! How can a relation blossom in these conditions! How! HE IS NOT THEM AND THEY ARE NOT HIM! Wale wangese washaondokaaaa na ungese wao! I need to learn to trust people! I need to learn to give peole a fair chance! NO MORE DOUBTS!
Beliefs za dunia sio zanguuu! I can not change the world but I can make a difference! I will be me in this cruel world!
Lasyness! I will find a job! Legitimate job! Poa tu nitakuwa average Jane! I will earn a clean living! Nitakuwa the working class! After all it’s honorable to earn a living than cheat your meals all the time! Kwanza nitakuwa mfano kwa mwanangu! I started looking for jobs seriously! I showed up for interviews! And trust me since I’m a serial cheater cheating my way to a job was piece of cake! I’m sure I flanked all the interview questions it has been a long time! Except one! Why should we hire you! Simple! Because I’m a tranded single mom, with no ambition, no dreams, nothing! Looking to work for you, do whatever you want till the day you need me no more! I just want to work! That’s all! And they hired me!
Thinking like a man is a result of changing men all the time! You learn their games, moves, and strategies you master them and beat them in their own game! As a result your personality becomes masculine ! Unawezaaa kakaaa Na kuongeaaa Na wanaume Na wakaandika notes toka kwako! You become the bigger MAN! Do you want to be the bigger man? Hell no! But I was already a maestro of the highest order! How do I I learn what I learned over the years! It’s a pickle! But I can play stupid! Stupid it is then!
Mwanzo I blamed my parents for dying young! They should have tried harder to stay alive for me! But growing up I realized dying younger was much much easier than getting old! It was their fate! Na nisipojiangaliaaa wanasema historiaaa inajirudiii! Manake mwanangu hana baba! Nikinengeneka sina bahatiiii! I will try harder for my son! Being an orphan unakaa nyumba nyingi za nduguuu! So you witness all their hidden dirty! Uchafuuu wao wote unaonaaaa! Matokeooo yake yake unaona wanaume sio watu! Manake kote ulikoishiii mambo yaleee yaleee! Awe ndugu yako ndo mwanaume fedhuliiii! Awe ndugu yako mwanamke lazima mume fedhuliii! Nikaonaaa hiii navobadilisha wanaume itamuathiri mwanangu! Kama Mimi nilikuwa naonaaa basi hata mwanangu anaonaaa! Pia unakuwa hujakua kwenye mfumooo wa kuwahibika kwa matendo yako! Hakunaaa wa kuniulizaaa! Wanasema labda wangekuwepo wazazi wale wangemuongozaaa! Hamnaaa wa kuniambiaaa kituuu! Nitarudi kwa ndugu zangu kuwaomba msamahaaa! Walau niwe Na hofuuu! WazaZi hawapooo ila ndugu wapooo nimewabalasa tu! Damu nzitooo watanipokeaaa!
I need to be afraid of something! Kuishi bila hofuuuu ni tatizoooo! Maana huna mzani wa kikomo! Inabidi nirudi kwenye ibadaaa kamiliii gadoooo! Kama ushetaniii nimefanyaaaa wa kutoshaaaa! Siweziiii kuwndeleaaa hiviiii!
Nikaanza kuwakimbiaaaa mbwa woteeewa humuuu! They are not taking me down with them! Naendeleaaa na dua zangu! Nasali tu online! It was not easy ndugu msomajiii! Just like that Mungu asahahu ufedhuliiii wangu woote! Thubutuuuuuu! But I was gonna try harder!
Hizi mambo za kuolewaaa sio rahisiii kabisaaaa! Ila pepo wa ngono walinitokaaa! Lini na wapi sijuiii! Nyege zikakata kabisaaaa! Bwana nyieeee kutafutaaaa mabwanaaa ni rahisiiii ila kutafutaaaa Mumeeee! Asikudanganyeeer mtu ni kazi nzitooo! Kila nikijitahiidiii vinakujaaa vibuziiii! Namwambiaaaa Faraooo naenda kanaani nishatumikiaaa sanaaa falme hizooo sio kwa sasa!
