A Pastor and a taxi driver die at the same time and go to heaven. And when they get there the Peacher goes in and he gets a white robe and a shack in the big field and the taxi driver gets an olympic size pool and a mansion. One day the Pastor asked St. Peter,the Dean in Heaven, why his taxi driver had lots of riches? St. Peter replied: - When you preached you put people to sleep. When he drove everyone Prayed and I listened!