Wedding March! Bridal Chorus! Here comes the bride!

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Should be sung to traditional Here Comes the Bride song.

German composer Richard Wagner wrote this song. The name of this song is "Bridal Chorus" though in English-speaking countries it is more commonly known as "Here Comes the Bride" or "Wedding March."

Here comes the bride
all dressed in white

where is the groom?
he's in the changing room

why is he there?
he lost his underwear

now it's too late
we have to celebrate!

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Another silly version

Here Comes the bride,
all fat and wide.

Here comes the groom,
skinney as a broom.
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One more silly version

Here comes the bride
fair, fat and wide,

slipped on a banana peel
and went for a ride

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A really funny version!

Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Where is the groom
In the toilet room
Where is the ring
In the toilet thing

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Another Hilarious version!

Here comes the Bride
Where is the Groom
Down on Second Street
In a saloon.

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Another Funny version!

Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side.

Here comes the groom
Skinny as a room
He'd wobble too
If he had any room.

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Another one to tickle you

Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
Steps into a taxi
falls out the other side.

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Short Version

Here comes the bride
Short fat and wide
Lift up her girdle
And phew she is curdle

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Additional line

here comes the usher,
The grand toliet flusher

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Geographic twist:

Here comes the bride
All filled with pride

Tripped with a trance
I see London, I see France

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Another version

Here comes the bride,
very fat and wide.

Where is the groom?
In the dressing room?

Why is he there?
Because he lost his hair!

Why did he lose his hair?
He dropped his underwear!
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Here she comes on down the aisle
Behind her veil she wears a smile
In her hands the bright bouquet
Daddy's here to give the bride away
Best man fumbles for the band
Groom puts it on her trembling hand
Almost before the vows are through
In her calmest voice she says, "I do."

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue

She hears the sound of little feet
But first there's a wedding cake to eat
Guests line up to kiss the bride
The groom feels like a lucky guy
Up above the churchbells ring
Preacher says which psalm to sing
There was silence 'till a bride's maid sighed
And someone said, "Here comes the bride."

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue

(You may now kiss the bride)

The veil goes back revealing bliss
The groom leans in to take his kiss

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue...
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