Tamu ya infidelity imenitokea puani

[Smiles]

Smiles saidia hapa....huyu ameongoka bila ya shaka yeyote.

Kamati kuu itakaa ijumaa kujadili huu upuuzi wako. Kimsingi umeonyesha uzembe Wa hali ya juu.

Na bado wengine watafuata.....
kuonesha wazi kuwa hili suala la infidelity sio sahihi kabisa....:mad2:

 

[Smiles]

Hii ya tatu imenivunja mbavu mbili, ila umesahau Namnaani, Equator .....ofkoz hizi tahadhari zina make sense....
Asante Caren mwenye jina kama la mwanae Asprin.....

Alaaa......
kwa hiyo hii inamaanisha kuwa na mtoto naye atakuwa/ni kiongozi katika chama fulani cha infidelity....
akifuatisha nyayo za baba yake.....??!!! :confused2:

 

[The Finest]

Safi sana.... ningemjua huyo mkeo ningempa zawadi.
Mmezidi na mambo ya kuiga.....hao kina "Teamo" unaowafata wenzio ukute hata hawafanyi hayo mambo,
nyie na kujifanya wajuaji...haya sasa! samahani kwa kuwa nashindwa kukupa pole kwa maana hayo umejitakia,
lakini pamoja na hayo bado tunakukaribisha chama cha upinzani pale utakapoamua kutubu na kuanza maisha yako upya
BILA INFIDELITY.....of any kind!!! :mad2:

Kipipimoyo wangu upo nimekumiss kweli

 

[The Finest]

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[The Finest]

Na bado wengine watafuata.....
kuonesha wazi kuwa hili suala la infidelity sio sahihi kabisa....:mad2:

Heshimu hilo neno next time uwe unaandika kwa herufi kubwa

 

[FirstLady1]

The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.

But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.

2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.

5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).

6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.

7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.

LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]

wewe kiboko i salute u :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::gossip::love:

 

[Smiles]

Kipipimoyo wangu upo nimekumiss kweli

:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

 

[The Finest]

:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

Orait orait najua tatizo nini nimekuzoesha asubuhi kukupa:hug::hug::hug:na :kiss::kiss::kiss:usikasirike kwa kuwa sijafanya hivyo ila ufahamu kuwa bado :A S 8::A S 8::A S 8::A S 8:

 

[Smiles]

Orait orait najua tatizo nini nimekuzoesha asubuhi kukupa:hug::hug::hug:na :kiss::kiss::kiss:usikasirike kwa kuwa sijafanya hivyo ila ufahamu kuwa bado :A S 8::A S 8::A S 8::A S 8:

wapiiiii.............sidanganyikiiiiiiI!!!!! :mad2:

 

[Fidel80]

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

Hahahaha tatizo la Mikela alijikokotea utafikiri hana wife home mm nahisi lazima alimshika hata kiuno.

Alijisahau hata kugeuka nyuma aaangalie watu anao wapita au kupishana nao wanatathimini vp huo mzigo.

Angemtanguliza binti au yeye akazuga akaenda Lumumba kisha akaingia Uhuru na kurudia Congo then azame mjengoni angekuwa amesha wapote za maboya wafuatiliaji.

 

[funzadume]

story ni ya kutunga na siwezi kuamini mpaka naingia kaburini

 

[The Finest]

wapiiiii.............nadanganyikaaaaaaA!!!!! :mad2:

Dah nashukuru umenirahisishia kazi ngoja niongee na katibu afanyee nukuu ya hii

 

[The Finest]

Hahahaha tatizo la Mikela alijikokotea utafikiri hana wife home mm nahisi lazima alimshika hata kiuno.

Alijisahau hata kugeuka nyuma aaangalie watu anao wapita au kupishana nao wanatathimini vp huo mzigo.

Angemtanguliza binti au yeye akazuga akaenda Lumumba kisha akaingia Uhuru na kurudia Congo then azame mjengoni angekuwa amesha wapote za maboya wafuatiliaji.

