'This is kinda true....what say you?'

Nyani Ngabu

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Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

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Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
A phone does not like to be talked to or held, it's not a conscious being. Plus, pushing the wrong button on a phone does not disconnect you, you get a beep when you push a number while intending to hang up, but you are still on! And women will not disconnect you the minute you touch the wrong button, they are known more for patience. I mean, the analogy just doesn't make any sense. Not a lick.
 
And men?? ....
are like buses, if u miss one, another will be along soon.
vp mzenji, mm nimependa mimacho yake
 
And when you talk to it,make sure you talk smartly....otherwise the phone itself and things around it are distorted....utalala na njaa mkuu...hautapata chakula cha mchana wala cha usiku....shauri yako...!
 
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

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Source: The Information superhighway (aka the internet, for all you nimrods out there)

i know you can held,touch a phone but TALK TO IT???!! i dont know
 
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