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"The Square Root of Three"

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    by: David Feinberg

    From the movie: Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

    YouTube - Harold and Kumar guantanamo bay: square root of 3 poem

    I fear that I will always be
    A lonely number like root three

    A three is all that’s good and right,
    Why must my three keep out of sight
    Beneath a vicious square root sign,
    I wish instead I were a nine

    For nine could thwart this evil trick,
    with just some quick arithmetic

    I know It’ll never see the sun, as 1 point 7 3 2 1
    Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
    When, ark! so what is that I see,
    Another square root of number three

    Has quietly come waltzing by,
    Together now we multiply
    To form a number we prefer,
    Rejoicing as an integer

    We break free from our mortal bonds
    And with a wave of magic wands
    Our square root signs become unglued
    And love for me has been renewed
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