The guide: Ukishaamua kuwa na 'nyumba ndogo'

[AshaDii]

Zipo shem....... Ile ya Kizuri kula na nduguyo kuna baadhi ya fafanuzi ya nini maana ya "kizuri".

Kaizer hajakuambia?

Shem.... Kama ni hivo basi kweli Kisha niambia.... (Mwanaume ananichangamya moyo huyu... Khaaa! bora upo shem maana angeniua)

 

[AshaDii]

Hahaha!....sante wifi....na waendelee kuamini hvyo, hvyo.

Umeona eeeeeh??? lol.... Tunawakamata padogo wao wakijivisha pingu.....lol


Hivi jamani BOSS yukwap??

 

[Kaizer]

Oh! You GREAT Love and Lover of mine.... Hapa umeninyong'onyeza kabisa!! (King some help hia... mbona kama vile nataka kuahirisha? lol)

I quote love, I quote .
"........Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do......."

thanks love...

 

[Asprin]

Shem.... Kama ni hivo basi kweli Kisha niambia.... (Mwanaume ananichangamya moyo huyu... Khaaa! bora upo shem maana angeniua)

Shem, Popote pale nilipo, ulinzi kwa hommie ni uhakika. (Japo anakucheat, lakini anakucheat responsibly)

 

[AshaDii]

Kwa maana hii:

Kwakuwa ADI ni "kizuri" kwa Kaizer
Na kwakuwa ADI ni darling Shem wa ODM
Hommie Kaizer hawezi kula "kizuri" ADI na nduguye ODM

Vigezo na Masharti kuzingatiwa...........

Shem he has never eva put it this CLEAR before..... I wonder kwa kweli... Reading between the lines.... I am short of words.....lol

 

[TIMING]

hivi... Mtu akikubipu na private namba anamaanisha nini?

 

[Chauro]

leo ni leo ....kingast,ashadii,husninyo,sweetlady msiwaache mpaka wakimbie wenyewe

 

[Asprin]

Shem he has never eva put it this CLEAR before..... I wonder kwa kweli... Reading between the lines.... I am short of words.....lol

Ngoja nimPM aniambie kwanini hakutaka kukupa ufafanuzi wa hii sheria mama! This is unfair!

 

[sweetlady]

Umeona eeeeeh??? lol.... Tunawakamata padogo wao wakijivisha pingu.....lol


Hivi jamani BOSS yukwap??

Nimeona mpendwa. BOSS sijui kakimbilia wapi.... Bishanga alisema kaenda nyumba ndogo, karibu ntaanza kuyaamin maneno ya Bishanga..

 

[AshaDii]

I quote love, I quote .
"........Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do......."

thanks love...

I know love..... I Know.... that is the only thing that makes me going... That you LOVE ME... However every now and then the below in the mabano kwa ODM happens.... it makes me this way and I qoute:

I keep on fallin'... in and out of love with you
Sometimes I love ya, uhh, sometimes you make me blue
Sometimes I feel good, At times I feel used
Lovin' you darlin', makes me so confused

I keep on fallin', in and out of love with you
I never loved someone the way that i'm lovin' you

Oh Oh, I.... never felt this way
How do you give me so much pleasure,
cause me so much pain,
'Cause when I think
I'm taking more than would a fool
I start fallin'
back in love with you.

Shem, Popote pale nilipo, ulinzi kwa hommie ni uhakika. (Japo anakucheat, lakini anakucheat responsibly)

Shem WHY huo ulinzi usinihakikishie tu kwamba hatoki kwenye MSTARI...... Is it necessary... Nahitaji a TRUTHFULL answer and a true Mans perspective....

 

[sweetlady]

leo ni leo ....kingast,ashadii,husninyo,sweetlady msiwaache mpaka wakimbie wenyewe

Karibu na wewe uongeze nguvu...lol..

 

[TIMING]

leo ni leo ....kingast,ashadii,husninyo,sweetlady msiwaache mpaka wakimbie wenyewe

hii pwenti hii...

Kakufundisha nani hizi pwenti?

 

[Kaizer]

Nimeona mpendwa. BOSS sijui kakimbilia wapi.... Bishanga alisema kaenda nyumba ndogo, karibu ntaanza kuyaamin maneno ya Bishanga..

Atarudi hapa tu..si umeona sheria inasema usilale mazima kwa nyimba ndogo? shurti urudi.... (nimepata hamu ya mtura....u know what I mean,,,)

 

[sweetlady]

hivi... Mtu akikubipu na private namba anamaanisha nini?

Umpigie....lol

 

[Husninyo]

leo ni leo ....kingast,ashadii,(husninyo)sweetlady msiwaache mpaka wakimbie wenyewe

hebu chukua nafasi yangu mara moja, nitarudi baadae.

 

[Kaizer]

hebu chukua nafasi yangu mara moja, nitarudi baadae.

Unaendapi?

 

[The Boss]

OMG!! Boss usiniambie ushakuwa recruited kwenye Chama..... Please say NO!... Dah!... lol

UNAWEZA USINYWE POMBE lakini ukawashauri watu kunywa kwa adabu bila usumbufu..lol

 

[AshaDii]

hivi... Mtu akikubipu na private namba anamaanisha nini?

Ina maanisha humpigii....lol... Na kutumia namba yake anaogopa kuonekana desparate... Hivo akiku bip tayari anajua kama ana nafasi gani kwako incase hujamtafuta... lol

 

[TIMING]

Umpigie....lol

Kwenye private?

 

[Husninyo]

Unaendapi?

nina apointimenti jukwaa la PM.