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Masanilo

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Masanilo

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10 GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE


1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it. If someone ask you tell them that even God says the birds of the air do not plant or harvest yet God feeds them.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. Msisumbukie ya kesho. Mle nini mvae nini....ponda mali kula raha haswa

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated": How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home-based production? That is for people who never went to school. You are educated banaa..

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions. Ukiulizwa sema hata Mungu anajua...


6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the Government and the Banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.

8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office or in your church. Whenever your neighbours buy a new phone, get one that is more expensive. Lazima wakujue wewe ni nani. Nenda na wakati banaa...wenye wivu wajinyonge.


9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.


10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they cannot help you in your old age. Zaaeni watoto wengi sana maana kila mtoto huja na bahati yake. Ukizingatia Mh Mkwere anajenga machinga complex kila mkoa, wilaya na kata wapo watakao kuwa chingaz na changudoa. Kwanza kusomesha kitu gani mbona wasomi hawana kazi.



If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above one dollar. Isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those leaders and scholars?




Remain blessed...


Mch Masa K
 

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Mama Mdogo

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Nimelipenda bandiko lako Mchungaji, nitalichapisha niwape na wanangu wakue wakizingatia kuwa mafanikio yanatokana na mtu kuchakarika kwa kwenda mbele!!! Thanks
 

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