Haraka za kwenda kutoa ugwadu

 

[RR]

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Halafu hiyo sio yuziful posti.......ni vere yuziful post akchuale...
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[queenkami]

mshahara wa dhambi ni .....
pole kijana

 

[Mapinduzi]

mshahara wa dhambi ni .....
pole kijana

Una habari nyani anaoa?

 

[funzadume]

WAYS OF CHEATING

Everyone is bound to cheat on their spouse one time or
another. Chance comes to all. Opportunities abound for all
to seize. Admittedly, cheating is sweet (stolen bread is
sweet). While some will try to remain faithful, a lot more
will cheat as the physical attraction wanes. Long term
relationships get boring with time. The one-time sweetie
will turn sour and will be a big turn off. They just lose
that magic that would makes the sparks fly and the heart
race like a formula one car.

Cheating brings back that energetic spark in ones life.
Cheating is inevitable. To cheat is human not to be caught
is divine. Here are a few rules to help you as you cheat.

0. Never ignore your spouse's call when you are out with
your lover, much more, never switch it off or cut the line
when she calls you.

1. Always let your lover know about your marital status. If
you hide your status, your lover might surprise you at a
very awkward time.

2. Never promise marriage to your lovers. You can only do
so when your spouse passes on.

3. Avoid falling in love with your lovers (this is hard).
If you notice that you are falling in love get another
lover. If you do fall in love with your lover your spouse
will know very fast because it will to show.

4. Be sweet to your spouse when you are cheating. If your
spouse demands something, give it for them without being
irritated even if it means getting them the moon. Check
Sangwapo or the GAME guide, NASA, Zain, MTN or Chibuku might
just be having a promotion for those who want to get the
moon for their spouses .

5. Avoid keeping contact details of your lovers anywhere
near home. Phone numbers in diaries or email addresses on
receipts is a no no. If you have business cards use these
instead and keep them at the office.

6. Never switch off your phone or be protective of it when
at home. If a call or an sms comes let your spouse answer
the phone for you. You have to tell your lovers not to call
you when you are at home. Try to use the company phone for
those important calls.

7. Never raise your spouses suspicion. If you say you are
going to see a friend that the spouse knows make sure you
see the friend first and then proceed to see your lover then
return to your friends house, if it is the bar return to the
bar. If you lie about being in a certain place and you are
not there when a follow up is made then you are screwed.

8. Never let your spouse know all your sources of income.
Always maintain a secret account, A sort of Zamtroop. You
need it to finance you covert operations.

9. If you are going to be in a public place always go with
a wingman (or merchie) who is not married.

10. The only time you ever admit cheating is when you are
caught red handed. All other allegations "kufwa na no",
whether you have cum on your slacks, lipstick on the collar
or a used cartridge in the jacket or in the car.

11. Always destroy incriminating evidence before going
home. This might include erasing (some) call records, going
to the gym to sweat off the sweet perfume. If you drink
always rinse off you privates with a beer (preferably Eagle)
if you going home drunk. You might just black out in the
matrimonial bed smelling of maximum classic (its
unmistakable) . Remember to always have perfume or deodorant
in your car or office make sure it is the same fragrance as
the one you regularly use.

12. Whatever you do never neglect your spouse. if you need
to buy your lover a RAV4 make sure you get your wife a
better SUV such as Honda or anything better than what you
get your lover.

13. Never slacken your game in bed (remember Eagle, it
helps). Even if you are from having a sex festival with your
lover, always do a repeat performance at home. You might
need to act a little to pull it off though.

 

[Tall]

The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.

But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.

2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.

5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).

6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.

7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.

LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]

SIKU ZA MWIZI NI AROBAINI TU.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mauti tu, hamna kingine.

Mshahara wa DHAMBI.....................!

 

[Caren]

Mambo powa fixed point!!

Watu wana vituko................ Caren mambo!