There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective. 1. HOUSEWIVES Advantages * She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores. * She is always good in bed because she is never tired. * Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, Steers, etc) Disadvantages * You will never know what she does when you are at work. * She behaves like your mother when you come home late. * She bitches when you watch TV too long. * You can't play your music loud. 2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES Advantages * She does not need your money * She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!! *You can even date other women with her car!!! * She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out. Disadvantages * She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.) *You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!) * She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes. * She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month. * She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!) * You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French.... 3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories) Advantages * VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!!wow!). Disadvantages * She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend" * She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship. *When ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! ) * She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sani, Ijumaa, Kasheshe .... * She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! DAMN!!!