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Titus

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The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute luv, I can explain what happened. You can try, she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."

Then he took a quick breath, and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" And so u found us here…!!!!!
 
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Yo Yo

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Hili fundisho kwa wanakinamama.....wakishawekwa ndani huwa wanajisahau....waanume ni watu wa kuwa attract kila siku sio sababu ushaolewa ndio unajiachia achia...
 

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