Watoto wa siku hizi wakikusalimia umeumia..!!

[Ngalikihinja]

Wakikuamkia ujue lazma watakuchomekea inshu! Utadhani wametumwa! Mi wale wa junction ya morroko ndo wananiudhi mpaka basi, unastukia tu washavamia kioo cha mbele cha gari wanakiosha, ukiwafukuza wanavizia wakati taa zimeruhusu wanamwagia kioo maji ya povu, inakubidi uwashe wipers ndo uone fresh! Noma sana hawa!

Wapo wanaomwaga maji kwenye kio cha mbele na kuinua waipa.

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

Mi nikiamkiwa shikamoo na chokoraa huwa namjibu marhabaa lakini sina hela, unaona ghafla anapoteza pozi.

 

[Angel Msoffe]

hehe..!! wewe hujawahi kuombwa au kuomba namba ya simu? Mimi naombwa sana. mia

BILA SHAKA VITOTO VINAVYOOMBA NAMBA YA SIMU NI VIJIKE, sasa mimi vijike vitaniomba namba ya simu vikiwa vinanitaka nini????

 

[afrodenzi]

shkamoo kaka..
Nikutoe out....??

 

[Kongosho]

afu na wewe ulipotelea wapi?
Au miaka 50 ya uhuru imekukip bize?
Nilikuona unapita na lile dege la orange ana pink duh wig lako zuri kweli, ulipendeza.

Afu yule assistant wako ntamwomba sh.50 basi

shkamoo kaka..
Nikutoe out....??

 

[Tutafika]

Sijui hata hii tabia wameiga wapi. utasikia shikamoo kaka...naomba shilling mia. Mwingine utasikia shikamoo kaka naomba uninunulie chips mayai. Mwingine tena shikamoo kaka naomba uninunulie soda baridi. Mwingine utasikia shikamoo kaka naomba namba yako ya simu. Yaani kila sehemu utadhani wamefundishana. Mia

Wanajifunza kwa baba na babu zao, ndio omba omba wakongwe!, nao utasikia "..shikamoo bush, tunaomba net.., shikamoo Cameron, tunaomba namba ya simu''

 

[Sita Sita]

shkamoo kaka..
Nikutoe out....??

Marhaba binti .... Shika adabu yako

 

[Shine]

Magamba wamesema wana mpango gani nao?

 

[Papa Mopao]

Magamba wamesema wana mpango gani nao?

Magamba tena?

 

[Mwita25]

Shikamoo Mwita25, naomba unishughulikie.

 

[Kongosho]

Afu aliyekuamkia ni mkameruni

Shikamoo Mwita25, naomba unishughulikie.

 

[figganigga]

Afu aliyekuamkia ni mkameruni

hahahaaaa....!!. Mia

 

[mbambaguy]

hmm # ya cm?

 

[dubu]

hao wanaoomba namba ya simu watakuwa watoto wakubwa wazuri.

 

[mysteryman]

Vinakera sana hivyo vitoto....kuna siku nipo kwa daladala pale faya kikaja kimoja 'shikamoo mjomba naomba msaada' nikakipa jero mara na kingine kikaja gafla eti 'kaka na mm naomba hela nikale' nikakiambia sina tena kikamaindi kikapiga kioo na kunitemea mate....kudadadeki nilipata moto nikamwamuru dereva asimamishe gari nikakafukuza nikakashika na kumpakia humo ktk daladala gonga sana makonzi toka faya nilienda kukashusha bamaga...tena baada ya abiria kunisihi sana kwamba adhabu imemtosha......ningeenda kukala kiboga pumbaf sana....mara zote huwa sipendi dharau..

 

[Kyalow]

Vinakera sana hivyo vitoto....kuna siku nipo kwa daladala pale faya kikaja kimoja 'shikamoo mjomba naomba msaada' nikakipa jero mara na kingine kikaja gafla eti 'kaka na mm naomba hela nikale' nikakiambia sina tena kikamaindi kikapiga kioo na kunitemea mate....kudadadeki nilipata moto nikamwamuru dereva asimamishe gari nikakafukuza nikakashika na kumpakia humo ktk daladala gonga sana makonzi toka faya nilienda kukashusha bamaga...tena baada ya abiria kunisihi sana kwamba adhabu imemtosha......ningeenda kukala kiboga pumbaf sana....mara zote huwa sipendi dharau..

Namna hiyo mkuu, ungekavunja mguu tu...hakina adabu

 

[kichomi]

Magamba wamesema wana mpango gani nao?

Kuwafungulia chuo cha umatonya.

 

[Tz-guy]

Afu aliyekuamkia ni mkameruni

Lahaulah!

 

[driller]

jana kuna mmoja yani kakutana na mimi nilikua na baby wangu... dogo ile shkamoo..! yani kusema marahaba tuuuu..! dogo naomba miambili nikanywe chai..! daah asee hawa madogo siku hizi ni balaa yani..!

 

[figganigga]

Lahaulah!

sasa kongosho atakerun vipi mtu?. Mia