IROKOS
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When going through the post by Emmah Wanzalah [ Africa and Friends of Africa] on facebook i came across this and i was speechless!!! Hivi ni kweli huyu jamaa alikuwa mtupu hivi???
Thefunniest speech ever from an African President
IDDI AMIN DADA SPEECH AT A FORUM HOSTED BY HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND:
'My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament,invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen, before I undress you, let us open thewindows for the climate to come inside!
I hereby thank you completely .. Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done forme and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely
But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport ofLondon I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that wecan also revenge on you.
You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficultbecause of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I willmake sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansioncompletely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
'But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call onyou only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole mooncompletely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely beforethese extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of therepublic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir,I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the peopleof Uganda.
With this few words I thank you Sir.
Thefunniest speech ever from an African President
IDDI AMIN DADA SPEECH AT A FORUM HOSTED BY HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND:
'My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament,invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen, before I undress you, let us open thewindows for the climate to come inside!
I hereby thank you completely .. Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done forme and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely
But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport ofLondon I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that wecan also revenge on you.
You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficultbecause of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I willmake sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansioncompletely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
'But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call onyou only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole mooncompletely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely beforethese extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of therepublic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir,I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the peopleof Uganda.
With this few words I thank you Sir.