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To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight...

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in to 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
 

senator

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Aug 9, 2007
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Wengine wanasema Ngoma draw na mwenye wivu amfwate mwenzie alipo...either Comfort Inn Hotel or Hotel Fiesta!!
 

Safina

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Jun 18, 2009
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To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight...

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in to 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."



Very gud. If u do me I do u.
 

Safina

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Jun 18, 2009
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Dawa ya moto ni moto eti....nani aliumia hapo? Mke au Mume au wote?

Hapa aliyeumia ni mume, maana mke yeye c alishaambiwa na akamshukuru mume wake kwa uwazi wake kwa kumwambia yeye anaenda ku-do na secretary wake. Halafu mamsapu amemshindilia kwa kumwambia yeye hataweza mwendo mrefu kama ambayo yeye kijana wake atakavyompelekea moto Na mara nyingi wanaume huwa hawapendi zao ziliwe, hila wao wale za wanzao.
 

Safina

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Jun 18, 2009
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Wengine wanasema Ngoma draw na mwenye wivu amfwate mwenzie alipo...either Comfort Inn Hotel or Hotel Fiesta!!

Labda mume ndo aone wivu hapa. Maana mke yeye baada ya kupata ujumbe aliendelea na shughuli zake tu za kumtafuta dogo dogo wake wa kiume akapewe dozi mpaka asubuhi. Hivyo yeye hakuwa na haja ya kumfuata husband. Yaani hapa ikionekana kuna kasheshe basi mume ndo atakuwa chanzo na c mke.
 

Junius

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Mar 11, 2009
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Watoto wa mjini wanasema ngoma droo, lakini bw. kapigwa goli la dakika 90.
 

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