Ungekuwa wewe ndio konda ungemjibu vipi huyu abiria

[craq]

Konda nimepungukiea shillingi mia.

Jibu kama konda wa kibongo

 

[Kirchhoff]

Hamna noma abiria wangu
Kisha naenda kwa abiria mwingine namuambia "aisee chali yangu nimepungukiwa sh mia"

 

[junky]

Dereva simamisha gari ashuke huyu dingi anazingua

Oya mama kaa pale mwambie huyo asimame hana nauli anadhani sie tuna sheli ya mafuta

Kama uliona nauli haitoshi kwanini hukutembea kwa miguu kelele nyingi kumbe huna nauli

 

[Squidward]

Una mia nikupe mia mbili?

 

[Mkaruka]

Una mia nikupe mia mbili?

Sina.

Abiria muwe mnatembea na change kabisa maana makonda tunapata tabu sana, change tunanunue ujue

 

[Sauda]

Dereva simamisha gari ashuke huyu dingi anazingua

Oya mama kaa pale mwambie huyo asimame hana nauli anadhani sie tuna sheli ya mafuta

Kama uliona nauli haitoshi kwanini hukutembea kwa miguu kelele nyingi kumbe huna nauli

Haya majibu yako vizuri, yameshiba.

 

[Madame S]

Kosa kubwa nikupanda bila kusema ana nauli pungufu

Alitakiwa aseme chini kabla ya kupanda lakinimia tuhaina shida japomaneno yake angekoma

 

[Sir Khan]

"you son of the bitch an article of no comercial value, do you think this bus belongs to your grand father?"
Haya ni maneno ya konda mmoja kutoka kwenye kitabu cha "THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN"

 

[dong yi]

Konda nimepungukiea shillingi mia.

Jibu kama konda wa kibongo

mafuta hawapunguzi hata senti moja!

 

[Mother Confessor]

Kosa kubwa nikupanda bila kusema ana nauli pungufu

Alitakiwa aseme chini kabla ya kupanda lakinimia tuhaina shida japomaneno yake angekoma

Assalaam alaykhum shogaa

 

[Madame S]

Waaleyqum salaaam shoga angu umesalimika

Assalaam alaykhum shogaa

 

[Zeus1]

Kosa kubwa nikupanda bila kusema ana nauli pungufu

Alitakiwa aseme chini kabla ya kupanda lakinimia tuhaina shida japomaneno yake angekoma

Konda hawezi kukusikiliza if huna kitu,me huwa napanda tu

 

[Madame S]

Konda hawezi kukusikiliza if huna kitu,me huwa napanda tu

hamna kitu sipendi kama kugombana na nakonda, kwanza siwezi hua naona mtu anaombea chini mia tatu msaada na anabebwa

 

[ngopyolo]

Unataka tupigwe ban bure maana makonda wa huku buza kwa lulenge bila mtusi mazungumzo hayajakamilika

 

[google helper]

Ila konda daaaah . Kuna siku nilinyimwa chenji yangu baada ya kutoa 5000 akasema alishanipa. Nilikuwa nilete mlipuko gari zima ila ghafla moyo uliona poa tu nikaacha, sijui kiwango cha utulivu huo wa Phd ila sio ya jiwe ulitoka wapi.

 

[Mother Confessor]

Waaleyqum salaaam shoga angu umesalimika

Alhamdulillah niko salama,.nijuze khali yako tafadhali,.

 

[Madame S]

Alhamdulillah ninapumua bado

Alhamdulillah niko salama,.nijuze khali yako tafadhali,.

 

[Mother Confessor]

Alhamdulillah ninapumua bado

Allah jayid,.

 

[Al Watani]

"you son of the bitch an article of no comercial value, do you think this bus belongs to your grand father?"
Haya ni maneno ya konda mmoja kutoka kwenye kitabu cha "THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN"

Akimjibu THE MAN

 

[kagombe]

Konda nimepungukiea shillingi mia.

Jibu kama konda wa kibongo

Piga nyama chini unazingua