Viongozi wa kiafrika na waganga wa kienyeji

[Icadon]

Last updated : 14 Nov 2007, Kampala
Museveni's witchdoctors cause embarrassment at State House

Museveni believes and practices witchcraft and black magic and this is not new. We are told that on his road trip to Tanzania about three months ago he went to look for a new witchdoctor to replace his one eyed "Tanzanian witchdoctor" who died early this year.

Now the New Vision of last week had a story on the witchdoctors who arrived at State House for their "prayer" duties but Museveni has to pretended that he does not know them. You study the picture by clicking on this website Museveni's visitors. Do you know why people looking like that can enter the security zone of State House? It is because the Presidential Guard Brigade (PGB) boys are now used to such "visitors" and it is normal.

These two juju professionals mission backfired because of bad timing.

You see Museveni is at his best past midnight till 6.00am when most normal people should be sleeping. What kind of people is he seeing at such abnormal hours past mid-night, when he pretends to be working over time? Well, his visitors range from known thieves, murderers, to foreign thugs and fixers and "traditional doctors" like these. Sometimes sessions take place at Kisozi Ranch.

During these hours, his true colors are out and the man is just evil. Unfortunately most Ugandans who meet him during the day think, what a nice man. But you see what he does under cover of darkness then you will know his other side.

Things went badly for these two "presidential visitors" because they came at a bad time, during broad daylight. As luck would have it, a person attached to one of Musevenis children saw them at the gate and asked who those strange looking people were, who seemed to be witch doctors? That is when they got so much attention on them and the boys were forced to act. (we advise the police to handle these two "doctors" with care, or you might find yourself in hot soup.)

Otherwise, had these two come past mid-night through the back-door gate near the All Saints church as the rest do, they would have had a nice dinner with our revolutionary and also slept in soft nice State House beds at our expense till they completed their "consultancy" at a handsome government fee.

Antie Janet is supposed to be a "born again" Mulokole and Museveni is supposed to be a "scientific" revolutionary. This family are excellent actors and try hard to keep their two faces separate so many people are confused. The witchdoctors gave away the game.

Things are bad in the First Family. That is why these days you don't see much of Museveni's children in the newspapers as they used to. They are confused about what is happening between their parents. You will hear more.

 

[kiraia]

This is fun, but that is a really situation, hajatambikia tangu aondoke msituni.

 

[Alnadaby]

Viongozi hawa ni wa Kiafrika na uganga ni wa kiafrika sasa taabu inatoka wapi?

 

[Susuviri]

Alnadaby:
Religious beliefs I respect hata kama ni za jadi lakini

What kind of people is he seeing at such abnormal hours past mid-night, when he pretends to be working over time? Well, his visitors range from known thieves, murderers, to foreign thugs and fixers and "traditional doctors" like these. Sometimes sessions take place at Kisozi Ranch.

... this is bad!
Mimi naomba kujua tu ukweli wa suala hili maana mi naona ni udaku.
Lakini naomba niongeze hoja ya kuwa:
Kama mtu ni mkristo basi abaki kwenye ukristo asichanganye mambo na masuala ya jadi - ulokole na uganga wapi na wapi? Same applies to Moslems, Buddhists etc!
Kama unataka kuwa non-aligned basi kuwa deist lakini hiyo ya kufungamana pande zote ni kali!!

 

[Alnadaby]

Susuviri,
Kila mtu ana asili yake hata ukifanya nini hawezi kuiacha.Matambiko ya kikabila yanafanyika na wakati mwingine kuchanganya na imani za kidini.Wapowatu wanafanya hivyo si Afrika tu hata Asia na kwingineko.Viongozi ni watu kama binadamu wengine.Yoweri Museveni ni Mwafrika asilia.