I was not making progress at all! Nikawaza hapa nimfate Lara 1! Mnaweza shangaaa why her? Wakati hajaolewaaa! Well no body knows the devil more than his deciples! If I was gonna cheat the devil I need to know how he operates!
Na Lara she has a plan of everything! Anaweza kuwa hajaolewaa ila ana plan lake! She always has a card under her sleeves!
Nikamfata! As expected akashangaaa why her? Nikamwmabia you can fool others but no me! Let me in your plan! Nihurumieee! Au muhurumieee mwanangu hana baba yule! Heheheheee! Akasema kweli umeshikikaaaa! Unatakaaaaa nini! Namwambiaaa mimi na wewe kwa ufedhuliii tuliofanikishaaa sio rahisi kupata ndoa fair and squeare so I need you to help me cheat my way to marriage! Hahaaaaaa!
You can cheat your way to a wedding! But you can never cheat your way to a happy marriage! You build a happy marriage kwa kuweka misingi yake kwa sacrifices za kutoshaaa! Na maal go yake kwa kujifanya bwege mtozeniii! Hehehehe! So which one will it be!
Namwambia we cheat my way to the wedding then after that we start building a happy marriage! Come it’s us we can do anything! Akasema we cant! You choose one and one only! Sababu after you cheat to your wedding then Mungu anakuonesha he was never the one! Then what? As long as he was never the one then building a happy marriage is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! I told you she know shit!
Nikamuuliza Mungu atanioneshaaa mimi muovuuu? Wewe kakuoneshaaa! Akasema NDIO kanionesha mchanaa kweupeee kwa ishara 2! Khaaaaaa! So what are you waiting for? With your skill set and Gods sign you should have been in the altar long enough! Akasema ITS COMPLICATED STUFF! Sio rahisiiii kama hivooo!
Nikashangaaa! Ugumuuuu upi wakati I shape was go ahead kwa isharaaa mara 2 na Mungu mwenyewe! Hauweziii kuwa serious! What is stopping you? Akasema bwana huyo mtu niliooneshwaa hana mbele wala nyumaaaa! Heheheeee! Haya mambo si marahisiii! Lana zote za Average Joe wa MMU zimenipataaa! Huyo mtu unaambiwa bora Average Joe wa Mmu! Hana mbele wala nyumaaa! Hana pesa, hana akili, hana urithi! He has nothinggg! Absolutely nothing! Hata kazi hanaaaa! Heheheeeee! Tukagongaaaaa! Mbonaaaa kapatikanaaaa shoga anguuu! Hata kama ndege mjanja ana naswa na tundu bovuuu shoga angu deserves better!
Namuuliza sasa inakuwajeeee? Mbona balaaa! Anasema ndo hivooo shogaaa angu! Nikamwambia come on mtu hawezi kosaa vyoteee kiasiiii hiko! Akasema ni mzuriii wa sura Na umbo baaaassss! Hana jemaaa! Mmmmmh! Namtulizaaaa omba basi ubadilishiwe! Akasema Ufalme wa mbinguni unatakaaa UTIII! Ulipe was isharaaa una tiii! Mmmmh! Makubwaaa mjueee! Nikamwambiaaa na Mimi nataka ISHARAAAA! Mmmmmh! Akasema Ina PROCESS! Ndefu Na ngumuuu sanaaa! Nikamwambiaaa NATAKA! Siku hizi za karibuniii nimetoa mpaka pepo za ngono! Hilo jambo Dogo sanaaa!
