Three types of Women....

[Dfour]

There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.

1. HOUSEWIVES
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, Steers, etc)

Disadvantages
* You will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages
* She does not need your money
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
*You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
*You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French....

3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

Advantages
* VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!!wow!).
Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
*When ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
* She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sani, Ijumaa, Kasheshe ....
* She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! DAMN!!!

 

[PakaJimmy]

Ohhh...mke wangu ni mwa\limu...kimshahara chake cha wastani..hana macomplikesheni!!
Endelea kuwa mtaratibu mamaake..acha wenye mahela yao wawatese waume zao!...sisi tusonge mbele...huh!

 

[kero]

There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.

1. HOUSEWIVES
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, Steers, etc)

Disadvantages
* You will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages
* She does not need your money
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
*You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
*You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French....

3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

Advantages
* VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!!wow!).
Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
*When ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
* She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sani, Ijumaa, Kasheshe ....
* She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! DAMN!!!

Very nice thing.
That why today, this is a customary, One gives family to a woman category 2 and keep hide a nyumba ndogo women category 3.
During Marriage while signing of paper, you sign for marring many wives.
Unampiga Change quota, hawezi ona kwa mda huo as she will be busy preparing for kissing and showing fellow friends she has finally owned you.
Then later when she starts balaa you take a kimada legally without divorcing her, when she files for complains you just display your marriage certificate, simple and it is done.
Undava udanva tu mwanangu.

Haha...

 

[shemea]

Yes, I hope you research is right.

 

[PakaJimmy]

Very nice thing.
That why today, this is a customary, One gives family to a woman category 2 and keep hide a nyumba ndogo women category 3.
During Marriage while signing of paper, you sign for marring many wives.
Unampiga Change quota, hawezi ona kwa mda huo as she will be busy preparing for kissing and showing fellow friends she has finally owned you.
Then later when she starts balaa you take a kimada legally without divorcing her, when she files for complains you just display your marriage certificate, simple and it is done.
Undava udanva tu mwanangu.

Haha...

God save the animals at Serengeti!..We are rotten inside us!...huh!

 

[tete'a'tete]

Ohhh...mke wangu ni mwa\limu...kimshahara chake cha wastani..hana macomplikesheni!!
Endelea kuwa mtaratibu mamaake..acha wenye mahela yao wawatese waume zao!...sisi tusonge mbele...huh!

PJ acha kuniamini hivyo!! we endelea kumuomba mungu siku hizi hakuna mtu anayeaminika ukiona kobe kainamia chini ujue anatunga sheria nimewaona wengi wanawaamini wenzi wao lakini wayatendayo ni ya kusikitisha kikubwa ni kumwomba mungu life style are changed nowadays!

 

[Noname]

Number 2 ina ukweli... ngoja ni forward kwa rafiki yangu..she will curse me for this... haha

 

[Mkeshahoi]

there are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.

1. Housewives
advantages
* she stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* she is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* will always cook a good meal (no nandos, steers, etc)

disadvantages
* you will never know what she does when you are at work.
* she behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* she bitches when you watch tv too long.
* you can't play your music loud.

2. professional / millennium / working - ladies
advantages
* she does not need your money
* she can lend you her car (latest model bmw/volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected cherrie!! Pssst!!!
*you can even date other women with her car!!!
* she has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

disadvantages
* she is generally bad in bed. its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
*you'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (at least!!)
* she thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* she hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* she always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, coz she most likely earns more than you do!!!)
* you won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in english and french....

3. Gold diggers (poly students, college girls, campus chicks, high school students etc etc - generally referred to as weekend accessories)

advantages
* very very good in bed (holy benjamin - lord have mercy!!!wow!).
disadvantages
* she makes sure she leaves you penniless. (airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) and then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
* she tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
*when ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
* she sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the sani, ijumaa, kasheshe ....
* she is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! Damn!!!

noted...wiz senks.... Welo outlined

 

[Bazazi]

Nimeipenda lakini haina ukweli wa kutosha kuifanya isimame dede

 

[Bibi Kizee]

Ohhh...mke wangu ni mwa\limu...kimshahara chake cha wastani..hana macomplikesheni!!
Endelea kuwa mtaratibu mamaake..acha wenye mahela yao wawatese waume zao!...sisi tusonge mbele...huh!

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! mwalimu! hawa tena na ushindani wao! jipe moyo mkuu, mtangulize mungu katika hili maana....

 

[Bibi Kizee]

There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.

1. HOUSEWIVES
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, Steers, etc)

Disadvantages
* You will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.

2.PROFESSIONAL/ MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages
* She does not need your money
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
*You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
*You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French....

3. GOLD DIGGERS(Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

Advantages
* VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!!wow!).
Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
*When ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
* She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sani, Ijumaa, Kasheshe ....
* She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! DAMN!!!

hiyo namba 3 hamna kitu kabisaaa ni hasara tu ndio nyingi, kwahiyo hapo ni se** tu ndio inawafanya mjilipue, stick to number 1 & 2 yako kwani hizo disadvantage zao na wanaume pia ndio hivyohivyo, akiwa baba wa nyumbani hujui kama anakula na HG au mtoto wa jirani, akiwa mfanyakazi au biashara busy akifika home hajiwezi, be faithful and trust your partner, kujipa moyo ili siku ziende

 

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[The Boss]

Tatizo la housewife ni kuwa anawezakumegwa na
mtu usie mtarajia....like muuza bucha au fundi cherehani n.k,,,,,,

dawa ni kuwa na wife professional but uwe successful zaidi yake.....


Huyo mke mwalimu usije kukuta anamegwa na mkurugenzi wa halmashauri......
Au headmaster.....walimu wanaongoza kwa ngono mpaka wizara ikaanzisha
utaratibu wa kuwagawia box za condoms,enzi za mungai........

 

[Ben Saanane]

Hao wazushi hapo namba tatu....but dawa yao ni ndogo tu.Ukihitaji ni-pm