Vituko vya weekendi...

[Ab-Titchaz]

Musa Bogere and Edward Katumba being guarded by Police officer Siraje Kizito at Wandegeya Police Station​

Two held over dog meat
By Eddie Ssejjoba

The Police in Wandegeya on Saturday arrested two men from Kalerwe found slaughtering a dog which the Police suspected they planned to sell as goat's meat.

Hundreds of angry residents jammed Wandegeya Police station to catch a glimpse of the men, Musa Boogere and Edward Katumba of Kinnubbi zone, who had been caught with the dog carcass.

The bare-chested, blood-stained men had already cut off the tail, legs and head of the canine.

The officer in charge of Wandegeya Police station, Inspector Bernard Otim, said they had received a tip in the morning that the two men were killing a dog to turn it into meat for sale as muchomo (roasted meat).

"We immediately deployed our men who arrested the suspects as they were still slaughtering the dog," he said.

Otim said the suspects would be charged with injuring an animal, in violation of Section 334 of the Penal Code Act, and were likely to be produced in court on Monday or Tuesday after the Resident State Attorney had sanctioned the file.

He said it was not the first time they had received complaints that the suspects were involved in selling dog meat.

"We are investigating information that the suspects own a butchery in one of the city suburbs where they sell such meat and use a shrine to disguise as traditional healers who slaughter animals for sacrifice," he said.

Boogere, when paraded before journalists, denied they planned to sell the meat. He said he was a traditional healer who had killed the animal for sacrifice.

"This is my home dog which I have been rearing. I killed it on demand of my spirits who directed me to offer its body parts to them," he said.

He said his accomplice, Edward Katumba, had come for consultation when the Police arrested them.

Soma
Vituko vya Weekendi - Nairobi kiboko!

Vituko vya weekendi II

Vituko vya Weekendi III

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Bemused bystanders:

"Wacha jamaa alipe. Huwezi kula kwa hoteli bila kulipa!"​

Published on 01/08/2008
By Winsley Masese

With Kenyans feeling the squeeze of the tough economic times, a man in Kondele, Kisumu, thought he had used deceit to enjoy free services only to be accosted by a woman demanding payment. However, two days later, on Wednesday, she spotted the runaway man, prompting her to hold on to him and demand her dues.At one point, the man, who looked dazed, nearly escaped, but the determined woman would not let go.

In the process the mans shirt was torn, embarrassing him further.

Turning her head at an angle that ensured our photographer could not capture her face, the woman decided to take the defaulter to the nearby Kondele Police Station, after he refused to budge.

Surprisingly, thrilled passersby, mostly men, cheered her on as motorists gave way for the pair to cross the road to the police station.
"Wacha jamaa alipe. Huwezi kula kwa hoteli bila kulipa," shouted one of the curious onlookers. (Let the man pay. You cannot eat in a hotel and decline to pay.)

Bemused police officers watched as the man was frog marched to the station.
"Please, let us settle this matter amicably," he begged. But the woman could have none of it, insisting she had to be paid first.

Part 2:

Husband snatcher faces womens wrath

Published on 02/08/2008
By Patrick Muriungi And Boniface Gikandi


A woman accused of snatching husbands was on Friday stripped naked and frogmarched to the chiefs camp in Meru town.

The woman from Runogone village in Imenti North District had attracted the rage of her age mates, who accuse her of shaming them by sleeping with their husbands, young men and farmhands.

In a recent dramatic incident that triggered the womens anger, the accused, who had been chased from her matrimonial home because of her alleged excesses, was caught sleeping with a young man.

She was frogmarched and whipped by men, who later demanded her age mates, locally known as Ncurubi, punish her for her wayward behaviour.

About 300 women invaded the culprits house, forced her out, stripped her naked and paraded her in the open.

The intervention of the local chief saved her from further punishment.

 

[Kipanga]

Hii ya jamaa ya kumchinja mbwa kwa biashara ya nyama choma haijatulia kabisa....But I uderstand katika amaeneo mengine watu wanafanya mbwa na paka kwa chakula....Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mh!

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Hii ya jamaa ya kumchinja mbwa kwa biashara ya nyama choma haijatulia kabisa....But I uderstand katika amaeneo mengine watu wanafanya mbwa na paka kwa chakula....Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mh!

Kwa ufupi hawa mabwana washawlisha watu nyama ya mbwa in one way or another before they got caught.Damnnnn!!!...hio kali.

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Abandoned wife bites mans genitals in public​

By NATION Correspondent (email the author)

Posted Wednesday, August 6 2008 at 23:54

An irate woman on Wednesday attacked a man she claimed was her husband who ran away eight years ago.

The man was overpowered by the woman who bit his genitals in full view of the gathered crowd in Meru.

The afternoon drama that lasted 30 minutes caused a traffic snarl-up but police intervened. According to the woman, the man abdicated his responsibilities after siring a child with her.

Police interrogated the two before locking up the man in the cells.

 

[Kibunango]

Hao wachinja Mbwa walikosea kidogo tu, Iringa ndio kwenye soko la kitoweo cha Mbwa

 

[Malila]

Ishia hapohapo, yule Said Makurunge wa picha ya ndege Kibaha aliyewalisha jamaa wa picha ya ndege huo mnofu na akafanikiwa kumaliza nyama yote alikuwa mhehe? Nyama ya dog siku hizi inaliwa sana Dar, ile mishikaki inayochomwa ktk vituo vya daladala unadhani ni nyama ya nini?

