Thanks GOD

Masanilo

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Thanks God for three things in this Universe

  1. Women
  2. Beers
  3. Football
Without those the world could be the hell.

Thanks my living God

Amen

Rev Masa K
 

Masanilo

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Beers...????

mmmmh...wot abt PRAYERS, POLITICAL and...!!!

Confusions and illusions. Beers is the best for every thing.

We normally pray to praise beer

[FONT=Times, serif]OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
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JS

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See...women comes first before anything else...nimeipenda hii Rev. tunayafanya maisha yenu yanakuwa worth living....:A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss:
 

Masanilo

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See...women comes first before anything else...nimeipenda hii Rev. tunayafanya maisha yenu yanakuwa worth living....:A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss:

Women are sweetest compared to beer na mpira
 

BAK

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Women are sweetest compared to beer na mpira

Hahahahahahaha kuna game la kukata na shoka EPL, MANU NA Chelsea mchezo wa mwisho wa msimu. Atakayeshinda ndiye bingwa na kombe liko uwanjani. At the same time kuna binti aliyejaliwa kila kitu na Muumba wetu anakusubiri. I know what will be your choice in this situation hahahahaha Nadhani wapenzi wengi wa kandanda watakubaliana nawe.

 

Masanilo

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Hahahahahahaha kuna game la kukata na shoka EPL, MANU NA Chelsea mchezo wa mwisho wa msimu. Atakayeshinda ndiye bingwa na kombe liko uwanjani. At the same time kuna binti aliyejaliwa kila kitu na Muumba wetu anakusubiri. I know what will be your choice in this situation hahahahaha Nadhani wapenzi wengi wa kandanda watakubaliana nawe.


Niliwahi ahirisha interview ya mtu! kisa kuna toto la Kitanga lilinisms nikutane nalo mitaa ya kati acheni wazee
 

BAK

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Niliwahi ahirisha interview ya mtu! kisa kuna toto la Kitanga lilinisms nikutane nalo mitaa ya kati acheni wazee

Watoto wa Kitanga wakijaliwa basi hujaliwa kweli na wanayajua mapenzi kupita kiasi. Halafu watu wanasema oh! kalishwa limbwata yule! Kumbe huduma za hali ya juu tu. Tanga ni kiboko yao.

 

NewDawnTz

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Confusions and illusions. Beers is the best for every thing.

We normally pray to praise beer

[FONT=Times, serif]OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
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Hahaaa Rev umenifanya kucheka mpaka mwisho.

Haysa bwana karibu mapumziko ya Jukwaa la Siasa
 

Lizzy

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May 25, 2009
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Afadhali mnakubali kwamba maisha bila wakina sie yasingekua kitu!Tupeni furaha basi ili tuzidi kuwepo!!
 

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