Tukumbushane vijineno vya Marais mbalimbali kwenye hotuba zao

[KOKUTONA]

Taxation with representation ain't so hot
either. ~Gerald Barzan
Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the
privileges of membership in an organized
society. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
The taxpayer - that's someone who works
for the federal government but doesn't have
to take the civil service examination.
~Ronald Reagan
America is a land of taxation that was
founded to avoid taxation. ~Laurence J.
Peter
I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States;
the only thing is, I could be just as proud for
half the money. ~Arthur Godfrey
The United States has a system of taxation
by confession. ~Hugo Black
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
save you thirty cents? ~Peg Bracken
The income tax has made more liars out of
the American people than golf has. Even
when you make a tax form out on the level,
you don't know when it's through if you are
a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers
Unquestionably, there is progress. The
average American now pays out twice as
much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
~H.L. Mencken
The nation should have a tax system that
looks like someone designed it on purpose.
~William Simon
We must care for each other more, and tax
each other less. ~Bill Archer
The expenses of government, having for
their object the interest of all, should be
borne by everyone, and the more a man
enjoys the advantages of society, the more
he ought to hold himself honored in
contributing to those expenses. ~Anne
Robert Jacques Turgot
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you
shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert
Heinlein
The art of taxation consists in so plucking
the goose as to get the most feathers with
the least hissing. ~Jean Baptist Colbert,
attributed
What at first was plunder assumed the
softer name of revenue. ~Thomas Paine
Did you ever notice that when you put the
words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
"THEIRS?" ~Author Unknown
We have long had death and taxes as the
two sta
Hao wote uliowataja ni marais?

 

[KOKUTONA]

Mamboo-MKAPA

 

[KOKUTONA]

Waacheni watoke, hata wakitoka mimi ndo rais wao. Watarudi tu hawana pa kukimbilia hao-J. Kikwete

 

[only83]

naenda kuwandalia makao - MAkamba,

Umeme hakuna, kwani mi Mungu - jakaya

Kwanini TZ Maskini , sijui - Kikwete

Sijui kwanini Tanzania haina Viwanda by JK
Wanaopata Ukimwi wanajitakia by JK
Uraisi wangu hauna ubia na mtu by JK

 

[only83]

1. Kwanini uhangaike na fotokopi wakati urijino ipo? - Mrisho Kikwete

2. Ukitaka kula lazima na wewe uliwe- Kikwete.

3. Ugonjwa huu umekaa pahala pabaya. - Ali Hassan Mwinyi.

4. Ukila nyama ya mtu utaendelea kula tu- J. K. Nyerere

nakaribisha wazee wa hotuba za kimataifa mkaribie kumwaga mambo

Mkuu hapo kwenye red naanza kuwa na shaka na ******....isije ikawa ana tabia ya ucameroon........

 

[smz]

Lo!! Za JK hapo juu kali sana.

 

[Ubumuntu]

Mkuu hapo kwenye red naanza kuwa na shaka na ******....isije ikawa ana tabia ya ucameroon........

Nakumbuka wakati ule anataka kugombea urais, kuna habari ililichapwa kwenye gazeti moja (nimelisahau) kwamba huyo muungwana alikua ana mcameroon mwandishi mmoja wa habari. Na pale Keys Hotel, Kariakoo ndio ilikua sehemu maalumu ya jamaa kufanya hako ka mchezo!

 

[Ndallo]

Mkinipa kura zenu nitaifanya Kigoma kua DUBADI - By JK
Kuliko mumpe kura za ubunge TINDU LISU ni bora mninyime kura za uraisi - By JK

 

[Jobo]

Sina muda wa kujadiliana na vizabizabina na viherehere! Ben M

 

[toghocho]

utakuta nyumba ya makuti ina picha ya kikwete - dr. slaa
nyerere mwenyewe aliyakuta akayaacha, na mimi nimeyakuta, ntayaacha - j.m.k (not j.k plz)
huwezi kuongoza nchi kwa mawazo ya mke wako- j.k