Tender Ikulu

[X-PASTER]

Three contractors . . . one Mchaga, another Mpare and the third Msukuma are bidding to repair the Ikulu fence.

They go with a one of Ikulu official to examine the fence.
The Msukuma contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run Tshs 100,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 40,000,000 for labour and 20,000,000 profit for me."

The Pare contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for Tshs 80,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 30,000,000 for my crew and 10,000,000 profit for me."

Mchaga " a.k.a Mangi asilia" contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Ikulu official and whispers:

"Tshs. 300,000,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," Mchaga contractor explains, "Tshs 100,000,000 for you, Tshs 100,000,000 for me and we hire Msukuma or Pare to do the job."

 

[KENZY]

Three contractors . . . one Mchaga, another Mpare and the third Msukuma are bidding to repair the Ikulu fence.

They go with a one of Ikulu official to examine the fence.
The Msukuma contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run Tshs 100,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 40,000,000 for labour and 20,000,000 profit for me."

The Pare contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for Tshs 80,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 30,000,000 for my crew and 10,000,000 profit for me."

Mchaga " a.k.a Mangi asilia" contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Ikulu official and whispers:

"Tshs. 300,000,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," Mchaga contractor explains, "Tshs 100,000,000 for you, Tshs 100,000,000 for me and we hire Msukuma or Pare to do the job."

🤣🤣

 

[Algore]

Three contractors . . . one Mchaga, another Mpare and the third Msukuma are bidding to repair the Ikulu fence.

They go with a one of Ikulu official to examine the fence.
The Msukuma contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run Tshs 100,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 40,000,000 for labour and 20,000,000 profit for me."

The Pare contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for Tshs 80,000,000 . . . 40,000,000 for materials, 30,000,000 for my crew and 10,000,000 profit for me."

Mchaga " a.k.a Mangi asilia" contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Ikulu official and whispers:

"Tshs. 300,000,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," Mchaga contractor explains, "Tshs 100,000,000 for you, Tshs 100,000,000 for me and we hire Msukuma or Pare to do the job."

So, what is the conclusion of this freakish joke of yours?

 

[babukijana]

I give vote to chaga right away and can do campain we give pare tender,
theres 20,000,000 Change there will be mine😁.