 

[Mpita Njia]

haya sasa masihara, yaani mtu akamatwe kwa kuuza kanyama? Mbona kanyama kenyewe kalikuwa kadogo tu, kosa liko wapi?

 

[Malila]

wakuda walimkamata na wakampiga mvua tatu mng`anda,ghafla sherehe za uhuru hizo,jamaa akawa na vigezo, basi huyo uswahilini,poaaaaa.

Nasema kanyama hako ka dog tunakula sana na tutaendelea kula sana hapa mjini. Hivi ulishamsikia mtu kaumwa kwa kula kadog?

 

[Kinto]

Hao wachinja Mbwa walikosea kidogo tu, Iringa ndio kwenye soko la kitoweo cha Mbwa

Kibunango,
Siyo kweli kuwa watu wa Iringa hufanya mbwa kitoweo, unajua watu wa Iringa maharage wanayaita dogi, hivyo watu walivyosikia wanakula dogi wakajua ni mbwa kumbe ni maharage. Huu ndio ukweli, kama kuna watu wanakula na hata kama wewe unakula na umetokea Iringa ni kama tu hawa wakenya wanavyokula. Hilo soko liko wapi wanakouza na kununua kitoweo cha mbwa.

 

[Malila]

Kinto,

Soko la dog liko pale Tanangozi.

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Kibunango,
Siyo kweli kuwa watu wa Iringa hufanya mbwa kitoweo, unajua watu wa Iringa maharage wanayaita dogi, hivyo watu walivyosikia wanakula dogi wakajua ni mbwa kumbe ni maharage. Huu ndio ukweli, kama kuna watu wanakula na hata kama wewe unakula na umetokea Iringa ni kama tu hawa wakenya wanavyokula. Hilo soko liko wapi wanakouza na kununua kitoweo cha mbwa.

Afadhali Kinto umejaribu kuweka mambo kiulaini maana hapa naona watu
watakabana koo.

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Young boy sodomised in Nairobi ​

BY KEVIN KEYA
Posted on 09-08-2008 7:25:51 AM

NAIROBI, August 9 - A five-year old boy is being treated at the Nairobi Womens Hospital after he was sodomised by a man in the citys Sinai Estate on Wednesday.

The minor was reportedly ambushed by a man he says is known to him, as the boy relieved himself in a thicket near their home.

His mother was reportedly away when the incident occurred at around 10 am, the single mother narrated to Capital News.

Almost weeping while recounting the story, the mother, who is a casual worker, said that she had left home early on the fateful day to try and secure a day job to get money that would help her fend for her family.

She had left the school going boy in the custody of a neighbour, who called the mother after realising that the youngster was bleeding profusely from his back-side.

I was not at home since I leave my home every morning at 6am.I leave the boy with a neighbour who looks after him till I come back in the evening, said the disturbed mother.

He was, according to the mother, rushed to a nearby dispensary by neighbours, where he was cleaned up before being referred to the Nairobi Womens Hospital.

An official at the Hospitals Gender Violence Recovery Centre (GVRC), Phyllis Wangechi, said that upon examination the boy was diagnosed with rectal prolapse. He was then operated on, and at the time Capital News visited the hospital, was in good shape.

Wangechi said the minor arrived at the hospital in very bad shape at around 11am on Thursday, and was almost immediately operated on to restore his relocated rectum.

He went for an operation so that his rectum could be restored because when he came in, his rectum had come out from behind, said the official.

Rectal prolapse is a condition often caused by the weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place.

It is often diagnosed in people whose anal sphincter is weak.

The condition also is often associated with advanced age, long term constipation, long term diarrhoea, long term straining during defecation, pregnancy and stresses of childbirth, previous surgery, cystic fibrosis, and sphincter paralysis.

She said the boy and could be discharged soon if his condition remains steady.

 

[Mbu]

Bemused bystanders:
"Wacha jamaa alipe. Huwezi kula kwa hoteli bila kulipa!"​

...ayiiiiiiiiiiiii! LOL!!!!
ATI NINI? ..."Huwezi kula kwa hoteli bila kulipa"? ama kiswahili 'chazungumzwa' kwa mapana Kenya!

 

[Manda]

Hao wachinja Mbwa walikosea kidogo tu, Iringa ndio kwenye soko la kitoweo cha Mbwa

Hata mimi nashindwa 'kushangaa' wakati kule kwetu hicho ni kitoweo muruua kabisaaa!!, aisee hadi 'udenda' wa matamanio umenianguka!!

 

[Lusyonja]

aah mambo ya mbwa sio hoja, mbona wenzetu wala vyura hatusemi

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Kwenu nyie wala mbwa,

Swali linakuja hivi, je ni halali kula nyama ya mbwa Bongo?

Katika hii story ya Uganda, ni wazi kua kuchinja mbwa na
kuwauza sio halali.Ndiposa jamaa walikamatwa na kupelekwa
kituo cha polisi.

 

[Malila]

Huku mtwara wamakonde wana msemo maarufu usemao, chilumbile nungu cha kumemena, yaani alichoumba Mungu cha kuliwa tu. Kwa hiyo hapa kwetu ambapo sili-kali inasema hakuna dini,kwa nini ujivunge kama kadog au punda kule Singida kanakutoa udenda?