Nikaanza course ya kupata ndo chini ya mkufunzi Lara 1! I knew she had a plan! Told you she had a plan for everything! Tatizo she always wanted to marry rich! Live happily ever after DONT we all? Ila ndo hivo hukumu yake imeshukaaaa mapemaaaaaa! Till death do her apart Na Average Joe! Hahahaaa! How dramatic! The fact that you can never cheat the heavens makes her case even more heartbreaking! Hahahahaa!
Pastor Lara 1 akaanza kunipitishaaa darasaaa gumuuu sanaaa! Kwanza inatakiwa uelewe kwamba kwenye bi Ila nzimaaa hamna Njia ya moja kwa moja ya kupata mume! Haijaaa andikwa kupata mume fata hii manual! Hataaaaa! Imeandikwa tunapata mke kapata kitu Chema na kibali mbele ya bwana! Huyo mke ndo unampata vipiiii haijasemwaaaa!
Isitoshe kwenye bibliaaa kila mtu ana style yake ya kupata mke! Hamna style mojaaa! Isaka alitafutiwa mke na Baba yake! Yakobo ailipiga kazi Miaka 14 kupata wake zake wa 2, Musa aliwasaidia mabinti akapewa mke kiulainiii, Mfalme Ausero alikuwa tajiriiii sanaaaa akaendesha beauty contest kupata mke akampata Ester! Boaz alinunua shamba akapata na mke , Hosea aliambiwa Na Mungu aoe Malaya, Daudi alipata mke kwa kununua Goliat na kumuua Uria mhiti ili amrithi mkewe! Suleiman alioaaaa wake 700 na Suria 300! Kwenye bible kila mtu na style yake!
ITAENDELEAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sio bureeee nimelogwaaaa mimi! Na alienilogaaaa kafaaaa! Why in the world did I not see the love kutoka kwa Ben 10! Nina tatizoooo ganiiiii? Why can’t I just trust someone! Mbonaaaa rahisiiii! Mda woteeee kujihamiiii, mda woteeee kujishukuuuuu! After all this time and everything nimegunduaaa my no 1 enemy of mine is no one but ME!
The mission wa so facking simple! TRUST THE MAN! Take a little lip of faith! But I facked everything up! The guy was younger than me! Ila Hilo kwake halikiwa tatizooo kabisaaa! Alikuwa so ready to hang out with me! Love me for who I was! I gave him no reasons to love me! But he still loved me! Mimi ni jingaaaa kabisaaa! Why does always life has to be a game to me! Either way life facks us all but this time I facked my own life Big Time!
Kukubali una TATIZOOOOO! Ni hatuaaa ya kwanza ya kuponaaa! Manake unaanza kujionaaa watu wanavokuonaaa! You get out of the comfort zone! You get out of the perfect world you created for your self and face harsh reality! Nilikubaliii Nina tatizoooo!
Nikaendeleaaaa kujua tatizooo lipo ila siweziiii kujiuaaaa kisa vitatizo hivi vidogo vidogooo! Nitapamabana navoooo kwa wakatiiii! Siku nikawa na shoga angu Mdigooo! Kulala na story ya danga moja jambazi jambazi! Linataka Mdigo amzalie mtoto! Nikamwambiaaa mtoto akizaliwa baba atakuwa jelaaa! Akaongeaaa jambo la mboleaaaa sanaa! Akasema bora baba atakuwa jela baada ya mda atatoka tu! Ila kazi yetuuuu hiii sisi mwisho wetu ni mmoja tu kufa na UKIMWI! Tena hapo tunabahatiii kama tusipopigwa risasi na wake za watu! Nilikufaaaa ganziiii! Kwa mara ya kwanza nikaonaa bora kuwa jambaziii kuliko malayaaaa! Aiseeee!
