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Buchanan

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YORUBA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U kill them both
And throw an owambe party!


IBO ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U make very good counterfeits of them
And sell for the price of the real cows!


HAUSA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You rear them till they are four
Make sure ur kids rear cows too
And just maintain!


TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
 

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INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.


PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs,
Japan f or equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation
by the world.


AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows &
naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
 

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FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.


GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.


ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.


SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

 

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JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows
You eat one and claim it was stolen
Call in the Police to investigate
Police arrests everyone living within 100km
Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted
kidnapping the cow
The police instead collected one cow each from
everybody arrested
You have your cow back and the Police now owns a
cattle farm.
 

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Tanzania Economics? I think it will go on the line of you have a bunch of cows bought at a higher price, keep them for a while, then sell them to government officials at a lower price.
 

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Tanzania Economics? I think it will go on the line of you have a bunch of cows bought at a higher price, keep them for a while, then sell them to government officials at a lower price.
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Buy the Cows through dubious contract involving multiple middle men with offshore bank accounts.
 

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Tanzania economics
u have 100 cows
european come and say
you have ten cows...
You hire them for counting the cows
then you pay them five cows.
You end up having five cows.
 

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