Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Jhounne]

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[BinSalum7]

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Damn true

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[minji]

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Marehem mama angu kabisa

 

[Mgirik]

 

[Mgirik]

Hahahaa

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

*John Sanga alikuwa na mwanafunzi Mchoraji, Siku mwoja alichora Noti ya shilingi elfu kumi kwenye sakafu, Mwalimu alipo ingia Darasani ghafla akajikwaa na kupasuka pua .... Wakati alipo kuwa anakimbilia ile hela kuiokota, akauliza wanafunzi nani aliye chora hapo chini? Wanafunzi wote wakamtaja John, mwalimu akaamua kumpigia simu Baba yake john(Mzee Sanga) Mzee Sanga akapokea akiwa hospitalini kalazwa, Mwalimu akamweleza makosa ya mwanae Mzee Sanga akamwambia Mwalimu afadhali yako wewe umepasuka pua hujalazwa, Huyo Mbwa jana kachora uchi wa mwanamke kwanye soket ya umeme*


*UNAHISI MZEE SENGA KAUMIA WAPIII !!!*

SITUMIII VIROBA WALA BANGI WANGU UNGA TUU

 

[Pyepyepye]

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Hili jibu lilikuwa sehemu ya maisha yangu

 

[nduza]

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You can tell the type of wife will be

Baada ya kumuona
Ukajisemea
K*ma* m@k£ walah
Kumbe Malaya nao wanaolewaga?

Hilo ndiyo jibu alilotoa baada ya kuskia hiyo kauli

 

[Mshana Jr]

Baada ya kumuona
Ukajisemea
K*ma* m@k£ walah
Kumbe Malaya nao wanaolewaga?

Hilo ndiyo jibu alilotoa baada ya kuskia hiyo kauli

 

[Mgirik]

Hahahaa

 

[Chukwu emeka]

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Mshikaji alikuwa Waziri huyu,ila ni pro Machali

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Bushrah]

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duh

 

[Bushrah]

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[Bushrah]

zile vibes za mtumishi zilipaswa kupata kolabo

 

[Diason David]

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Kumbe unaitwa msuya goodluck

 

[platozoom]

Kumbe unaitwa msuya goodluck

Hahaaa. Hizi smartphone !

 

[ndammu]

Funny