Tukutane hapa tuliowahi kufanya mapenzi na binamu au ndugu zetu wa karibu

[Koffi Annan]

Jamani mabinamu mlioliwa kimasihara wahini uku maana sio kwa kuliwa huku kunakohadithiwa

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[Stroke]

Kuna mdau humu aliandika uzi akiuliza nani anayewatoa bikra wanawake, kwa huu uzi nimeanza kupata mwanga. Kumbe bikra zinatolewa na ndugu?? Duuh.

 

[Young Efe]

Huu uzi unaelekea kama ule wa tunda kimasihara.. acha nisubscribe kabisa niwashe na notification..

Mimi ilikua kidogo nimtafune binamu yangu... nilimvua nguo zote ile nataka kuweka mashine akasema yuko siku zake.. ikabidi nitoke nduki kwenda kununua ndom ilikua usiku kama saa 4 hivi.. nilitafuta maduka yote yamefungwa.. ile siku nilitembea km kama 10 kutafuta ndom tu na nikakosa.. nilirudi usiku sana nikakuta alisharudi room kwake.. kuanzia hapo alikua ananitega hata tukiwa dining room tunakula yeye anapitisha miguu chini ya meza ananipapasa..

Sasa nadhani aunt alishtukia mchezo akaanza kukaba hadi penati.. yaaani alikua anahakikisha mimi na binamu hatubaki peke yetu.. akitaka kuondoka lazima amtume sehemu au aende nae..

Hadi likizo ilkaisha nikarudi zangu shule.. sikurudi tena kwa uncle hadi namaliza form six .ile narudi nakuta binamu kaolewa mbalii.. mpaka leo hatujaonana imepita miaka mingi.

Hii movie nahifahamu.

 

[Yudatade Edesi Shayo]

Kuna mdau humu aliandika uzi akiuliza nani anayewatoa bikra wanawake, kwa huu uzi nimeanza kupata mwanga. Kumbe bikra zinatolewa na ndugu?? Duuh.

H ha ha ha ha wala siuongo zinatolewa sana na ma kaka

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[Duke Tachez]

Nitarudi

 

[Aidanna]

Pasheni tu viporo, vingine viporo vya biriani ukila kuharisha lazima.

 

[Turudi pale Rau Madukani]

Nimebaki mdomo wazi kwa kweli.

 

[MZEE MKUBWA]

Inashangaza sana Mkuu

Na kuhuzunisha pia hali imekuwa mbaya...

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[MZEE MKUBWA]

Corona inafunua ukichaa

Teh teh teh..... Kwamba tatizo sio yeye ni corona

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[Mkaruka]

90% ya watakaokiri hapa watakuwa wachagga na wapare wapenda p o m b e

 

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Laana tullah

Nimesha waburuza sana watoto wa ba mkubwa,

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[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Wese la kwenye wezere linakuhusu

Binamu yangu mpaka leo bado namla ingawa ameshaolewa na mimi nilishaoa ila kupasha kiporo ipo.

Nilianza naye kitambo sana tangu 2006..

Heshima kwa wenzi wetu wa ndoa ipo vizuri kabisa.

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[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Pasheni tu viporo, vingine viporo vya biriani ukila kuharisha lazima.

Embu be specific unamaanisha nini hapa ?

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[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Ulifedheheshwa sana

Nimesha waburuza sana watoto wa ba mkubwa,

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[commm]

Mmmmmhhhh

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[KITAULO]

Halafu Hawa ndo wake tutakaokuja kuwaoa.

Sijui nisioe mazima!!!!!!!

Aahhh brother kizibo unataka kutudanganya bado haujaowa tu...au unataka kumdanganya nani humu ndani?????????????

 

[KITAULO]

90% ya watakaokiri hapa watakuwa wachagga na wapare wapenda p o m b e

Kweli kabisa jirani....mambo ya kipuuzi kabisa unakula vipi ndugu yako....haramu haramu....

 

[Single Phase]

Hua mnawapata vipi.?

😂😂😂😂Watu wana roho ngumu

 

[Single Phase]

Halafu Hawa ndo wake tutakaokuja kuwaoa.

Sijui nisioe mazima!!!!!!!

😂😂😂Mimi huwa nasema, mke asiye na bikra ukimuoa jua umeoa mke wa mtu

 

[At Calvary]

Hua mnawapata vipi.?

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