Baada ya kukubali tatizooo inafata kudadavuaaa chanzo cha tatizo! Inaweza kuwa chanzo ni kimoja inakuwa rahisiii ila kama vyanzo ni vingi ni changamoto! Baada ya kutafakari kwa kinaaa! Nikagundua chanzo cha matatizo yangu ni
1. Pepo la ngono!
2.Savere heartbreaks
3. I let the word change me to a monster!
4.Lazyness
5. Thinking like a man!
6. Orphanage
7. Upangani!
1.Pepo la ngono! Mimi ni Muslim ila kama ni mpaganiiii tu! Mara ya mwisho Kabla sijamzaaa mwanangu nilibatizwaaa! Katika kuisaka ndoaaa! Japo ndoa ilienda kusiniii ila dini nilishabadilisha! Sasa narudiii nyumba au nasonga mbele kwa mbele! Mmmmmhhh! Kurudi aibuuuu! Maana itabidi wanislimishe upyaaaa! Na fact kwamba sikuolewa Mashekh watanisinya sanaa sina haya nimemkana Mungu nipate ndoa nimekomeshwaaaa! Mmmmmh! Bora mbele kwa mbeleee!
How can I go to church Na kusemaaa Nina pepo la ngono! Umejuajeeeee! Watanishangaaa! Nikaendaaa kwa mlokoleee! Shogaaa angu! Sisi Muslims tuna kasoro zetu ila jirani zetu nao wana kasorooo plus plus! Kumuona mtumishi unyenyekeeee! Mda Mwingine utoe rushwaaa! Khaaaaa! Nikapambana na kumuona mtumishiii! Kaniombeaaa weeeee hamna maaajabu! Hata pepo zangu zilivo juu juu hazikutikisikaaaa!
Nikaachana na Hilo swalaaa! Nikamwambiaa mlokole nipe neno la kujitoa mapepo mwenyewe! It might take time ila yatatokaaa tu! Mmmmmh! Akashangaaaa! Neno gani sasa? Nikazama you tube! Nikakuta content zipo za kutoshaaaa! Nikaanza program! Naombaaa usiku Na mchnaaaa! Mdogo mdogo!
Savere heartbreaks make you DOUBT EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING! Mda wote unawazaaaa foul! Na unaisakaaaa foul hata kama haipooo! Asipojibu sms unajiambia yupo na mwanamke! Akichelewa tu kupokea simu yupo na mwanamke! Yaaani mda wote unamtafutaaaa ubayaaaa! How can a relation blossom in these conditions! How! HE IS NOT THEM AND THEY ARE NOT HIM! Wale wangese washaondokaaaa na ungese wao! I need to learn to trust people! I need to learn to give peole a fair chance! NO MORE DOUBTS!
Beliefs za dunia sio zanguuu! I can not change the world but I can make a difference! I will be me in this cruel world!
Lasyness! I will find a job! Legitimate job! Poa tu nitakuwa average Jane! I will earn a clean living! Nitakuwa the working class! After all it’s honorable to earn a living than cheat your meals all the time! Kwanza nitakuwa mfano kwa mwanangu! I started looking for jobs seriously! I showed up for interviews! And trust me since I’m a serial cheater cheating my way to a job was piece of cake! I’m sure I flanked all the interview questions it has been a long time! Except one! Why should we hire you! Simple! Because I’m a tranded single mom, with no ambition, no dreams, nothing! Looking to work for you, do whatever you want till the day you need me no more! I just want to work! That’s all! And they hired me!
Thinking like a man is a result of changing men all the time! You learn their games, moves, and strategies you master them and beat them in their own game! As a result your personality becomes masculine ! Unawezaaa kakaaa Na kuongeaaa Na wanaume Na wakaandika notes toka kwako! You become the bigger MAN! Do you want to be the bigger man? Hell no! But I was already a maestro of the highest order! How do I I learn what I learned over the years! It’s a pickle! But I can play stupid! Stupid it is then!
