LOL!.... Adam Loose Kelo thank you for your excellent contribution Wanted: Government spin-doctors Adam Lusekelo Daily News; Tuesday,April 01, 2008 @19:01 THE country is open mouthed and waiting to hear about the happenings from Butiama, after some guys in some political party went for a fishing trip to the late Mwalimu's grave. The result? Nothing. Zilch! Just diversions into feeble talk like making Butiama a district. But nothing on the stolen billions from the BoT and the power scandals for which billions are being paid to ghosts. You can see that the government has nothing to say. Remember silence gives consent. The money was stolen by senior members of the government and the ruling party. You pity the government. All that dosh stolen and they have nothing to say for it? What they need is a posse of spin-doctors to iron out the works for them. The job of a spin-doctor is to give favourable interpretations of events to the media of a party or government. In short – to lie like nobody's business for the party and government. You need guys like Dr Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's most brilliant and most fanatical propaganda minister. With Dr Goebbels, Germany was winning World War Two even as Berlin was falling. Or better still, Saddam Hussein's ‘Comical' Ali. Those guys were master spin doctors! Unfortunately our rulers do not have such guys. You find such amateurish lying like some guy saying the government knew about the BoT ‘robbery' before Chadema's Wilbrod Slaa blew the whistle on BoT crimes. Now they are silent about Richmond, IPTL, Songas, Kiwira robberies. What they could do is hire my firm- Adulus Lobbying Inc. Serious. It is not a ghost company I will churn out sugar coated bitter statements at just dollars 10 a year fee. Serious. This is not late April Fools' Day joke. Fee refundable if not satisfied and happy! Right now the government seems to be busy sweeping things under the carpet. With pitiful results. You just can't sweep a ton of dirt under the carpet because that is where everyone will be looking. If I were a government spin-doctor, I would hastily call a press conference. Question: Sir, how come the government paid and is still paying millions to fictitious companies pretending to supply power? Answer: That talk is from agents of US imperialism. The fact is that ghosts went to the ministry of energy and minerals and possessed the ministers concerned and then went and possessed the former prime minister, Edward Lowassa to sign deals with people they did not even know. Question: What about the BoT billions? They say most of the money was partly dished out to fund CCM election campaigns… Answer: That is just efforts by the Dalai Lama to tarnish the image of the Tanzanian government. He wants to transfer the district headquarters of Musoma rural to Lhassa in Tibet. This is just propaganda and the Tanzanian government will never be swayed from its socialist path. Now, this press conference has come to an end. Now remember this. It is very important to separate CCM from the government. With CCM we encourage dialogue, right? With the government there is a Preventive Detention Act still in play. So the press conference ends and everyone is happy. But the government has been ignoring the art of lying. They should know that it takes brains and great discipline to lie convincingly!