If I told you once, I told you a million times: Michael Jacksons frail, little body cant handle doing 50 concert dates in London, England this summer. Actually, I think I told you that twice, but now the King of Poop is finally admitting it. After practicing his moonwalk and his crotch grabs at a Burbank studio, the 50-year-old Jacko told his fans: I dont know how Im going to do 50 shows. Im not a big eater - I need to put some weight on. Im really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do 10, and take the tour around the world to other cities, not 50 in one place. I went to bed knowing I sold 10 dates, and woke up to the news I was booked to do 50. So, what can this guy handle? He obviously cant handle the Rodeo Burger if he lives on two grapes a day. There are going to be some major lawsuits and many pissed off fans when Jackson collapses on stage after the second concert of the tour.