Mwanzo I blamed my parents for dying young! They should have tried harder to stay alive for me! But growing up I realized dying younger was much much easier than getting old! It was their fate! Na nisipojiangaliaaa wanasema historiaaa inajirudiii! Manake mwanangu hana baba! Nikinengeneka sina bahatiiii! I will try harder for my son! Being an orphan unakaa nyumba nyingi za nduguuu! So you witness all their hidden dirty! Uchafuuu wao wote unaonaaaa! Matokeooo yake yake unaona wanaume sio watu! Manake kote ulikoishiii mambo yaleee yaleee! Awe ndugu yako ndo mwanaume fedhuliiii! Awe ndugu yako mwanamke lazima mume fedhuliii! Nikaonaaa hiii navobadilisha wanaume itamuathiri mwanangu! Kama Mimi nilikuwa naonaaa basi hata mwanangu anaonaaa! Pia unakuwa hujakua kwenye mfumooo wa kuwahibika kwa matendo yako! Hakunaaa wa kuniulizaaa! Wanasema labda wangekuwepo wazazi wale wangemuongozaaa! Hamnaaa wa kuniambiaaa kituuu! Nitarudi kwa ndugu zangu kuwaomba msamahaaa! Walau niwe Na hofuuu! WazaZi hawapooo ila ndugu wapooo nimewabalasa tu! Damu nzitooo watanipokeaaa!
I need to be afraid of something! Kuishi bila hofuuuu ni tatizoooo! Maana huna mzani wa kikomo! Inabidi nirudi kwenye ibadaaa kamiliii gadoooo! Kama ushetaniii nimefanyaaaa wa kutoshaaaa! Siweziiii kuwndeleaaa hiviiii!
Nikaanza kuwakimbiaaaa mbwa woteeewa humuuu! They are not taking me down with them! Naendeleaaa na dua zangu! Nasali tu online! It was not easy ndugu msomajiii! Just like that Mungu asahahu ufedhuliiii wangu woote! Thubutuuuuuu! But I was gonna try harder!
Hizi mambo za kuolewaaa sio rahisiii kabisaaaa! Ila pepo wa ngono walinitokaaa! Lini na wapi sijuiii! Nyege zikakata kabisaaaa! Bwana nyieeee kutafutaaaa mabwanaaa ni rahisiiii ila kutafutaaaa Mumeeee! Asikudanganyeeer mtu ni kazi nzitooo! Kila nikijitahiidiii vinakujaaa vibuziiii! Namwambiaaaa Faraooo naenda kanaani nishatumikiaaa sanaaa falme hizooo sio kwa sasa!
I was not making progress at all! Nikawaza hapa nimfate Lara 1! Mnaweza shangaaa why her? Wakati hajaolewaaa! Well no body knows the devil more than his deciples! If I was gonna cheat the devil I need to know how he operates!
Na Lara she has a plan of everything! Anaweza kuwa hajaolewaa ila ana plan lake! She always has a card under her sleeves!
Nikamfata! As expected akashangaaa why her? Nikamwmabia you can fool others but no me! Let me in your plan! Nihurumieee! Au muhurumieee mwanangu hana baba yule! Heheheheee! Akasema kweli umeshikikaaaa! Unatakaaaaa nini! Namwambiaaa mimi na wewe kwa ufedhuliii tuliofanikishaaa sio rahisi kupata ndoa fair and squeare so I need you to help me cheat my way to marriage! Hahaaaaaa!
You can cheat your way to a wedding! But you can never cheat your way to a happy marriage! You build a happy marriage kwa kuweka misingi yake kwa sacrifices za kutoshaaa! Na maal go yake kwa kujifanya bwege mtozeniii! Hehehehe! So which one will it be!
Namwambia we cheat my way to the wedding then after that we start building a happy marriage! Come it’s us we can do anything! Akasema we cant! You choose one and one only! Sababu after you cheat to your wedding then Mungu anakuonesha he was never the one! Then what? As long as he was never the one then building a happy marriage is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! I told you she know shit!
