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Usimwongopee Mjinga Atajifunza, Mwongopee Mpumbavu Atapuuza.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu mzuri sio aliye mtaalam wa kudanganya bali ni yule anayeeleza ukweli mtupu katika nadharia ili asijeaibika siku ukweli halisi ukijitokeza katika vitendo. Au sivyo inawezekana ikala kwako.

    A guy marries a girl from the village in Swaziland .
    The Girl is so native that she has never known anything about sex.

    On the Honeymoon night when her husband takes his
    clothes off, she sees his thing, she asks:
    "What is that?"
    The husband says:
    "It is called TWINK and I am the only one who has it in the whole world".
    The wife believes what she has been told.

    The couple have a neighbour, an old man by the name of Alex.Alex is in love with the new bride. One day when the husband is out Alex convinces the new bride to have sex with him. At night the wife tells her husband:
    "Hey, how come Alex next door has a TWINK and you had said that only you have it?"

    The husband knows what had happened. Not to be outdone he tells his wife:
    "Oh, I had TWO TWINKS and I gave one to Alex".

    The wife says:
    "You are a very stupid man, how comes you gave the LONG TWINK to Alex and kept the SMALL ONE FOR YOURSELF !!!!!

    Source: Yahoo Friends
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    ha ha ha
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    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuuuuuuuu, kali
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    h haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. anataka long one?
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    Te te teehhhhh!!!!!!!!
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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noma hii, bab kubw