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The diagnosis

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 3, 2008.


    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

    As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

    "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

    "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

    "Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."

    "That's right," replies the doctor.

    He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman without using protection.
    He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

    "Yes," she says. "You're getting AIDS."
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    Manda JF-Expert Member

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    Inanikumbusha Movie ya Denzil Washington-OUT OF TIME (kama sikosei), the guy wanted kula mzigo kwa staili hiyo, ila what happen later on ohhhh...!!, was terrible, avail yourself with that movie, it has a nice msg to 'we the new youth employee's of today'..
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    Akome na akomae, si kila king'aacho ni dhahabu.
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo amempatia,si kuparamia kila wanachokiona!hii ni funzo kwa hawa wa kwetu!
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    Ledwin JF-Expert Member

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    oh no that gynaecologistshould be sued as he gona do the same to others.