Nikamuuliza Mungu atanioneshaaa mimi muovuuu? Wewe kakuoneshaaa! Akasema NDIO kanionesha mchanaa kweupeee kwa ishara 2! Khaaaaaa! So what are you waiting for? With your skill set and Gods sign you should have been in the altar long enough! Akasema ITS COMPLICATED STUFF! Sio rahisiiii kama hivooo!
Nikashangaaa! Ugumuuuu upi wakati I shape was go ahead kwa isharaaa mara 2 na Mungu mwenyewe! Hauweziii kuwa serious! What is stopping you? Akasema bwana huyo mtu niliooneshwaa hana mbele wala nyumaaaa! Heheheeee! Haya mambo si marahisiii! Lana zote za Average Joe wa MMU zimenipataaa! Huyo mtu unaambiwa bora Average Joe wa Mmu! Hana mbele wala nyumaaa! Hana pesa, hana akili, hana urithi! He has nothinggg! Absolutely nothing! Hata kazi hanaaaa! Heheheeeee! Tukagongaaaaa! Mbonaaaa kapatikanaaaa shoga anguuu! Hata kama ndege mjanja ana naswa na tundu bovuuu shoga angu deserves better!
Namuuliza sasa inakuwajeeee? Mbona balaaa! Anasema ndo hivooo shogaaa angu! Nikamwambia come on mtu hawezi kosaa vyoteee kiasiiii hiko! Akasema ni mzuriii wa sura Na umbo baaaassss! Hana jemaaa! Mmmmmh! Namtulizaaaa omba basi ubadilishiwe! Akasema Ufalme wa mbinguni unatakaaa UTIII! Ulipe was isharaaa una tiii! Mmmmh! Makubwaaa mjueee! Nikamwambiaaa na Mimi nataka ISHARAAAA! Mmmmmh! Akasema Ina PROCESS! Ndefu Na ngumuuu sanaaa! Nikamwambiaaa NATAKA! Siku hizi za karibuniii nimetoa mpaka pepo za ngono! Hilo jambo Dogo sanaaa!
Nikaanza course ya kupata ndo chini ya mkufunzi Lara 1! I knew she had a plan! Told you she had a plan for everything! Tatizo she always wanted to marry rich! Live happily ever after DONT we all? Ila ndo hivo hukumu yake imeshukaaaa mapemaaaaaa! Till death do her apart Na Average Joe! Hahahaaa! How dramatic! The fact that you can never cheat the heavens makes her case even more heartbreaking! Hahahahaa!
Pastor Lara 1 akaanza kunipitishaaa darasaaa gumuuu sanaaa! Kwanza inatakiwa uelewe kwamba kwenye bi Ila nzimaaa hamna Njia ya moja kwa moja ya kupata mume! Haijaaa andikwa kupata mume fata hii manual! Hataaaaa! Imeandikwa tunapata mke kapata kitu Chema na kibali mbele ya bwana! Huyo mke ndo unampata vipiiii haijasemwaaaa!
Isitoshe kwenye bibliaaa kila mtu ana style yake ya kupata mke! Hamna style mojaaa! Isaka alitafutiwa mke na Baba yake! Yakobo ailipiga kazi Miaka 14 kupata wake zake wa 2, Musa aliwasaidia mabinti akapewa mke kiulainiii, Mfalme Ausero alikuwa tajiriiii sanaaaa akaendesha beauty contest kupata mke akampata Ester! Boaz alinunua shamba akapata na mke , Hosea aliambiwa Na Mungu aoe Malaya, Daudi alipata mke kwa kununua Goliat na kumuua Uria mhiti ili amrithi mkewe! Suleiman alioaaaa wake 700 na Suria 300! Kwenye bible kila mtu na style yake!
ITAENDELEAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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SMART GHOST
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Huwa unanikosha vile unaweza kubadilika kwenye simulizi zako. Kutoka kwenye kudanga, mpaka some serious biblical stuff ndani ya dakika sifuri tu. Wewe ni noma!
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