Ujumbe kutoka Lamu!

[Ab-Titchaz]

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[Nyani Ngabu]

Kinda hilarious.....

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

inshallah kheri allah awanusuru wao na anusuru nafsi zetu kwa kila upande..

Kinda hilarious.....

 

[Abdulhalim]

Ehh, makubwa haya!

 

[hashycool]

mombasa rahaaaaaa

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

we husikitiki wasema raha ama weye????

mombasa rahaaaaaa

 

[Ferds]

we husikitiki wasema raha ama weye????

kwani kuna nini huko c magofu na ulojo kama zenj tu

 

[Wailing]

This is very sad. Mungu atunusuru

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

weee eti majumba na ulojo khaa!!!kwani huoni na mashostito wawili hao watia stori na mikono waipunga!!kwenye vedio husika>

kwani kuna nini huko c magofu na ulojo kama zenj tu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Thank God tarakilishi yangu ina mchujo wa picha za kishoga

 

[Ehud]

Thank God tarakilishi yangu ina mchujo wa picha za kishoga

Bujibuji "Tarakilishi" maana yake ni nini?

 

[furahi]

Only GOD Can rescue us!

 

[Mkeshahoi]

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mungu tusaidie

 

[hashycool]

we husikitiki wasema raha ama weye????

ile mi shosti miwili duh!........ Kaifa alek! Mamie

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

bukheyr alhamdulillah!!si tumekesha wote jana wee??mi sikulala mwenzio na asubuhi nimeamkia hapa ila sikuoni,,kazini sikwenda nimechelewa kuamka kwa ajili yako hapa bado nina kelele za amy yangu anifukuza ukumbini..na lap top aliitia chini ya meza anambia nimechanganyikiwa.halafu nenda kanijibu eti kiduku ni nini?? kwenye picha ya obama...jphoto..

ile mi shosti miwili duh!........ Kaifa alek! Mamie

 

[Dick]

Ala kumbe mabwabwa? Ee mwenyuzi Mungu kunusuru na balaa hili!

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

nini mabwabwa???naliona tu hili neno silifahamu!!!

Ala kumbe mabwabwa? Ee mwenyuzi Mungu kunusuru na balaa hili!

 

[hashycool]

bukheyr alhamdulillah!!si tumekesha wote jana wee??mi sikulala mwenzio na asubuhi nimeamkia hapa ila sikuoni,,kazini sikwenda nimechelewa kuamka kwa ajili yako hapa bado nina kelele za amy yangu anifukuza ukumbini..na lap top aliitia chini ya meza anambia nimechanganyikiwa.halafu nenda kanijibu eti kiduku ni nini?? Kwenye picha ya obama...jphoto..

dah weye naye taratibu na hiyo lap top....jf unaweza jikuta unakesha mbili bila tarajia kiduku ntakujibu soon

 

[chamajani]

kwani kuna nini huko c magofu na ulojo kama zenj tu

Pole yako, ebu jaribu kufika!
Zanzibar: "ni njema atakae aje"!
Tanga: "Waenda leo warudi leo"!
Mombasa: "Wajua kuingiya kutoka hutaki"!

Sasa jiulize-kunani?

 

[Raia Fulani]

Kati ya mvua na jua bora nini?