Upanga, Dar: Yaliyojiri kutoka Ukumbi wa JWTZ, Mkutano na Waandishi wa Habari

[Kivumishi Kielezi]

Hii press hata nabii tito angeweza kupewa aitoe ..

 

[BONNIE GOLD]

Au wameamua kutolisema?
Wamesoma upepo kwanza, na kuacha walichokusudia kapuni????????????

 

[Da'Vinci]

For the first time nimekua disappointed na Jeshi langu. Daah

 

[Jimbi]

Upuuzi mtupu.

 

[The Khoisan]

Hii taarifa ni ya kuita vyombo vya habari kweli? Hau wamebadili gia angani, mbona hii taarifa wangesambaza kwa vyombo vya habari hata jana ingeeleweka tu!

Watakuwa wameshtuka. Haiwezekani taarifa kama ambayo haina mbele wala nyuma ndiyo ikawa issue ya kuita vyombo vya habari ......!!

 

[Jackal]

Walimwondoa waziri wa ulinzi wakaweka koti la Chief Hangaya!!

Ina maana kifo chake hakikuwa natural death?

 

[Filosofia ya Rorya]

Sio kwa TZ otherwise JK au JPM wasingeigusa ikulu. Yaani JWTZ inajua Rais yupo unfit kiafya ikubali agombee?

TZ ni kwamba Nyerere alijaza CCM kwenye taasisi zote so ni viceversa, kabla hujawa promoted JWTZ, hao CCM nao wanataka uwahakikishie maslahi yao kwanza.

Kma JWTZ ipo na vetting JK alifaa kuliko Dr.Slaa??

Medical Philosophy has it that, "at 40 no one is stable health-wise" Goodluck Jonathan, Mwai Kibaki, Levy Mwanawasa, Jacob Zuma, Museveni, Daniel Moi, Nelson Mandela, Hosni Mubarak, Siad Barre, Biden, Boris Yeltsin e.t.c, e.t.c provide case studies for this philosophy.

 

[Filosofia ya Rorya]

Sio kwa TZ otherwise JK au JPM wasingeigusa ikulu. Yaani JWTZ inajua Rais yupo unfit kiafya ikubali agombee?

TZ ni kwamba Nyerere alijaza CCM kwenye taasisi zote so ni viceversa, kabla hujawa promoted JWTZ, hao CCM nao wanataka uwahakikishie maslahi yao kwanza.

Kma JWTZ ipo na vetting JK alifaa kuliko Dr.Slaa??

Slaa alikuwa anadukua siri za serikali, pia dini mojawapo kati ya dini zilizoko nchini haimkubali labda angeslimu kwanza. RC yenyewe haimkubali tangu alipotelekeza wito na RC ndiyo kingunge wa siasa za uchaguzi duniani.

 

[Kalpana]

Paki mabegi kabisa

Ngoja tuyaloweke magodoro kabisaaaa kumbe ndo alitaka kusema hivi?

 

[Uzalendo wa Kitanzania]

Nimetega sikio

Mkuu

Hivi Hilo jina bujibuji linamaana gani hasa?

Kwanini kila mada lazima uchangie?

Kwanini huna polite language?

Aksante kwa kunielewa nasinasu majibu

 

[Filosofia ya Rorya]

jeshi wanashindwaje kuwamaliza hao matapeli kimya kimya

Alafu baada ya kuwamaliza kimya kimya waje walaumiwe kwamba wanapoteza watu?! Hapa duniani, kila ulifanyalo lina sura mbili: moja, linapendwa na kuungwa mkono na baadhi ya watu, pili, halipendwi na haliungwi mkono na baadhi ya watu. Duh!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mkuu

Hivi Hilo jina bujibuji linamaana gani hasa?

Kwanini kila mada lazima uchangie?

Kwanini huna polite language?

Aksante kwa kunielewa nasinasu majibu

Bujibuji maana yake kivuruge. Na pia ni kama panya tu, akiwepo sehemu lazima afanye fujo tu kukujulisha muharibifu yupo hapa.

Kuhusu polite language mimi ni kama kioo, ukinichekea na mimi nacheka.

Pia huwa nakunywa sumu as a part of my breakfast. Humeniyerewha?

 

[Filosofia ya Rorya]

Ndugu yangu aliyeitisha Kikao ni mabeyo ama msemaji wa jeshi?
Jeshi Lina msemaji wake na ndio huyo hapo kaitisha Kikao, hivi kati u wa wizara na msemaji wa jeshi yupi kauli yake ni rasmi zaidi kwenye kutoa maelezo ya kijeshi

Habari za #kijeshi haziwezi kutolewa na raia, KM wa wizara ni raia. KM atatoa habari za #kiserikali zinazohusu jeshi.

 

[samakinchanga]

DAH NILIKUJA KASI HAPA

 

[Filosofia ya Rorya]

Habari ndo hiyo tu!!!?? mimi nilidhani mabeyo anataka kuchukua nchi maana mama wengi hatumuelewi.

Watakuwa wameshtuka. Haiwezekani taarifa kama ambayo haina mbele wala nyuma ndiyo ikawa issue ya kuita vyombo vya habari ......!!

For Journalism profession NO NEWS IS USELESS!

 

[The Khoisan]

For Journalism profession NO NEWS IS USELESS!

Yah right ... But this was more of a Press release or a Media Briefing than a Press Conference!!

 

[daraja la kigamboni]

Hao wahalifu wanashindwaje kuwakamata?

 

[Expert Judgement]

jumapili nitaita press namm nieleze wajawazito wangapi wamerudi shule na mpaka sasa shule zetu zinawajukuu wangapi

 

[Kadini]

Bujibuji maana yake kivuruge. Na pia ni kama panya tu, akiwepo sehemu lazima afanye fujo tu kukujulisha muharibifu yupo hapa.

Kuhusu polite language mimi ni kama kioo, ukinichekea na mimi nacheka.

Pia huwa nakunywa sumu as a part of my breakfast. Humeniyerewha?

Sawa gilesi

 

[Yoda]

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