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Ukweli kuhusu maisha ni huu...wewe unajua kipi?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Consigliere, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp]Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick & it's gone forever!
    Sex is like a pack of chips, once u start can't stop!
    Exam paper is like a dick, wen it gets hard people get fu.cked!
    Work is like group sex, 10 people r behind your ass to take your place.
    Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work.
    Success like masturbating, only your own hand can let u achieve it.
    So basically life is Pornography, sucker!
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  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Trust is like a virginity you can only break it once ..
     
  3. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Life is life....

    Btw, hujambo conssy, nilikuwa nimemiss mabombastic yako.
     
  4. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    dah interesting
     
  5. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Thats true
     
  6. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Maisha ni filamu chafu?
    Sitaki kuamini... Consy mbona hujibu SMS zangu?
     
  7. Buswelu

    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp]Success like masturbating, only your own hand can let u achieve it.
    Like it me hii.
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  8. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Dah...nipo outreach, once in the coverage nitakuendea hewani....
     
  9. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    i see. . .
    nitakugongea like baadae.
     
  10. doctorz

    doctorz JF-Expert Member

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    Thats the way it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you dont be-leave the leave !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. S

    Skype JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu wewe ni mbunifu, nimekunyoshea mkono.
     
  12. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    si zaidi ya ninavyo miss posts yako, mimi ni mzima kabisa.
     
  13. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Trust....... can only be broken once ...nadhani nahitaji kuiangalia upya hii, kwa namna tofauti na niliyoizoea...
     
  14. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Lol..inaitwa take it o leave it.. Nice one consy!
     
  15. Mirhea

    Mirhea JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one.
     
  16. H

    Han'some JF-Expert Member

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    haya Mwana JF. Gd reasonig
     
  17. p

    pusy monster Member

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    wooow! its awesome.......
     
  18. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    id yako...
     
  19. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Imekutisha?
     
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