Umewahi kufuatilia maongezi ya mkeo na michepuko yake?

[Tatigha]

Ziko nyingi mkuu yangu nalipia 250,000 kwa mwaka

Sawa boss...! Hiyo inaitwaje?

 

[MAPUMA MIYOGA]

Una kifua mkuu

VIBAYA MNO

 

[adrenaline]

"This application is designed to monitor the phones of your children, employees or your own phone.
You must own the phone or have the appropriate consent to monitor it.
You must inform the phone users that they are being monitored by this application, otherwise it may result in a violation of federal and state laws.
Please refer to your local laws to make sure your particular monitoring activities are legal in your country.
By installing the application or using the service you certify that you act in accordance to the law and you take full responsibility for the use of the product."
Mobile Tracker Hiyo Jamani wadukuzi,wametukumbusha tu..Tuwe na Hekima wakati wa Udukuzi hasa Haya mambo ya kindoa Au Uchumba.Niliwahi ona Sms tu..na trends zake.Mfano tu muda ambao wewe unapiga simu haipokelewi na sms hazijibiwi ndio muda ambao Plan B inafanywa juu yako,ukiuliza unaambiwa nilikuwa mbali na Simu.

 

[Nyumisi]

Duh! haya mambo yanaumiza sana wanaume, ila Mungu ni mwema kwa waja wake muombe akupitishe katika hilo jaribu salama

 

[shirley myles]

Siwezi jua, kwenye matumizi nina imani kila kitu nimetimiza tatizo labda kwenye 6 x 6
ila ninachojiuliza mpaka sasa wanaume ambao nimegundua anao ni 6 sasa hao wote
hakuna hata mmoja anayekidhi vigezo vyake?

Wanaume 6? Ulioa mke au changudoa?

 

[shirley myles]

Binafsi najuta sana kufahamu maswala ya teknohama, maana ni mwaka wa pili huu sijaona mwanamke mkweli kila ninayempata nikimdukua nagundua kuwa sio mkweli, kwahyo nimeamua kutokuweka akili yangu kwa hawa viumbe..Kwa niyaonayo makazini kwa wake za watu hata hamu ya kuoa sina kabsa.

unaweza usioe au ukaoa Demu flani wa kawaiiiiiiidaaaaaaa!!!!! Hahaaaaa

 

[shirley myles]

AISEE WANAWAKE HAWA ACHENI MI WANGU KILA MATUMIZI NAMPA CM NAMPIGIA KILA WAKATI KUMUONYESHA NIPO NAYE KARIBU WEEKEND TUNAENDA KUTEMBEA YAAN NIKASEMA HUYU MWANAMKE WA KUOA NI KA INSTALL SOFTWARE KWENYE CM YAKE NIJIRIDHISHE NILICHOKUTA HUMO TUPO WA NNE KUNA KIPINDI NIKTOKA NAE ANACHAT NAO MBELE YANGU MAANA SMS ZAKE ZILIKUWA ZINAINGIA KWEYE CM YANGU SIKU HIYO NIKAMUITA HOME KWANGU NIKAMUULIZA UNANIPENDA AKAJIBU NDIO WE NI MWANAUME WA KIPEKEE BLABLABLA KIBAO NIKA PLAY AUDIO ZOTE MBELE YAKE NIKAMUONYESHA NA SMS AKAANZA KULIA PALE NIKAMSHIKA MKONO IKAMWAMBIA NIMEKUSAMEHE ANAENDELEA KULIA CHINI KAMVUTA HADI NJE NIKAMTOA NDANI KWANGU NIKAFUNGA NYUMBA NIKARUDI ZANGU KAZIN TOKA SIKU HIYO MWANAMKE AKINIAMBIA ANAIPENDA HUWAGA NAANZAGA KUCHEKA

Ungepiga na vibao kabisa

 

[Gluk]

unaweza usioe au ukaoa Demu flani wa kawaiiiiiiidaaaaaaa!!!!! Hahaaaaa

Labda nioe wa kawaida sana ila kichwani ziwemo..

 

[shirley myles]

NIPENI MAUJANJA NA MIMI NIMDUKUE WANGU!

Usije ukajinyonga au ukamuua mkeo,kama wewe ni gangster for real nishtue

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Nina audio za kutosha na picha za wapenzi wake nimeshazitengenezea fremu siku
ambayo nimepanga kumwacha atakuta nimezipamba ndani.

Ahahaa

 

[shirley myles]

Huu Uzi mwanzoni niliuona wa kawaida bt kadri ninavyosoma koment ndo natambua kweli ndoa zina mambo sana

Ndo maana watu wanauana

 

[manizzle]

Ndio maana juzi kati uliona uende kupigwa massage ili kuweka mwili Sawa?

 

[shirley myles]

Wanawake hawaaminiki ,ukiwa na girlfriend atakucheat,ukiwa na wife naye atakucheat.Nafikiri hawajui wanachokitaka katika mapenzi .

Sasa sisi tufanye nini Tupac a.k.a Mc Newyork?

 

[shirley myles]

Hahahaha hii imeniachanisha na manzi angu aliyekua anajifanya ananipenda kuliko maelezo

Enhee!! Ikawaje?

 

[shirley myles]

Labda nioe wa kawaida sana ila kichwani ziwemo..

Hahaaaa!!!! Wapo wa hivyo ,aisee ndoa changamoto ndo maana watu wanauana

 

[shirley myles]

Oi gazeti kumbuka kupima ukimwi na DNA ya mtoto

 

[Gluk]

Hahaaaa!!!! Wapo wa hivyo ,aisee ndoa changamoto ndo maana watu wanauana

Mm sitokuja kuumia kisa mwanamke msaliti namuacha aende, sabb wako wengi

 

[MAPUMA MIYOGA]

Usije ukajinyonga au ukamuua mkeo,kama wewe ni gangster for real nishtue

Niko vizuri na pressure za kijinga nishaachaga long sana.
njoo PM tu tupeane maujanja

 

[ngamani]

Mtoa mada unaonekana ni mungwana sana...naomba namba ya waifu ili namimi uwe unachungulia meseji zangu kwake....

 

[Deva]

Mkuu GAZETI nimesoma comment nikagundua huyu bwana ni muungwana sana, na ni mstaarabu pia