A guy who was a notorious womanizer entered the ladies toilet of a hotel instead of the men's toilet. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP, APR. Curious, he pressed the WW button. His buttocks was gently sprayed with warm water. GUY: I love this! He pressed the WA button. A blast of warm air dried his buttocks. GUY: Wow! I'm loving this. He pressed the PP button. A powder puff rubs on his buttocks and makes him smell fresh. GUY: This is good, look at how i'm being pampered, i truly truly love this. He pressed the last button, which is the APR button and woke up in a hospital bed. NURSE: Sir, did you press the APR button. GUY: Yes, yes, i pressed it. NURSE: APR means Automatic Pad Remover. I'm sorry sir, when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls, Your balls are in this Jar. GUY:Heyyyyyyyyyyy i am finish o!!!!!!